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I got the "bitches better take their oval office pills" one. There is a god, and he loves this worst thread, posted on ugliest forum.
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3:30am readin achewood and drinkin whiskey Hey there Jackie D, tuck me in and be my breakfast
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World War Mammories posted:poo poo'S just BARF you DIDN'T HONOR! I'm an unfunded hapless nuisance! Hee!
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ullerrm posted:Yeah, that arc has tiny flakes of gold in a pile of crap. Ray Goes To Rehab is the turning point in the strip that leads directly into the downward spiral of Onstad running out of funny and turning his attention towards craft weed soda startups. Unsurprisingly it starts off right after some filler that showed up to distract everyone from the abrupt ending of Teodor Gets Raped In Nice Pete's Van. Kazinsal fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Apr 29, 2023 |
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As long as it's not Achewood like the post-Nice Pete High School era I'll throw Onstad some canadian tire money.
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kidcoelacanth posted:boy this AI poo poo sure is a loving bummer Someone punched in WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT and it couldn't come up with anything sufficiently Ray. Shameful.
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I'm thinking about starting a craft soda syrup line. Do you have any advice? —Not Chris OnstadRayBot posted:Dear Chris, Started off unexpectedly strong (in a hella 2006 Achewood way), got boring.
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Tiny Timbs posted:I’ve been wondering why people just instantly start getting insanely aggro over even the most innocuous uses of the new AI tools. I guess it’s a twitter thing? AI generated art was ripping off real artists and was doing stuff that made people VERY angry about the possibility of artists receiving fewer commissions because of it. Then it turned out that AI will never actually be able to convincingly estimate how many fingers are on a human hand, but people kept being mad anyways. The real current potential Problem with AI is it potentially plagiarizing things without the user knowing -- GitHub's AI code system has received multiple articles about how it'll just straight up regurgitate code from projects without adhering to their licenses, and the users have no idea until someone notices and goes "uh, hey mate, you've made a fuckup here". It's also being leveraged by companies to replace human talent, which both sucks for creative people and is going to result in hilariously expensive lawsuits over aforementioned plagiarism issues.
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I think once we start seeing rashes of people getting expelled from their graduate programs for ChatGPTing purple prose into their theses (almost certainly AI related theses, at that) we'll start to see a downturn in AI bullshit. In the meantime, we've got legions of dipshit techbros on one side and, apparently, the crispy stellas guy on the other.
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more falafel please posted:The comic is starting up again because it's hard to send a kid to college when you've had 2 jobs totaling 18 months in your life and merch/soda syrup isn't cutting it anymore Good news is, he's already gotten at least two semesters' worth in the first 72 hours.
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Anyways congrats to Onstad for getting your poo poo together and getting back on the ol Achewood horse. Havin' a crispy stella in your honor.
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Ah, old Colonel Ephraim.
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Javid posted:To me, Todd sounds exactly like Ziggy Sobotka I'm not going to be able to read Achewood the same way ever again.
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more falafel please posted:It unironically rules that I can walk to The Weed Store and buy a large selection of products from knowledgeable and extremely stoned salespeople then walk out with a bag that stops just short of saying THERE'S WEED IN THIS Or, here in Canada, happily says "THERE'S WEED IN THIS : )" knowing that nobody can do poo poo about it
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Safety Dance posted:Are you implying Sondra loved Ted Kaczynski? Kaczynski ate his cheese. Girls like a boy who eats cheese.
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It's just straight chilled Ketel One with an olive in it to maintain the appearance of class.
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moot the hopple posted:Adding vaporized to the spreadsheet of Todd's van's troubles surprised onstad hasn't gotten deep into the thc vape hole before now
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haven't given onstad my fourteen fifty canadian yet but it sounds like it's going exactly the way we all expected with a month and a half of funnies followed by degeneration into AI derived garbage will check back in in another six weeks
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moot the hopple posted:Teodor naked will always get a laugh out of me. "You're hung like a cranberry, and it bugs me." is one of those sentences that'll be in my head until the day I die.
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Schwarzwald posted:You say that but in like 48 out of 50 states Taco Bell isn't in competition with anyone for Mexican fast food. Imagine how bad it is up here in Canada 
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IIRC, the soul-selling wasn't the catalyst for Ray becoming ultra-rich, it was him scoring a daguerrotype porno off eBay and taking it to Antiques Roadshow.
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Aug 28, 2023 23:26
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moot the hopple posted:And in different sizes in case he needs to coordinate with his boys like he had this exact situation in mind which is extra funny I mean, if I were Ray level rich and had a history of having one or more of the homies living in my poolhouse, then yeah, I’d do the same
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Nessus posted:Teodor was saying Donald Trump was a corny bullshit man long before he staggered his way to his current incubus-like state. It is possible he might have briefly fallen for Musk's public image, but I'm confident he would not have become one of those people. hush Teodor don't wake up that wino
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A.o.D. posted:Better than creating a whole fleet reimbursement system for an alliance. I'm so glad I won 13 years ago. As someone who currently runs a reimbursement system for an alliance, please loving kill me I yearn for the sweet release of death
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would it be morally acceptable to adopt a shy little cat and name him roast beef because I am considering it
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It and the Ray Has DTs And Nearly Actually Dies arc are probably the two lowest points that Achewood ever hit.
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Next dramatic arc: Showbiz Gets The DTs (Nobody Notices)
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similarly whenever someone at a party breaks out a bottle of mezcal I immediately think "Dude you don't like Gusano Rojo, what you like is that you're holding something the police will fight you for"
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Basically everything from High School and Ray Gets The DTs onwards is pretty much unreadable.
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Deathlove posted:Really hated that new font. I think it's the same font just rendered differently, probably due to Onstad using a different image editor/workflow. I can get Blue Highway to look preeeeeetty close to how it does in classic Achewood using Photoshop 2024 but sometimes the kerning is just a tad off, and I can't get the italics to slant exactly right. I was fiddling around with that a bit to try to upscale some panels to much higher resolution, since I kind of want to get canvas prints of the "drat, this is a thing, isn't it? / our every move is the new tradition" panels as I am sorely lacking in esoteric nerd wall art.
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That strip always sticks out to me for the "I thought that poo poo was just old mayo!" "That don't exactly explain why you tried to eat it" exchange.
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Phy posted:As an aside the internet delivered to me a png so finely calibrated to my tastes it's a wonder I ain't commission it. I give you David Thorpe Roasting Docevil's Wack rear end Shoes, as performed by Ray And Beef: Onstad can retire again
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Zefiel posted:^^^ I'm glad I chose it as my forum thingie That's pretty Onstad, yeah.
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Antivehicular posted:There are a few "Beef is uncomfortable with Molly's Lady Things" strips that even at the time read kind of harsh and disdainful. Unfortunately, some of them are also funny. (The Bead Store is extremely funny and also extremely a strip about "women be makin' you go shopping for her boring stupid lady stuff," for example) SUPPORT EUTHANASIA FOR DUDES WHO HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO THE BEAD SHOP
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moot the hopple posted:It's only a matter of time before Pat unleashes his true form Thinking about it now, it occurs to me that when Pat comes out, Ray's immediate response straight to his face is basically "so what's it like being a bottom"
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Antivehicular posted:I had forgotten that the strip launches into the Nice Pete High School arc immediately after wrapping up Philippe Goes Home. There's some kind of metaphor there The whiplash of "home is the grand illusion" going into "teodor gets raped in a van" and then abruptly into "ray nearly dies from delirium tremens" is the kind of thing that is so harsh that I'm glad Onstad didn't decide to paint the ceiling with his grey matter in the early 2010s.
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