Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Dove from Above posted:

I didn't realise there were such classy lady squirrels.

Yeah look at us being all prejudiced about squirrels. I thought they were all crappy little bullshit dudes.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2009 05:29

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:33

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

I love Todd struggling to lift that pile of money.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2009 06:02

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

What'n'the FRICK, indeed.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2009 01:23

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Todd + North Korean Magical Realism sounds pretty drat funny to me, but whatever, here's my essay about cartoon cats:

# ¿ Oct 16, 2009 16:41

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

gently caress... Now I need to go refill my Hopeugrin.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2009 15:14

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

It's amazing that a two panel strip can entertain me just as much as 10 panel one.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2009 15:36

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

5er posted:

I wish I could express gratitude for the explanations but somehow I feel diminished.

Onstadt has such a concise way of putting things and a way of arranging the words that's kept me reading Achewood since it started.

He's some sort of genetic freak. Where everyone else on the planet would take a complex emotion like that and write out about 5,000 words if they cared to, he can sum it up in a quip in a speech bubble hovering above a talking cat.

No offense Mr. Onstad, but I think you're dangerous.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2010 21:25

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Todd drunk driving simulator, I hope.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2010 10:43

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Rustmouth Chafings posted:

I just noticed that the two options for chili are "chicken" and "mild."

Philipe is 5.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2010 15:39

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

That quote about how a white person fails at cooking chinese food is just one of those things that is so strikingly apt. I'd love to get drunk with Onstad and cook weird food, but for some reason that sounds sad and creepy when it's a stranger from the internet saying it.

# ¿ May 14, 2010 12:34

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Don't be so hard on yourself. I would pretend that I am on hard times, and then using Onstad's sense of charity, I would "temporarily" move into his house slowly gaining his family's trust. Then I would get a hair cut to look exactly like him, and I would start wearing his clothes and slowly get his family to love me more than him. Eventually I assume he would move out and I could continue Achewood by myself. The strip would suffer because I have no talent, and I would eventually fall into a shame spiral studded with habitual drug use and alcoholism. This is all laid out in my diary which I will post later.

Then we are of the same mind, but I hope you realize that we need to literally wear his skin in order to truly become meshed with that reality. Let's do this. This is a Thing.

# ¿ May 14, 2010 17:11

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Man, being naked, beaten up, and squatting on someone's lawn in the middle of the night is one of those situations that just has no explanation at all when someone asks you what you're doing.

# ¿ May 14, 2010 23:04

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

I wonder if Suckin' Dick Bought That Van.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2010 18:06

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

King Nothing posted:

Can anyone remember a time when a message like that went up and the strip actually was posted when the message said it would be? I can't.

I'm still waiting for the chicken recipe.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2010 22:57

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:33

nmg: Jul 27, 2002; A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Happy Hippo posted:

Yeah, it happens. We're just more likely to remember the times when it didn't. Onstad meeting his own publicly announced deadline isn't something that people tend to remember because it's kind of a non-event.

edit; the chicken recipe is tomorrow, I hear.

Finally!

# ¿ Jul 15, 2010 23:07

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