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It was probably Beef's internal monologue, in which everything is doomed.
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Nov 17, 2009 00:04
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I posit an inverse relationship between embarrassment and condom size. Recall, if you will, the condoms Beef discovered at Molly's back in the day - dude may still have a bit of a ding dong size complex, even though he shouldn't.
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Dec 1, 2009 17:31
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He knew that if Philippe asked for that meal and his mom couldn't deliver, his nostalgic illusion of "home" would begin to unravel.
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May 2, 2010 04:32
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I was linked to the strip containing a triple colonoscopy, and zipped directly to the beginning and binged the archives in a weekend.
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May 30, 2010 08:54
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I'm not a fan of this arc either, but it's not really fair to claim it's objectively bad.
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Jul 10, 2010 04:25
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ABOUT DRUGS posted:Nice Pete now believes that Teodor and he are one of a kind, that Teodor is an amateur or apprentice in an art at which Nice Pete excels. That is new, which is exciting, but it is something I witness with trepidation rather than ease. This had occurred to me, as well. One is typically glad to return from an evening with Nice Pete alive, but alive and him thinking you're buddies is about the worst way to do that.
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Jul 18, 2010 00:02
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Out of curiosity, I googled up the forum in question. Before anything else, they make it such a giant pain in the rear end to register that it's hardly worth it, just to presumably be poo poo on for existing on assetbar.
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Aug 1, 2010 07:23
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I always loved how Beef and Emeril tore down the disappearance of Philippe. I didn't think I could be pleased with this arc, but it has happened with this development.
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Aug 3, 2010 12:49
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picosecond posted:So, I'll be the rear end in a top hat and ask an obvious-but-unpleasant question: but brain problems
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Feb 2, 2011 21:05
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The link that gets floated on assetbar when this comes up is http://www.consumerfraudreporting.org/reporting.php
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Feb 3, 2011 19:48
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And any one of those would be a very reasonable explanation if he bothered to issue one.
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Mar 6, 2011 05:40
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dolphins are gay posted:I'm not sure he's depressed, judging by his twitter he's in disneyland. I'd expect something (probably more tweets) soon. Not sure how long a cartoonist stays in disneyland. Less than six months, presumably, so it doesn't explain the van arc.
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Mar 9, 2011 12:43
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You'd have to pay for the fanflow to even comment on that journal.
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Mar 21, 2011 01:50
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Fraud is a crime, "it sucks" doesn't entirely cover it. If enough people made complaints to their card companies, he might get his ability to accept them pulled, which would be something.
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Apr 11, 2011 09:28
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I've always heard Ray & Beef as Frylock & Meatball.
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Apr 17, 2011 23:19
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ChuckDHead posted:I hear Beef as really soft-spoken and monotone. Ray is gregarious and loud as hell at all times, with a tone somewhere between Bleeding Gums Murphy and Bill Cosby. Brian Blessed as Ray.
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Apr 17, 2011 23:37
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Silhouette posted:Lyle is Artie Lange No more calls, this is it.
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Apr 18, 2011 05:51
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I've often reflected that we wouldn't care this much about its decline if Achewood wasn't the funniest poo poo ever in its prime.
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Jul 19, 2011 12:11
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I'm sure ray will manage to say something witty every couple weeks when chris's housing is actually under the gun.
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Sep 8, 2011 12:16
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I hear Ray as Frylock and Beef as Meatwad.
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Sep 8, 2011 20:23
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I don't know either, but the best place to ask might be the legal questions thread.
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Sep 30, 2011 19:00
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withak posted:I think his fans generally don't want him to go to jail, they just want the cookbook. There's a lot of room between "do nothing" and "send onstad to jail", like "court-ordered to issue refunds" which would probably satisfy most people.
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Sep 30, 2011 19:57
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I always thought that ray was white, but kind of a wigger. Pretty sure he's officially gray, though.
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Nov 17, 2011 22:13
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Watch him kill the cast off just to spite us. This is my concern as well. People getting hurt before has always been funny, not serious.
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Nov 24, 2011 04:26
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The only voice for Lyle is Sam Kinison.
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Nov 28, 2011 06:46
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If the comic wasn't once so great, we wouldn't care nearly as much that it stopped updating.
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Dec 9, 2011 09:05
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I still remember the strip that was up the first time I actually went to read the comic, after seeing bits of it in the funny panels thread for ages. It was the group colonoscopy strip. "..acting?"
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Jan 7, 2012 09:21
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bgaesop posted:So... what happened to Onstad? Does anyone know? Did he just burn out and give up, or what? A divorce will suck the life out of any man.
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Nov 18, 2012 10:20
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I'm certainly not defending his decision to abandon his projects and defraud his fans, but a contested divorce with a kid involved is probably one of the worst wringers you can be put through emotionally.
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Nov 18, 2012 15:41
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I couldn't personally do it, but I can't imagine it being too difficult for someone to script up a thing to start at the first strip, save the image + text, hit the 'next' link, and repeat. Having it add the alt text to the image itself might even be doable. I remember there being a "request quick easy software" thread in SH/SC at one point, you might try there.
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Nov 21, 2012 13:56
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Hopefully you/someone can combine them because tabbing between an image viewer and alt_text.txt would suck hard. I'm assuming this isn't  since the main comic is free.
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Nov 21, 2012 17:58
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I dunno. I think, correctly done, it could own the Adult Swim lineup. Sadly, I don't think Der Önstadt has the give-a-gently caress left to make that happen, and nobody else could truly do it correctly.
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Dec 5, 2012 06:14
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Telex posted:I don't know how everyone else has it in their head, but to me Ray has always been Carey Means and sounds roughly like Frylock. YES. I have always heard Ray as Frylock and Beef as Meatwad.
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Feb 25, 2013 20:14
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WoodrowSkillson posted:I will be astonished if we hear anything else from him in months, let alone the show even having a pilot. Real networks will not just wait for Onstad the next time he has a meltdown and goes into hermit mode. I have high hopes, but this is roughly what I expect to actually happen.
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Feb 25, 2013 22:06
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I can only hear Lyle as Sam Kinison. And I have half a notion that Steve Buscemi would be a great Todd. The obvious choice for Cornelius is Michael Caine. But it's obvious on the level of "deep voice? get Michael Clarke Duncan" so maybe not.
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Feb 26, 2013 05:14
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Silhouette posted:Lyle is Artie Lange This is inspired. I'd still say Sam Kinison over that, but, well, he's dead, so there we are.
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Feb 26, 2013 17:09
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Dacap posted:Patton Oswalt as Beef Bullseye.
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Feb 26, 2013 19:06
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ManiacClown posted:. It's either that or, as mentioned, an aging biker who can still kick some rear end if he really needs to. Chuck Zito.
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