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Chris Onstad posted:No. We're experiencing some delays with the cookbook, but are working fervently to circumvent them. If it was part of my anniversary order, will my other stuff be delayed until the cookbook is ready?
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Nov 19, 2009 05:36
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Grilldos posted:All his hypotheticals do this. All sad cats are Roast Beef. All sad cats are grey.
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Dec 4, 2009 02:46
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Could someone be a straight up dogg and tell me the ingredients in the Ray steak in the cookbook? I got a cast iron pan for Xmas I want to break in, but I am at work and forgot to make a list.
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Dec 26, 2009 22:06
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Rock Strongo posted:Want to meet Tim the Gray Alien Haha, I got 4th place on the Achewood strip club naming Facebook challenge.
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Feb 27, 2010 09:24
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Lurdiak posted:Yeah, seriously. A man who's had everything he owns handed to him trying to teach people how the world works is the dickest thing in the world. His mom disciplined him hardcore. I recall saying when his mom spanked you, it would be on the actual pink part of your tush.
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Mar 5, 2010 00:25
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OBAMA ACKBAR posted:how does Col. Ephraim figure into this The same way Connie being excited about Flava Flav figures into anything
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Mar 5, 2010 05:49
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Chris Onstad posted:I don't deserve readers as thorough and thoughtful as you bunch of knuckleheads. Here is how I show appreciation back: a picture of a really expensive delicious beer in one of your glasses.  Click here for the full 1600x1200 image. robot roll call fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Mar 5, 2010 |
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Mar 5, 2010 07:00
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If you like stouts, it makes Guinness look like Corona.
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Mar 5, 2010 07:14
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How did you know where I purchased my beer. And really, Whole Foods prices beer the same as anywhere else. Mine does, anyways. And I am proud to say I have never purchased organic sunchokes there, only beer.Vitriol posted:So ordering some of this as soon as I can! Unfortunately it's seasonal and way out of season. I was lucky that my Whole Foods got a random case in out of nowhere. I would love to have stout chat and exchange stout notes though, I know tons of other awesome ones. robot roll call fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Mar 5, 2010 |
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Mar 5, 2010 07:21
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McGravin posted:Huh, I never had much trouble finding good beers while I was out there visiting a friend, but then we didn't go to many bars, and one we did go to was a brewpub, and so had their own beers as well as a pretty good selection of others. But maybe you just didn't go to the right bars? What a coincidence. I had that the other night too. It actually does have kind of a milky taste to it, but in a really good, delicious way. I recommend it as well. Who would have thought Achewood fans are also good beer fans?!
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Mar 8, 2010 01:19
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The Missing Link posted:I'm implying that he's five, and that octogenarian is not his mother. He may call her "Mom", and regard her as such, but I have serious doubts that she gave birth to him. Granted, I haven't been reading Achewood for as long as you guys have so it's jarring to see this little old lady be presented as the actual factual birth mother of a five year old. I think that's just Onstad's idea of an archetypal mom. Cassandra looks fairly similar.
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Apr 10, 2010 19:29
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Chris Onstad posted:Sondra. That's Ray's mom. Cassandra is Roast Beef. And YOU had to be the one to do it. The creator of the comic just yanked my pants down in front of everyone. Thanks.
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Apr 11, 2010 03:48
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How much merchandise am I gonna have to buy to save face here? Like, how many t shirts are we talking?
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Apr 11, 2010 03:56
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Chris Onstad posted:You might be looking at commissioned art, pal. You're not getting off easy, here. Can I pick the subject or is this more of a "commissioned" art kind of deal? (wish I had the one in my avatar, by the way)
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Apr 12, 2010 01:04
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You guys are really running with the "Philippe is 5" thing. It was a great joke in that strip, but he's not a drat Highlander. It's not like everyone else in the strip ages noticeably around him.
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Apr 13, 2010 18:50
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Custodes posted:I'm pretty sure that this strip implies that Phillipe literally will not age along with everyone else. And he does seem to be the only one who is free from death if only because he never loses his innocence. Right, and I'm saying people are taking that strip literally when it's just supposed to be a joke.
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Apr 13, 2010 21:56
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DocFrance posted:I'm saying it's more about the tragedy of parents getting old and things never feeling the same as the first time than it is about a magic otter boy who never ages, and that people are reading into the "Philippe is five" thing too much. Exactly. And I think the creepy insistence that Philippe ask for that dinner was a way of making sure living with his mom again is what is really best for him.
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Apr 14, 2010 00:15
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Grandpa Pap posted:Here, let me cheer things up! I had a similar experience in Austria last month. Also I wore that Teodor shirt with all the German on it and they told me it was really bad German, although they liked the use of "Stammtisch".
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Apr 14, 2010 16:47
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As a semi-adult, this strip is really the truth. It made me feel, goddammit Onstad.
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Apr 23, 2010 09:32
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The main thing I took away from that is I really want to try Thunderbird.
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May 13, 2010 06:22
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Well now I want to drink it even more. It can be worse than this terribly "whiskey" corn malt liquor that had chunks of something floating in it that I drank one time.
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May 13, 2010 23:06
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This is funny like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was funny.
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May 14, 2010 23:15
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Achewood has featured a lot of peeling out vans over the years. Chris, do you have a secret desire to peel out a van?
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May 17, 2010 04:34
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I haven't laughed this hard at something in a while. Then I read the alt text.
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May 22, 2010 03:53
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This isn't Lost, you dinguses (dingii?). Chris, why didn't you explain Walt?!
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May 27, 2010 23:00
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Vitriol posted:Ironically enough, I bet that Nice Pete is allergic to peanuts. Or "goobers" as he most likely calls them. I always liked that he refers to diet soda as "false" soda.
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Jun 11, 2010 23:04
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bloodychill posted:http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09052008 The alt text on the strip after that might be one of the funniest things I have ever read. Ahaha, I totally forgot about that.
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Jun 19, 2010 07:16
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You are in a Murder Van. It reeks of death. The only exit (N) is padlocked securely. An elderly kidnapped man offers you his 10 inch cock. What do you do? >_
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Jul 5, 2010 01:09
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Diet Poison posted:C:\> get mcdonald's! There is not this idea.
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Jul 5, 2010 06:22
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Dove from Above posted:Poor Téodor. I hope he doesn't end up 'tossing more salad than a seasick rabbit.' Some of them, but I think Pat and Rod are handled pretty well.
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Jul 5, 2010 07:37
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I love the change of tone too. Achewood can be a lot of things. It's hilarious most of the time, so let it be like Ian Curtis sang a song that David Lynch wrote about Charles Manson for a while, alright people? Having said that, there has never been a better opportunity to include men being punched on the erection and slidewhistle noises.
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Jul 9, 2010 23:31
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Chris Onstad posted:Hey, that was a GUEST strip, pal. So in THEORY if I made guest strip you would post it? Because I am FULL of ideas(and Kwak belgian beer). I can't draw, but that doesn't seem to be a problem with Achewood. HEYO
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Jul 17, 2010 06:18
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Chris Onstad posted:You can always post it here, stud. I'm getting pretty uncomfortable with all of this gay stuff. Maybe you should tone it down a bit so I don't have extremely hot fantasies about it every night.
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Jul 17, 2010 07:11
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SeanBeansShako posted:I'm hoping Roast Beef breaks Nice Petes daze by telling him he is going to go to a crummy college if he doesn't clean up his act. That worked really well when Teodor tried it.
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Aug 4, 2010 17:44
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Haha, I just noticed Emeril called it "The Far Side of the Moon".
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Aug 5, 2010 04:45
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I really enjoy that this discussion is not even slightly off topic in this thread.
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Sep 25, 2010 05:23
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Dodgeball posted:I bet if we open your fridge we'll find Hunt's brand catsup. Not even Heinz, man! There, full circle. I was serious! But if you really must know it's Whole Foods 365 Ketchup 
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Sep 25, 2010 16:06
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Strips like this make me glad that our issue is quantity rather than quality.
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Oct 19, 2010 01:02
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GigaPeon posted:It's a zero-update month for those lucky enough to subscribe to the Fan Flow. Of course the banner ad for it says that is "growing daily". Well it was, 2 years ago.
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