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Oakey
Dec 29, 2000

I'm a stupid fucking cunt
Geese are big fuckers, and they're heavier than they look. If you hit one dead on I think it's more likely for you to go over the handlebars than just run it over.

One of my parents hit a goose years ago in their car, and that thing did enough damage to the front of the car that you'd think they'd rear-ended someone.

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Oakey
Dec 29, 2000

I'm a stupid fucking cunt

Taelrin posted:

I suppose I can't really say that it was or was not a wasp. I also couldn't say that I could identify a wasp from a yellowjacket from a hornet while not moving much less while approaching it. I know it was yellow, and it bit. That's enough for me!

I suppose that this experience was good in that I now know that I'm very lucky, and I can take my helmet off with my gloves on very, very quickly.

Sorry Tsaven, I didn't take any pictures. I really didn't rock Jay Leno chin very well.

I got bee in the helmet once too, fortunately mine ended up there because it bounced off my chest and got sucked up into the helmet afterwards and I was riding with visor closed. I gotta say though, riding along at 50 with a twitching bee laying on the chinbar a few inches from my eye was not really the most fun experience I've ever had.

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