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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I didn't think your kind used front brakes. What did your fiance say about it when you got to her farm?

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I came a foot or so away from taking a turkey to the face at 50 mph a few years back. Felt the wind from it as it passed my shoulder. Fukken birds man.

I feel like that would easily kill a man

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Here4DaGangBang posted:

Dragged the front brake instead of the rear while letting the clutch out a bit for low speed manouevres, I think?

I do this on dirt on purpose to practice braking and balance.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

builds character posted:

Go buy a cheap dirt bike and ride in the dirt.

do this anyways because its just darn good advice

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
is it close call or "today I backed it in and threaded the needle through some cagers" give yourself some credit :v:

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
can't outrun the motorola report butan

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
the proper thing to do would be to notify authorities so they can come and dispatch the animal. If there is no damage or if it doesnt meet your states threshold then it is not reportable on your end and there is no need for you to stick around but at least report it to be taken care of.

but yeah don't dispatch one yourself because that will more often than not be unlawful

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Chichevache posted:

Maybe it's because I worked in a pet store for so long, but to me leaving a wounded animal to suffer feels really unethical.

you arent the only one that feels that way. I probably had to talk people out of shooting deer before an officer arrives on scene easily without exaggerating 50 times.

edit:

I wasn't sure if I had a recording of one of those calls but I found this classic one instead.

https://soundcloud.com/perifunl/open-mic

Don't let this be you Chiche

500excf type r fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jul 18, 2017

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