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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
1.8 BP swapped festiva. I err..Freed a few gears from the confines of the case.



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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Its just a shop beater, I'll source a F series for it someday, but until then eating E series transmissions is what it will do!


I admit, it was satisfying to blow it apart.

Here's a 2003 Discovery I replaced the engine on...They complained that it "just shut off"

It was likely one of the stupid oil pump failure trucks but it was still spectacular.





that is camshaft and pushrods you see in the oil pan.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Mercedes throttle actuator. 11 insulation free wires! (one is new, I had already started re-wiring the module)

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Beach Bum posted:

I have never ever seen a spindle like that, is that a Range Rover thing or is that common to a lot of heavy duty 4x4 front ends?

Go look at a few 4x4 tractors. ancient live axle Toyotas employ the same axle design.


I was at a fuel island at a truck stop several years ago when a driver ran a trailer into a concrete pilar and blew a tire, I was 10 feet from the explosion. My left ear still does not work right.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Changed the oil in the merc wagon last night and decided to check over the fluids. It offered me a milkshake for taking care of it. :suicide:

Engine swap!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe



M104 3.2L Mercedes I6. Headgasket was replaced 2 years ago. headbolts had ~40-50ft-lb torque.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Cylinder head, upper intake plenum, a whole lotta poo poo infront of the engine and the exhaust manifolds are removed.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
40lb-ft plus 90* and then another 90*. Likely around 120lb-ft or so.

Whats worse? This is the 3rd head failure I've seen like this.

Normally It takes a 3' cheater bar to pull headbolts.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BrokenKnucklez posted:

Rover makes it even worse. Its just waiting for the next set of head gaskets on the engine.

I've popped heads with the gauge sitting dead. loving. center.

as soon as the gauge gets 2/3s of its sweep there is *something* under the hood that is already boiling its tits off. Gauranfuckingteed.

I *really* hate land rover temp gauges.

also BN: the first white bar is 170* Found that out this morning. :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I had a caddy hearse with 2 gauges. speedo and fuel. It had the same drat "overheating" lamp.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
L322 Rangies have two red wires. I know of a guy that hooked up his battery backwards. Killed all 24/25 computers and the 900 dollar liquid cooled alternator.


I can't drat remember how many controllers the L322 has.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


After 6 months of dealing with a signal not working I finally decided to replace the power board on my Range Rovers body controller.

*everything* goes through this guy. I lost the front right signal indicator, headlight wash/wipe, and a few other minor glitches like loosing sync with the key.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'm doing some wiring modifications to the rover and I printed out a few pages of the electrical troubleshooting manual.




You know its loving bad when the brits don't even know their own pinout.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
It can 14". if it blows between the coolant jacket and the intake runners.



To keep the british fail continuing!

Hands down the worst soldering I have *ever* done. but its a patch plug.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Roomies FZR. He flushed the cooling system and now we get to put a new HG on it. weeeeee

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Found this in the yards today. newish Kia Rio..or was.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
the roof pillars were cut on the driverside, but I didn't walk anywhere near the drivers side of the car.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
The fun stuff that was missed was the apparent 20 years of seawater exposure to the jugs, the green braided poo poo on everything, and the awesome wiring harness that looks soviet at best.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

EightBit posted:

What? How could you need one of these? What is contaminating your coolant? :psyduck:

Hybrid cars.

Most to all semi's run coolant filters. I've seen a few people retrofit em to cars too. works good to keep bullshit from clogging up the radiator/heatercores. it might help work against scaling too, but I may be wrong.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


new power steering/abc pump on a W220.
Blowing O rings like mad, no one knows why.

Idiot marred the surface for the abc output.

This combo pump is hands down the worst thing I've ever removed. had to dislocate my wrists to get to all the stupid security bolts.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Figured out why its blowing O rings!
The fucknut that installed the pump crossthreaded the drat banjo bolt. 6 different stores and nobody has a M16x1.5 tap. :suicide:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

chryco oil pan with extra pieces



Spring popped outta its perch and the shock didnt like the weight.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


To continue on the "german way"....

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Did I mention guys that side faces the firewall?

and all ofthat fuckery breaks.


OFTEN.

E: VV. I never said I hated it.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jun 25, 2013

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Delivery guy that drops by my house regularly wrecked his impreza last week.he gave me a call to help him out so I dropped by his house.




I offered to replace his subframe if he got the parts, but he insisted we try pulling it out.



CSB Frame jerking at your service.

Pulled on it for about half an got it within 1/4" but I just couldnt get a good bite on the subframe anymore, and I was practically pulling the car.

E: I love my wireless winch.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jun 28, 2013

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
The fuel gauge of my rover does that too. but for different reasons.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I am surprised that didn't gently caress up the threads more. That actually seems repairable. How did the radiator support look? What about the door hinges and check rod? Under the fender should be fine, at worst the support bracket (57790FA000) will be bent and require a replacement (a good opportunity to pull the other fender too and install firewall-to-fender braces). The foam on the support bracket will be done for, so I removed it from the old bracket and wrapped the tip of the bracket in duct tape until the wad of tape's thickness matched the original foam.

Replacement subframes are inexpensive and common but somewhat expensive to ship. If he plays his cards right he could probably get one that would allow him to run a GD or GC turbo front swaybar.

radiator support and door is OK. looks like it slide sidways into the curb and not forward. the rim was broken in two, and the way the LCA is bent makes it look like it was hit from the side. There is no apparant tweakage to the unitbody either. He's a very. very. lucky guy.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
He bought another stockie to put on. Its mostly stock aside from headers. Its a slushbox too.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Needs more fiber apparently. :v:


what the coolant came out of:


Guess water since 1990 has a small effect on radiators.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I decided to pull the head off the 1.6 diesel. I was gonna replace the headgasket with a MLS one from a tdi.



:suicide:

Gonna cancel the order on the adapter plate.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe



BMW powered L322 Range. Owner went a year and a half+ with out an oil change.


E: Cust complaint: Filter leaks, just replace filter. Yeah uh NO.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Preoptopus posted:

So what was all wrong with it as a result. Ive often wondered what happens if you dont replace cartridge filters.

Its gotta minor case of the knocks now.

I spent a half hour or so scooping that fucker out of the filter housing. :suicide:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
person owned said rover for a year and a half and never changed the oil. who knows how old the filter actually is.
it also has the absolute hell driven out of it.
Its also the desert which is hell on cars.


This is the first one I have ever seen completely disintegrate.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Range rover was rover v8 up to 02.
03-05 is M62 bmw.
05.5+ was jag.
discoveries 1/2 was rover v8
Lr3/4 is jag.

Early L322s i've seen for as low as 8500 out here. anything older? they'll pay you to take it away.

They like maintenance. Keeps me in business :v:

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Nov 19, 2013

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
So basically a Transformer orgy.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe




:suicide:


At least they used a fuse.....



except its holding the throttle cable to the arm.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Nov 25, 2013

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
90s benzes had biodegradable harnesses that died too early.
Seeing as how they're 600-1500 some people go the cheap route and do what was done above.
I don't know how the car ran though.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Motronic posted:

My point was that VAG-COM is a $25 potato and Durametric is a $300 patatoh.

gently caress me its time to buy a Porsche if the diag toys are that cheap.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
To continue on with heater core hell


This was one I did in a discovery II early last year.
FSM says pull the dash. I say dislocate some body parts and pop in behind it. cuts 2 good hours off the time.

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