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8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Anime Sandwich posted:

surprised this hadnt been done before



nice

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feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

Enhydra lutris
Apr 27, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Title: How Not to Open a Package of Hotdogs

Airconswitch
Aug 23, 2010

Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'

Subyng
May 4, 2013

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009


gently caress you thats such a good shot.

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR
Arise, thread.


Green Onion by Isaac Sachs, on Flickr

deaders
Jun 14, 2002

Someone felt sorry enough for me to change my custom title.
one from the archives

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

ye olde catte foode


20150704-_MG_7807 by wallofinsanity, on Flickr

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012
one bun

Ric
Nov 18, 2005

Apocalypse dude



Chips

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

Subyng
May 4, 2013

Spime Wrangler posted:

ye olde catte foode

i call your eviscerated carcass

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

untitled

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

What's a good lens for the 5d Mk3 for food? I've so far been using the 40mm f/2.8 pancake (lol) to decent effect. What else is good for food?

Thoogsby
Nov 18, 2006

Very strong. Everyone likes me.
check out the canon cine primes

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

What's a good lens for the 5d Mk3 for food? I've so far been using the 40mm f/2.8 pancake (lol) to decent effect. What else is good for food?

Canon 100L Macro.

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

TS-E 24mm

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012
Zeiss master primes

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Lensbaby Autofellatio edition

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Taken while standing on the street in Osaka, moments before one of these fuckers exploded boiling-hot filling all over the inside of my mouth like they always do:



Kinda pleased it came out at all, given that I was one-handing the camera while the other held the tray.

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

Pham Nuwen posted:

Taken while standing on the street in Osaka, moments before one of these fuckers exploded boiling-hot filling all over the inside of my mouth like they always do:


Just like my amines

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

Can anyone explain WHY particular lenses are good for food as opposed to others?

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR
I use my Leica Gravylux for that glossy sheen.

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

Can anyone explain WHY particular lenses are good for food as opposed to others?

Close focusing/longer focal lengths to fill the frame? Larger apertures for dim restaurant lighting? Weather resistance for gravy boat mishaps?

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012
Creamy bokeh

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

Can anyone explain WHY particular lenses are good for food as opposed to others?

The fluorite elements in more expensive lenses have a smoother mouthfeel, you can almost feel them dissolve on your tongue. They're also more brittle, and there's a very satisfying crunch when you bite down on them.

copen
Feb 2, 2003

copen fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Sep 19, 2015

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there





















what am i doing wrong oh god please help

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine
Sweet instagram, brah

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Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
The cigarette butt in the last one ruins the aesthetic of what is otherwise a perfectly plated setting.

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