Food Photography: Bully-Curating the Conventional Aesthetic

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8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Reichstag posted:

This owns.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2012 03:03

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 19:45

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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alkanphel posted:

Ice-cream!

Earthquake by alkanphel, on Flickr

Dude, that cheese dispenser in the middle is on fire. You should get that looked at.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2012 05:05

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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8th-snype fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Nov 19, 2012

# ¿ Nov 19, 2012 16:09

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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dukeku posted:

My kid could take these pictures. Terrible

Congrats on being a dad.

# ¿ May 18, 2013 02:59

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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mdtyson posted:

Gonna pull a Kobe in the next few hours.

Please don't sexually assault hotel staff.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 09:07

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Musket posted:

Ketchup does not belong on a hotdog. Ever.

I stand with Musket on this issue, you ketchup havers are bringing shame to the fine art of weiner enjoying.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 04:09

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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SoundMonkey posted:

FYI when the joke is this easy, actually making it is probateable.

Who's joking? :colbert:

# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 08:05

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Musket posted:

gently caress food carts, eat at Red Robin erryday.

But really, ketchup on a hotdog is not good. Save your ketchup use for your well done steaks. Mustard supremacy

Bottomless steak fries, aw yisssss.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2013 17:33

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 23:07

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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dukeku posted:

two retail baguettes from southeast portland, oregon

Bread dicks.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2013 05:23

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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copen posted:

Wanna eat that gun.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 20:49

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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I didn't know that beets hatched from eggs.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2014 04:14

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 16:33

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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feigning interest posted:

Sweet, free toy.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 04:49

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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notlodar posted:

too much high art in here

gently caress do I miss sicilian style pizza

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 02:45

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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SoundMonkey posted:

Uneven distribution on the X axis, 0/10.

Yeah but if you look real close the M&Ms clearly form a dick and balls pointed directly at the soulless generic shelving. Basically saying "gently caress your mediocrity, gently caress your everyday low prices, I'll melt on the floor if I want to DAD!" Really makes you think

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 09:26

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Whitezombi posted:

These are loving nasty.

Yeah man, I hate cashews too.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 13:18

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Musket posted:

Just scoop out all the frozen mashed potatoes and roll around in it on the floor.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 11:04

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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You last three aren't even trying. Better step up your floor/toilet game.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 10:18

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Just wrapped up a shoot for a friend, it was a taster menu for Game of Thrones themed dinner. This a bacon beef tart and apparently spiced in a very traditional medieval fashion.

Edit: removed photo because it was trash from the garbage.

8th-snype fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Mar 23, 2015

# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 05:56

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Double postin' cause I'm editing and not sure how I feel about this one.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 06:43

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Anime Sandwich posted:

surprised this hadnt been done before

nice

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 03:21

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Lensbaby Autofellatio edition

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 20:43

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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. by Jimbo, on Flickr

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 05:32

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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MrBlandAverage posted:

Fantastic. You really captured the essence of the bowl.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 08:22

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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melon cat posted:

Is anyone out there using a Fuji X100f for their food photography? I was thinking of getting my wife one (we currently shoot Sony, but am considering an all-out switch to Panasonic for my video projects, and Fuji for her photography). Her needs are pretty simple as far as her photography goes.

I shoot wedding details with my x100f all the time, just know that if you are gonna shoot something like 2 feet in front of you you gotta stop down to like f/2.8.

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8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Congrats on your impending Fuji purchase.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 01:12

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