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Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

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Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

AIIAZNSK8ER posted:

Excuse the shoddy cell phone pic, but I feel this is relevant to the conversation.


Breakfast frittata.

This man knows how to eat. Fork for each hand.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

SoundMonkey posted:

The full story:

- base: four day old poutine
- eggs: set to hard boil, then he passed out drunk, and woke up to exploding burnt eggs in a pan with no water
- sausages: put on BBQ, he passed out drunk, they cooked until the propane ran out

Dude is going to wake up dead one day. Burnt to a crisp.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I'm posting photos instead of arguing about the same ol stupid "ART" poo poo.

lovely photos of lovely food.



Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Musket posted:

Who are you to say that some of the food pictures are not effort shots? Im honestly curious.

My jalapeno pic took a lot of effort.

I had to pick it up off of my desk. Walk 30 feet (I have a bad knee). Open the overhead door. Walk outside. Place the jalapeno on the white box in the perfect position next to the hose. Take my iPhone 4s out of my pocket. Take photo. Open the Flickr app and upload the photo. Then, after all that, I had to hit the reply button and past the link to the photo. I'm not even going to go into how I picked it out at the grocery store or how I transported it to my office.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

KingsPawn posted:

My hand at modern food photography. Really like everyone's stuff. Cool shots and everything.


Mr. Despair posted:

gently caress you mate.

SoundMonkey posted:

Sorry bout your lifetime of incorrect hotdogs.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
Here is food I made in the mountains. I was wet, cold and loved it.


10,000 ft Guacamole. by natebol, on Flickr

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I got your berries right here.


berries & grapes by natebol, on Flickr

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

shells by natebol, on Flickr

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Tomatoes & half a jalapeņo. by natebol, on Flickr

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Untitled by natebol, on Flickr


Untitled by natebol, on Flickr

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
No one else cooking?


Chicken salad with homemade mayo. by natebol, on Flickr

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
Yak. Pot. Pie.

Yum.


Yak Pot Pie. by natebol, on Flickr

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

some rear end in a top hat posted:

Martha Stewart is disgusting

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

dukeku posted:



Applewood smoked salmon, wasabi root and mint aioli, pickled red onion, toast, twine.

Did the salmon and the aioli absorb the flavor?

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!



Whitezombi fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jan 17, 2014

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

This is America. We do not serve eggs over tobacco and that is no where near enough bacon. :911:

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
i get all my photo techniques from the gawker network.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
did you please recycle this bag?

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
4th movement

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Musket posted:

When it comes to PBR, the trash is best.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

REAKFAS COMIN

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

David Pratt posted:

Treading old ground I fear - cashew nuts in portable festival toilet.



These are loving nasty.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

sporklift posted:

X-posting from the long exposure thread. I am afraid this picture is bon appetit as gently caress. I was going for a 70's - 80's vibe with it though.


whiskey and beef by sporklift, on Flickr

Real men drink Old Overholt.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

FART THE BOTTOM

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Apr 26, 2006

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