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Who Killed WCW?
Eric Bischoff
Hulk Hogan
Vince Russo
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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

hogan is dr. manhattan and he see's all timelines brother

The world's smartest mark is nothing more to me than the world's smartest termite, brother



edit: what a terrible page snipe

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On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

haunted bong posted:

The world's smartest mark is nothing more to me than the world's smartest termite, brother



Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Heenan had the ability to draw you in with the first sentence of a promo. There's the one he cut on Mr. Perfect after his face turn that starts with him cupping his ear and saying "Hey Mr. Perfect, I hear you're asking questions!" and then continues about how he's the reason he can even call himself perfect in the first place.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

haunted bong posted:

The world's smartest mark is nothing more to me than the world's smartest termite, brother



i am tired of jabronis. these marks, dude. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives, brother

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:

haunted bong posted:

The world's smartest mark is nothing more to me than the world's smartest termite, brother



edit: what a terrible page snipe

Dr.Hogan posted:

It is March 29,1987
I slam Andre in front of 90,000 hulkamaniacs.
He would die shortly after

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

shiksa posted:

i am tired of jabronis. these marks, dude. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives, brother

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
"It is December 1997. I remove my own head from a box."

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lol @ whole page

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
All we ever see of WWE Superstars are their old photographs.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

haunted bong posted:

The world's smartest mark is nothing more to me than the world's smartest termite, brother



edit: what a terrible page snipe

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

haunted bong posted:

The world's smartest mark is nothing more to me than the world's smartest termite, brother



edit: what a terrible page snipe

I'm disappointed in you, brother. Very disappointed. Knowing it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot is the first trick I learned, dude. It didn't kill Bollea... Did you think it would kill me?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

edogawa rando posted:

I'm disappointed in you, brother. Very disappointed. Knowing it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot is the first trick I learned, dude. It didn't kill Bollea... Did you think it would kill me?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
"It is 2006. I am having sex with Bubba the Love Sponge's wife..."

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

edogawa rando posted:

I'm disappointed in you, brother. Very disappointed. Knowing it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot is the first trick I learned, dude. It didn't kill Bollea... Did you think it would kill me?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

edogawa rando posted:

I'm disappointed in you, brother. Very disappointed. Knowing it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot is the first trick I learned, dude. It didn't kill Bollea... Did you think it would kill me?

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



what about a jason movie but hogan is jason and everytime you think hes dead he starts to hulk up

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Suplex Liberace posted:

what about a jason movie but hogan is jason and everytime you think hes dead he starts to hulk up

My partner and I have a running bit that we're going to create a movie where Matt Cordell gets scouted by the WWF for being a mastodon and starts killing his opponents and only Hogan is powerful enough to put him down. It will be called HulkaManiac Cop

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Inside every little Hulkamaniac is a Hulkamaniac Cop.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s March 23rd and I am wrestling in Japan. It’s March 23rd and I am wrestling in the US. It’s March 23rd and I am wrestling in Japan again. Timezones, brother.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I want to be a fly on the wall at the moment when Hogan first learned about the international date line and the cogs started turning in his head.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYsnN2HeN_4

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Norman the Lunatic left for a month or 2 at the height of his pop. Now he is back as Norman the Trucker and lmao at the quiet arena. Kids still love him, but the adults have cooled.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Mr Hootington posted:

Norman the Lunatic left for a month or 2 at the height of his pop. Now he is back as Norman the Trucker and lmao at the quiet arena. Kids still love him, but the adults have cooled.

He found the mix of medications that worked and was able to go back to work, those adults should be happy that he's feeling better

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Norman the Normal

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
They don't even do a semi horn sound when he pumps his fist in the Universal honk your semi horn motion. They made him use a bike horn.

Edit: the candyman Brad Armstrong lol

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Apr 29, 2024

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Mr Hootington posted:

Norman the Lunatic left for a month or 2 at the height of his pop. Now he is back as Norman the Trucker and lmao at the quiet arena. Kids still love him, but the adults have cooled.

Another case of "We want you to get over!" "I did!" "Not like that."

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
It is kind of crazy that when Tommy Rich came back in '89 he was very out of shape, but iver the course of a year he has lost weight and gained muscle. He looks great now.

Let's see if a returning Barry Windham or buddy landel can do the same.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Barry Windham when he cared was one of the best to ever do it, and Barry Windham when he didn't care did not give a fuuuuuuck

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Watched the episode of wcw Saturday night where The Pearl is introduced. By the end of the match I realized it was Ranger Ross. Can't fool me. Same gangly look when he does his moves. Include his terrible combat kick and moonsault.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Before Raw Underground, we had THE BLOCK
:wcw:

https://x.com/notthattomgreen/status/1785110313727127845?s=46

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

DeathChicken posted:

Barry Windham when he cared was one of the best to ever do it, and Barry Windham when he didn't care did not give a fuuuuuuck

yeah, Barry Windham blew my loving mind when I went back to watch old wcw, at his peak he really truly was one of the greats. problem is he kept on way way longer after that

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I still feel like there's an alternate timeline where we got multiple factions feuding in WCW and it was actually good. The nWo vs. the Filthy Animals vs. Kanyon's Kombat Faktion.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I miss Kanyon.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

He was better as Mortis and had Waith. They should have leaned into that MK-lite storyline more.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

who betta? :(

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Positively Kanyon was incredible and a real genuine highlight. It's always funny when he pops up in a segment to cutter someone.

I'm glad Brian Cage keeps paying tribute to him. :unsmith:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

shiksa posted:

who betta? :(

I remember when he briefly turned face and asked who betta and the whole crowd said "NOBODY!"

He looked genuinely happy.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Who wetter than Kanyon?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

shiksa posted:

yeah, Barry Windham blew my loving mind when I went back to watch old wcw, at his peak he really truly was one of the greats. problem is he kept on way way longer after that

There's argument that at his peak Barry was maybe the best wrestler in the world.

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:lmao:
Never change Hogan

https://x.com/verbabrams/status/1785458307043655815?s=46

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