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DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.
I'm in the USAF right now, but there is a good chance I'll be moving to Canada in the next four years. Should I be interested in joining the military in your fine socialized nation, will I be able to retain my mediocre rank or some facsimile thereof?

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DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.
There is one canadian guy at work called Sgt Levar. I'm wondering if you guys have heard of his (I imagine there are only like 20 people in your military,) and if you have I will say hi to him! He is so nice and occasionally says 'Eh' when I ask him to! :)

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

Fraser CDN posted:

What trade and what regiment?

Uh.... yes!

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

Fraser CDN posted:

Ill put this in American.... Whut MOS yeu Be. Whats bees your unit.:patriot:

Just ask him what his trade is and what his regiments name is.

I'll totally ask him tomorrow. I hope you know him; he has a moustache, so I know he's awesome and I know he isn't supporting organic food and I would hate him if he did :colbert:`

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

Fraser CDN posted:

I know the Canadian Forces is small compared to the US Forces. But that is like people asking me if I know Bob and Mary from Canada. Someone might know him. I don't think I do. Since he is in the US he is probably a tec trade.

OMG how do you know Bob and Mary?

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.
You canadians are so good natured I would like to be friends with you :shobon:

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

Biplane posted:

DSP, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "what" and 10 is "OMG", how high do you rate the importance of military facial hair

I would put it in the 20s.

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

LemonAIDS posted:

Rank in the military should be given based on who has the manliest facial hair.
Wanna trim your beard? then your demoted back to lieutenant. This applies to women as well.

If I grow my beard out I look like Thor. Can I command your military?

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

LemonAIDS posted:

only if it has those awesome viking style braids.

I can do this. Please commission me now.

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

my pet monster posted:

Welp, I just got sworn in yesterday. When do I get my battle axe?

I believe if you get a kid's meal at your local Tim Horton's and present your orders they do that there.

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

vacation in kabul posted:

I laughed really hard at this. Holy poo poo.

I didn't really think it was that funny tbh.

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

DefenseSupportParty posted:

I didn't really think it was that funny tbh.

Ok I just read it again I guess it's p. loving funny.

DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

grover posted:

Just a friendly reminder that this is a thread about Canadian Forces, and not IRC. Also, the EDIT button exists for a reason. kthx.

Copy that. Over and out.

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DefenseSupportParty
Dec 2, 2008

Stop being all frozen and shit, Hector. I mean, Jesus.

MA-Horus posted:

What have you people been doing to my thread?

Also, why is Col. Serial Killer apparently buddy-buddy with Paul Bernardo? How does someone get flagged for full-bird Colonel without someone realizing that they're a loving SERIAL KILLER

I have been making your thread great with talk of Tim Hortons.

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