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Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

MA-Horus posted:

gently caress meaford up it's lovely rear end in a top hat forever.

If I never go back there, it will be too soon.

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Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

tuyop posted:

I'm getting the feeling that officer PAT in the infantry school in Gagetown is very different from NCM PAT at other bases. :psyduck:

I hear on officer PAT they make you range officer and give you duties that arnt retarded. PAT for NCM was like babysitting till we got on course.

MA-Horus posted:

In Pet you were reasonably close to Ottawa. And there were at least a FEW things to do in Pet itself.

In Meaford, what'r you gonna do, go to Owen Sound? Barrie? No you go to Wasaga and get tattoos that are 3x overpriced but you don't care because you're drunk on poo poo beer.

I took a Motorcycle Mechanic course on the east coast and my instructor was from Owen Sound, my first words out of my mouth was The Harb and he shuttered. gently caress Meaford, I have a friend posted there now who I was on DP1 with and he loves it. I guess he is in stores or something.

Fraser CDN fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Dec 24, 2011

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
I seem to be the only one who liked the GP boots. I wasnt too big on my gortex boots but I loved my GP's. In my short time in I put enough miles on them that they had almost no tread.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
Dont trust forces.ca. Just call the recruiting center and ask. Alot of the stuff on that site is wrong or was wrong last time I checked.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

Red Beaver posted:

I remember a briefing listing "makes jokes about doing drugs" as a warning sign that a subordinate may be doing drugs. Indeed.


Also apparently there is a 'correct' way to carry a coffee cup when outdoors at CFB Halifax and it sure as hell isn't using the carry handle.

When I was in Meaford in 08/09 we had to carry our coffee cups by the lid in the left hand and we still had to march with the right arm. It looked loving ridiculous.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

My Spirit Otter posted:

Were you in training, if so that's why. Normally basses don't have standards for trivial poo poo like that

Yeah Meaford is an Infantry training base, but it was for everyone. We always use to get a empty cup and put a lid on it so we didnt have to march.

Fraser CDN fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jan 19, 2012

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

Red Beaver posted:

I was corrected today in Halifax. Coffee mugs are to be carried by the lid with the arm straight to the side! Even while not marching. I haven't seen that in the routine orders so I'm not sure if its BS or not but its up there with not being allowed to wear backpacks in absurdity.

I thought no one gave a gently caress in Air Force/ Navy bases?

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
http://m.ctv.ca/topstories/20110630/afghanistan-kandahar-brain-injuires-ptsd-110705.html

Article about one of the staff from Meaford. If you were in Meaford from 2007+ you probably remember this guy. This also explains a lot about why he was such an rear end in a top hat. He use to throw dress shirts into fans, parade boots into walls or carve his initials into parade boots. He boot hosed quite my locker one day cause he was so pissed.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
My brother sent me a message a few days ago. He is with the LDSH in the LAV's on their way up there. To sum up his text's:

Its loving cold, -40 average and -20 is a warm day
Im bored
Were on the ice roads tomorrow so I hope I dont die

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
My brother gave me a ring yesterday telling me all the fun he had. I guess whistling at the Northern Lights is bad? Some of his guys lost stuff, got diesel in the eye and other crappy stuff mere hours after whistling at them.

My Spirit Otter posted:

Ask how many times they had to call recovery, please

He said too many times. In the LAV's on Ice video his is the one broken down.

Fraser CDN fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Mar 4, 2012

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
Toughen your feet as much as you can. If you take the bus any where try walking it. Just walk as much as you can.

Fraser CDN fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Mar 29, 2012

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

Frosted Flake posted:

What kind of runs should I be doing?

Is it speed or endurance? Should I wear shoes or boots?

I really want to do well in BMQ.

Endurance, dont stress it to much. Just try and do some running. The longest run you will do in BMQ is 5-8k. You will start out at like 2k then move up. You dont have to be a PT stud to pass BMQ.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

Ruse posted:

Bring porn. Make sure you tell the instructors.

They confiscated our porn on our DP1 then put it in the instructors bathroom to taunt us.

Frosted Flake posted:

Am I allowed to bring anything to BMQ?
If yes, what should I pack?

Make sure to bring a live animal and knives. Also to show your dedication get the cornflake tattooed on you. Bring a few civi cloths, your gonna spend money on stupid moto shirts at the Canex. The recruiting center will give you a list of go and no go's

Fraser CDN fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Mar 31, 2012

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

mdivi posted:

So I just finished a year long french course in Kingston, and ended up with an E, C, B official language profile.

The CF has some pretty amazing perks. I was just paid, for an entire year, to learn a second language. C'est formidable!

My cousin took a french course, they still buy you sports tickets and give you vouchers for beer?

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

MA-Horus posted:

Most likely just the ones near training facilities. I know Owen Sound and Wasaga were pretty bad for it.

The Harb :barf:

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

scaper exile posted:

I even had an overly cheerful girl from P.E.I show me how to put a condom on a banana...

Ill ask the question were all thinking. Was she hot?

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

quote:

Officials said the gun used was not a military-issued weapon.

Who brings a gun to a base, with guns. With stray ammo from ranges why would you need a gun when you have one issued to you.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
Well gently caress I got laid off.Im considering reenlisting.

Something Air Force though. I wanna sleep in hotels not foxholes.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
My buddy from who did some time there and they had to quick march everywhere, they had to ask permission to turn a corner. Sometimes the guards would dick with them and not answer them for awhile so they would just stand there yelling out asking for permission to take the corner. They cant smoke or watch TV but the longer your there the "better" you get treated. You have to earn rights to use the phone, to smoke, to watch TV.

edit: If memory serves me right one of the goons in this thread had him on his course. Dp10040.

Fraser CDN fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jan 16, 2013

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
I bought a pair of SWAT's for the mechanic shop I worked at and they were amazing. Best pair of steel toes ive owned. They have held up quite well except the leather get scratched and torn easily. I loved my GP's I used them over my gortex boots that the tred was almost flat.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

Samu posted:

mukluks aren't waterproof.

God I just remembered battle school, doing pull pole for 6 straight hours one night. I took off my snow shoes and stepped down and I get buried up to my waste in snow, then I felt the cold water rushing through. God that sucked.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

MA-Horus posted:

Is the one-legged stripper still in Owen Sound?

No Neck still on the prowl for army dick?

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

ToeShoes posted:

I'm retarded because I would rather have a man that can take care of himself? It's a major issue for females in the military.

Is that why your dating Tuyop

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
My VR took about 2 months. Mine was rushed due to family problems, friends of mine took 3-4 months. My first VR was denied by a Mcpl because "i didnt have enough reason's and had never been on course(even though I had)". Ive had friend working with the clerks given documents to shed, one of them being his own "lost" VR.

edit: Thinking about it it was because I didnt elaborate on my reasons and kept it short.

Fraser CDN fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Apr 10, 2013

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
I got out in mid 2009 and when I tried to get right back in it was full. I tried again in 2010 and they screwed up and closed my file and it would take 3 months to find and reopen it. So I said screw it. With all the budget cuts creating less jobs and horrid economy providing so many applicants they are able to choose who they want. Heck I had people who were wit me in 2008 who were too stupid to be infantry, we had a guy who could barley see to shoot PWT on my DP1.

Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON
Anyone remember that Master Bomber from CFLRS that taught weapons, he had arms like tree trunks. I think he got his rocks off from jacking people up for calling him Master Cpl.

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Fraser CDN
May 16, 2009
MORON

scaper exile posted:

I know exactly who you are talking about...Hispanic guy right? He seriously spent half the classes talking about how he had all these university degrees and other delightful stories about how awesome he was...

He randomly walked up to our platoon one fine summer day in 2008 and told us for no apparent reason that he just lost his shirt in the stock market crash...kind of an odd fellow.

Yeah thats him I was in St. Jean in the summer of 08 and he taught me weapons. gently caress he loved to jack up. He also liked to talk about how many push ups he could do, little man syndrome. I remember that stock market crash, I didnt find out about it till like Oct when I graduated.

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