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OdorousTobacco: Oct 17, 2005; I get the chills thinking that one day this fuckwit may be right

There's an image I found on Google Image Search a few years back that I can't find anymore. It was an Amazon woman in a bikini riding a chrome shark through a wave with birds flying overhead. It fits this thread perfectly, if anyone knows where it is.

Edit: GIS has yielded a tattoo of it and a crappy flyer for a band's show, but not the unaltered original.

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Fish Of Doom: Aug 18, 2004; I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Pneub posted:

That is the manliest picture I've ever seen. Everyone only wishes they had 1/10 the manliness of Nick Fury.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 07:26

Squirtle: Oct 14, 2008; Here comes the Squirtle Squad!

# ? Mar 1, 2010 07:36

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Fish Of Doom posted:

That is the manliest picture I've ever seen. Everyone only wishes they had 1/10 the manliness of Nick Fury.

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# ? Mar 1, 2010 08:21

Gutter Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; by angerbotSD

OdorousTobacco posted:

There's an image I found on Google Image Search a few years back that I can't find anymore. It was an Amazon woman in a bikini riding a chrome shark through a wave with birds flying overhead. It fits this thread perfectly, if anyone knows where it is.

Edit: GIS has yielded a tattoo of it and a crappy flyer for a band's show, but not the unaltered original.

Via https://www.tineye.com

# ? Mar 1, 2010 08:42

No Pun Intended: Jul 23, 2007; DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

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This is what the artist said about his creation

quote:

Ok, so World Wars aren't fun, they're horrible.
Nobody enjoys them at the time and everybody complains about them afterwards.
In short, they're crap.

But I did a picture of one anyway, this time with added robots.
Because that's what war really needs, giant loving robots.

I happen to agree with him :black101:

# ? Mar 1, 2010 08:52

OdorousTobacco: Oct 17, 2005; I get the chills thinking that one day this fuckwit may be right

Gutter Monkey posted:

Via https://www.tineye.com

SUCCESS!

Also, the file name is awesome.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 09:15

SconZ: Dec 9, 2006; 40,000 men and women every day

itrorev posted:

In a world were rock hard abs are idolized by media and popular culture, this man says "Fedor need no six-pack".

Agreed. To be fair, though, he could pretty much say anything he wanted, anytime he felt like it, to anyone.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 10:04

Der Luftwaffle: Dec 29, 2008

Gutter Monkey posted:

Via https://www.tineye.com

It's surprising how much I want this airbrushed onto my hood.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 18:39

a bunch of ants: Jan 21, 2009; Wanna be professional criminals with me?

You guys realize there is already a thread just like this right?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3198441

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# ? Mar 1, 2010 18:57

Vicissitude: Jan 26, 2004; You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

a bunch of ants posted:

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Ah, Rokea. Most jawsome of the changing breeds.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 19:27

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

itrorev posted:

In a world were rock hard abs are idolized by media and popular culture, this man says "Fedor need no six-pack".

Fedor does have rock-hard abs, they're covered by a bit of adipose tissue.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 21:24

The Tiger: Mar 20, 2009

Having worked with tigers, seen them in the wild, and studied them, I can attest to how pants-shittingly terrifying they can be when they are angry and how powerful they can be. Just their roar at close range is designed to paralyze (and it does). Being around them makes you understand just how physically infinitesimal we are as a species.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 23:08

Adrianics: Aug 15, 2006; Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on. My man.

# ? Mar 1, 2010 23:18

eminkey2003: Oct 11, 2009

Squirtle posted:

A friend of mine made a drawing of this for drawing class last year. I liked it a lot!

# ? Mar 2, 2010 00:03

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Sunday Punch posted:

Got a source for these? :aaaaa:

# ? Mar 2, 2010 00:26

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Concept art for the film adaptation of World War Z, this is the Battle of Yonkers portion.

# ? Mar 2, 2010 01:58

Factory Ten: Feb 8, 2010; 'DON"T WORRY BRO, I'LL BE YOUR CREEPY INTERNET DETECTIVE WHITE KNIGHT WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!!! CALL 1800 WHITE DICK AND I'LL TRACK DOWN OLD PHOTOS OF PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO YOU TODAY!!!!

Dacap posted:

Concept art for the film adaptation of World War Z, this is the Battle of Yonkers portion.

Wait, what? They're making this into a movie?

# ? Mar 2, 2010 02:13

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Factory Ten posted:

Wait, what? They're making this into a movie?

They were, but I think it's just short of falling into development hell.

# ? Mar 2, 2010 02:42

Jeff Gerber: Jul 22, 2007; Well it ain't soy sauce!

Pneub posted:

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^^^^^^^^^
What storyline/comic is this from?

Jeff Gerber has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Mar 2, 2010

# ? Mar 2, 2010 05:37

Sunday Punch: Mar 4, 2009; There you are in your home, and the soldiers smash down the door and tell you you're in the middle of World War III. Something's gone wrong with time.

Super Waffle posted:

Got a source for these?

They're promotional art for video games. I know the one with the different Enterprises is for Star Trek Legacy. Here's one more from the same artist.

# ? Mar 2, 2010 07:42

Lord Sexatron: Aug 1, 2003

Jeff Gerber posted:

^^^^^^^^^
What storyline/comic is this from?

Issues 13-18 of Garth Ennis/Greg Hurwitz run on Punisher MAX.

A CIA operative backed up by military brass convinces some Islamic fundamentalists to crash a plane into some important building in Moscow (I think, it's been awhile since). Nick Fury gets wind of this and that page happens.

# ? Mar 2, 2010 07:51

Chef Tony: Jun 13, 2005; The Miracle Blade will stay sharp the first time, the fourth time, everytime!

Hungry Bit posted:

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"THIS IS WHAT NAUGHTY PEOPLE GET!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZuaS0VYuFY

Robocop is pretty badass.

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# ? Mar 2, 2010 10:37

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

# ? Mar 3, 2010 03:28

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Sunday Punch posted:

They're promotional art for video games. I know the one with the different Enterprises is for Star Trek Legacy. Here's one more from the same artist.

I would seriously order prints of those, and frame them on my walls. I'm in love with the Battle of the Mutara Nebula one, between the Enterprise and Reliant.

# ? Mar 3, 2010 04:23

Lupus For All: Feb 27, 2009; Bah! Some day they'll watch, from down in the gutter they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box!

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And finally:

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# ? Mar 11, 2010 08:36

Man on TV: Apr 21, 2009

Project Excelsior

# ? Mar 11, 2010 11:10

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

Man on TV posted:

Project Excelsior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lEsLcGB7Vo&feature=PlayList&p=FC67698B8ACA0434&index=37

This music video, Dayvan Cowboy by Boards of Canada, is music set to a video of Project Excelsior. It's good music coupled with a really good video.

# ? Mar 11, 2010 12:32

BOGO LOAD: Jul 1, 2004; "You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

quote:

APOLLONIAN WIGHT

When experiments testing the viability of tapping into the quantum vacuum for energy were performed on the Apollo 21 Lab Station, reports devolved into strange ramblings about how their conclusions were inconceivable to human minds. Before all communication ceased, garbled messages were sent to earth from the astronauts about their experiments revealing to them the "howling face of the sun." A rescue crew was violently repulsed from the station by corpses in the astronaut's space suits. Footage of the incident show ghostly images of tormented figures hanging just behind these corpses, struggling, but seemingly unable to pull themselves apart from their decaying bodies.

quote:

LEICHEOBERSCH�TZE

Many commanders panic as the Allied forces press on to Berlin. Some disappear, others commit suicide, and most don blinders to the future, continuing their tasks regardless of the futility. A select few however begin to pull back from directionless rationalism and pore over the occult texts so commonly passed around among the officer classes. This infusion of unwholesome study coupled with the inventiveness of a strained weapons industry has seen soldiers unable, or unwilling to continue defense of the Fatherland return to the front cinched into obscene contraptions. These mutilated puppets are often left behind during controlled retreats, erupting from piles of corpses amidst the oncoming Allied troops working their way through the wreckage.

Both from Keith Thompson's website. http://www.keiththompsonart.com/index.html

# ? Mar 11, 2010 13:49

Herv: Mar 24, 2005; Soiled Meat

A picture of a picture of the Internet. The basic building blocks are called BGP Autonomous Systems.

My small company is one of the squares on the outside, I need to find a 'You Are Here' sticker for it.

Come on by AS 26411 if you ever want to visit.

# ? Jun 23, 2010 17:49

demoneyespaul: Sep 14, 2007; PIATPIATPIAT!

Dacap posted:

Concept art for the film adaptation of World War Z, this is the Battle of Yonkers portion.

Maybe this time it will work out for them :ohdear:

Vijdagames!

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# ? Jun 23, 2010 22:15

Ruse: Dec 16, 2005; Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!

# ? Jun 23, 2010 22:51

Flipswitch: Mar 30, 2010

This motherfucker, right here.

# ? Jun 23, 2010 23:30

Montalvo: Sep 3, 2007; Fun Shoe

"Why are you asking me this motherfucking question?"

# ? Jun 23, 2010 23:46

Holistic Detective: Feb 2, 2008; effing the ineffable

Sunday Punch posted:

They're promotional art for video games. I know the one with the different Enterprises is for Star Trek Legacy. Here's one more from the same artist.

Hello new wallpaper. If anyone else wants to use it here it is plus the other two in 1680x1050 resolution:

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And here are a couple of wallpapers I made last time a thread like this came around:

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And finally, because this isn't the wallpaper posting thread:

# ? Jun 24, 2010 00:32

BethelBAR: Apr 17, 2008; by Cowcaster

Request: Some huge South American police/commando guy with a cigar in his mouth, I'm thinking Columbia/Brazil?

# ? Jun 24, 2010 00:45

Geisladisk: Sep 15, 2007

Cardboard posted:

Both from Keith Thompson's website. http://www.keiththompsonart.com/index.html

Holy poo poo this guy's art is fantastic. That site is a pleasure to read through.

e: http://www.keiththompsonart.com/robots.html These are my favorite. I can almost see some of these things move.

Geisladisk has a new favorite as of 02:51 on Jun 24, 2010

# ? Jun 24, 2010 02:34

Corley: Feb 2, 2010

I cannot comprehend the amount of balls it would take to drift into space without so much as a string tying you down.

# ? Jun 24, 2010 05:50

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