incoherent posted:

Apparently men have never preformed this, ever.

incoherent posted:

Apparently men have never preformed this, ever.

RZApublican posted:

23:45, 14 February 2010 87.194.104.132 (talk) (2,795 bytes) (→Fictional Frogs and toads: Keroro and Sgt Frog are the same)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

gently caress

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_RLY%3F

qirex posted:

the best part is that they don't even have the image

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The original "O RLY?" image was an unauthorized derivative of a copyrighted image, and in 2006 its photographer requested that it be removed from Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation received legal advice that it should comply with this request, and therefore the image should not be re-added to this article. See Image talk:Orly.jpg and the deletion review archive for details.

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Products

A majority of products sold on ThinkGeek are heavily related to (and sometimes only understood within) Internet culture. Some t-shirt designs include stick figure with a detached buttocks, with "LMAO" as the caption, a ROFLCOPTER (an ASCII drawing of a helicopter made of internet slang), the Intel Pentium Processor logo replacing "Intel" with "Geek", and a pixellated 1up Mushroom from the Super Mario Brothers games series.

Thinkgeek sells more than just T-shirts - they also sell accessories for electronics (such as ipods) and geeky books such as "I can has cheezburger", a book full of lolcats (cats with funny captions)

Lamont Cranston posted:

they would need some wikipedian to stop uploading pictures of their dick for a moment

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Reception

Sub-Zero has received positive response from video games publications. UGO.com ranked Sub-Zero ninth on their "Top 11 Mortal Kombat Characters" list, noting his ninja costume as the most iconic from the series.[36] GameSpy named him one of the "25 Extremely Rough Brawlers" in video gaming, praising his fighting style.[37] His ice-projectile techinque has been noted by 1UP.com to be one of the best mechanics that changed video games due to how practical it is as it gives players the opportunity of making any move while the opponent is frozen.[38] Appearing as a hidden character in Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, GameSpot writer Jeff Gerstmann criticized that unlocking Classic Sub-Zero in the game was "annoying" to the point player would not do it.[9] His redesign from Mortal Kombat 3 was commented by the members from ScrewAttack with one of them first not realizing that he was Sub-Zero and the other noting that it was "still badass" and that he still had his "classic moves".[39] However, his appearance in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance received praise by Gaming Age's Tim Lewinson noting "Sub-Zero never looked so good, with dry ice rising from his hands and a cold, steely glare in his eyes."[40]
GameDaily listed his appearance in Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero as one of his worst moments, citing its sloppy controls, glitchy graphics, and unsatisfying quest for this.[41] On the other hand, IGN staff liked how Sub-Zero was given his own video game, Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero, noting him to be one of the series' most popular characters from the series, and that "it offers gamers a new look at Sub Zero".[42] Besides that, postive response was given to the fact that Sub-Zero's techniques from the fighting games can be used in Mythologies.[43] The fatality Sub-Zero uses in Deadly Alliance was found to be one of the most violent ones from the title as well as from the series as commented by Ace Gamez's Geoff Holland.[44] The rivalry between Sub-Zero and Batman from Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe was emphasized by IGN who noted that although both characters were extremely powerful, Sub-Zero's freezing skills were more entertaining than Batman's abilities.[45]

Merchandise based on Sub-Zero's appearance has been released. This includes action figures,[46][47] and a joystick for the PlayStation 2 released along with Mortal Kombat: Deception.[48] Sub-Zero inspired the character of Glacier in World Championship Wrestling. Ray Lloyd, a Georgia native and former martial arts champion, has played the character in various wrestling promotions since 1996.[49]

Lum posted:

If only she'd thought of that sooner.

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Notable events

My Little Pony: The Movie

The Little Ponies were left homeless when The Witches from the Volcano of Gloom buried Dream Castle with Smooze, a sentient ocean of purple lava. The Moochic created a new home for the Ponies, the Paradise Estate, in a part of Dream Valley the Smooze had not affected. The Witches soon unleashed a second wave of Smooze, which reached as far as the Estate, forcing the Little Ponies to climb to safety on the roof. A massive army of Flutter Ponies fought back with their Utter Flutter, forcing the Smooze back to the Volcano and dumping the witches in it. The Ponies remained in the Paradise Estaste, and the recovered Dream Castle was given to the Grundles, who'd earlier been made homeless by a Smooze attack.[citation needed]

The Ghost of Paradise Estate

The Little Ponies were driven out of their own home by what appeared to be a ghost - in truth, a shape-shifting bird named Pluma - who then utterly destroyed Paradise Estate. Phluma needed an amulet buried beneath Paradise Estate to pay ransom for her grandfather. After Phluma's grandfather was freed, the Ponies stole the amulet back and used it to restore Paradise Estate.[citation needed]

The Glass Princess

The entire Paradise Estate, and all the Ponies within, were turned to glass by the magical pig Porcina. She eventually regretted her actions and reversed the spell.[citation needed]

The Return of Tambelon

The city of Tambelon from the Realm of Darkness materialised in Dream Valley, as it did every five hundred years. Paradise Estate was invaded by Troggles, servants of the city's ruler Grogar. Grogar planned to abandon Tambelon after imprisoning the Ponies inside and allowing it to return to the Realm of Darkness. The Ponies escaped, and the city vanished with Grogar inside. The Troggles abandoned Paradise Estate and adopted a peaceful existence in Dream Valley.[citation needed]

The Magic Coins

Baby Lickety-Split was granted her rashly-made wish that it would never again rain. Without water, the Paradise Estate's gardens died, and the Ponies were left with nothing to fight a huge fire which spread through the grounds of the Estate. Just as the Ponies made preparations to abandon their home, the troll Niblic reversed the spell, summoning rain which extinguished the fire.[citation needed]

Woe Is Me

Paradise Estate was largely demolished by the arrival of Woebegone, a wandering hobo with a history of bad luck.[citation needed]

The Revolt of Paradise Estate

Frustrated at the difficulty of repairing the Estate, the Ponies accepted a can of magic paint, which not only instantly repaired the Estate, but brought it to life. The living furniture soon grew tired of the Ponies and threw them out, whereupon the wizard took over the Estate. When the Ponies and furniture fought back, he removed the spell, making the Estate lifeless again. He was driven away by his own wand which, receiving its own coat of paint, came to life and sought revenge.[citation needed]

hyperborean posted:

In "How Grandgousier realized Gargantua's marvelous intelligence, by his invention of an Arse-wipe," the giant Gargantua, while still a child, tries dozens of different methods for wiping his bottom, including paper, but unfortunately he finds it "leaves some chips on his ballocks". Finally he discovers the best method:

But to conclude, I say and maintain that there is no arse-wiper like a well-downed goose, if you hold her neck between your legs. You must take my word for it, you really must. You get a miraculous sensation in your arse-hole, both from the softness of the down and from the temperate heat of the goose herself; and this is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the intestines, from which it reaches the heart and the brain.

Lum posted:

If only she'd thought of that sooner.

RZApublican posted:

from the Dr. Thunder article:

LinuxGirl87 posted:

IMMA REBEL!

I am in posted:

more like dr thunder is neither

RZApublican posted:

from the Dr. Thunder article:

TheElectronicOne posted:

List of birds on stamps of Aden Protectorate States, Seiyun

LinuxGirl87 posted:

It's you. You're the most worthless thing on Wikipedia.

LinuxGirl87 posted:

Gin on Toast posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_blunt_ban

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Apple_bowl.jpg

"This law bans any item that the seller would reasonably know could be used to "ingest" a drug."

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Alright which of you spergers was this?

tef posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing

this is an awesome article