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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

MononcQc posted:

that's it, that's the whole section.

What else do you need to know?

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
When the British Secret Intelligence Service discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man (is) his own stylo".[51]

(post the most improbably properly-cited sentence you can find on Wikipedia)

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Victory was supported by the Victory Tour, with Michael, who had recently released the world's all-time best-selling album, Thriller (1982), being prominently featured on the tour's setlist. None of the songs from Victory were performed on the tour.

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
Emperor X, a former science teacher, says he was told to make the song "so catchy and annoying that it might be handed down from generation to generation over a span of 10,000 years".

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

When the British Secret Intelligence Service discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man (is) his own stylo".[51]

(post the most improbably properly-cited sentence you can find on Wikipedia)

so that's why they call it cumming

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

In 1973, NASA used the song to wake up members of its space crew. The crew was allegedly so distracted from the shock over the course of the day that NASA forbade the use of the song for that purpose ever again, effectively banning the song from space.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
A crime boss, also known as a crime lord, mafia don, gang lord, gang boss, mob boss, kingpin, godfather, crime mentor or criminal mastermind, is the leader of a criminal organization.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

In 1973, NASA used the song to wake up members of its space crew. The crew was allegedly so distracted from the shock over the course of the day that NASA forbade the use of the song for that purpose ever again, effectively banning the song from space.

lmao WAKE UP FUCKERS WE'RE UNDER ATTACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viK3i0fRDRs

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



In media and popular culture, it has variously been referred to as the Jewish Mob, the Jewish Mafia, the Kosher Mob, the Kosher Mafia, the Yiddish Connection,[1] and Kosher Nostra[2][3] or Undzer Shtik

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

After completing the customer migration, Sprint PCS sold[when?] the GSM radio interface network equipment to Omnipoint Communications in January 2000.[6]

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-dimensional_sequential_move_puzzle

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

quote:

Louhi then sends her magic cape to kill the people of Kalevala but it is beaten down into a hole in the ice. Lemminkäinen marches up to the mountain which contains the sun, and Louhi turns herself into stone in fear.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


The verdict [was] appealed [and a final verdict exists], and Breivik and his lawyer [launched] a lawsuit (in a non-Norwegian court) regarding the conditions of his imprisonment and alleged violations of the European Convention on Human Rights, [and the last-mentioned lawsuit, was not heard in court].[44][45]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



In Dave Marsh's 1981 book The Book of Rock Lists, Marsh describes the song as the most obnoxious song to have ever been placed in a jukebox, noting that it once caused a diner with 40 customers to be evacuated in the time it took to play the record in its entirety.[62]

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene posted:

In Dave Marsh's 1981 book The Book of Rock Lists, Marsh describes the song as the most obnoxious song to have ever been placed in a jukebox, noting that it once caused a diner with 40 customers to be evacuated in the time it took to play the record in its entirety.[62]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPj47ip5cRo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I would say that *is* annoying, but I would stick it out if it was particularly good diner food

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
The story became legend and the sandwich became the subject of continued media interest and part of numerous cookbooks, typically focused on Presley's love of food.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



ColTim posted:

The story became legend and the sandwich became the subject of continued media interest and part of numerous cookbooks, typically focused on Presley's love of food.

i have made a much smaller scale version of that sandwich and felt terrible for hours afterwards. it was fucken delicious though

no wonder elvis died fat and on the shitter

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The sandwich took 43 minutes to construct and partially toppled twice during construction. The final weight of the sandwich was 5 pounds 4 ounces (2.4 kilograms).

Contents of the sandwich include:
  • 1 lb. bread (whole grain)
  • 1 lb. 4 oz. chicken salad (10 oz. chicken, 6 oz. grapes, 4 oz. mayonaisse)
  • 9 oz. sliced turkey
  • 8 oz. roast beef
  • 8 oz. pastrami
  • 9 oz, cheese (4 oz. cheddar, 5 oz. Muenster)
  • 7 oz. tomato
  • 4 oz. mustard
  • 5 leaves of butter lettuce
  • 1 olive
The sandwich took just under two hours to consume.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



biggest burger ive had was like 6-700 grams of patty plus bacon and cheese. woman i was dating at the time kept rolling her eyes and sighing, then called me an idiot when i was moaning on the floor lol

it was actually pretty good though, and i didnt want to waste food or put a half-eaten burger in the fridge

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



External links
"Yatta!" at YouTube
"【PV】YATTA! 葉っぱ隊" at Youtube (better quality)

taters
Jun 13, 2005

Wikipedia has a Hall of Fame.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse

Billy North - Adds fictitious individual "Clutch Kahn" to associated acts or former member fields of infoboxes for alternative rock and blues artists. Once created accounts, now an IP hopping vandal.

Cow cleaner 5000 - Targets articles related to Weekly Shōnen Jump and Justin Knapp. Seems to have a fixation on linking these to terrorist groups or finding ways to link them to non-existent controversies.

Remember the old FYAD Wikipedia vandalism contests?

taters fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Apr 5, 2024

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i remember the usenet known cranks faq

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
Prolific sockpuppeter with over 500 socks which inserts hoaxes about lions existing in Montana.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Internet Old One posted:

Prolific sockpuppeter with over 500 socks which inserts hoaxes about lions existing in Montana.

way back in the mid 90s there was a a dude in the dk.* groups who had a lot conspiracy theories going. back then they were novel but now par for the course (flat earth etc)

anyway decades later, (literally like '05–'10) i walked by a house with a ton of flyers and pamphlets glued/stapled up on the fence and facade. a villa, in between apartment buildings. took a flyer home cause wtf. turned out to be the top danish crank of the time, the guy above.

i dont remember his name exactly, but also he was a turd so theres no reason to commemorate. apparently his mother died & he inherited the house, then spent the rest of his life racistly trolling usenet cause he was rich enough to avoid homelesness.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Vandalizes articles related to Fuerdai, technology and China with the words/phrases "fuerdai", "on wheels", "testicles going up and down" or variations.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Chronic sockpuppeteer who disrupts Italy, Europe and International politics & statistics related pages with a strong Italian POV.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
IP-hopping user from Alberta, blocked more than 30 times since 2013 for disruptively adding categories such as "boy band" and "girl group".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This user has been banned from editing Wikipedia, with over 150 sockpuppet accounts and a CCI that encompassed over 700 articles. Edits a wide range of articles, but ones on children's literature and TV shows of the 1950s and 1960s in particular. Also has an interest in topics related to the American West. Has a penchant for being quick to attack anyone who disagrees with their edits and editing pattern is a problem due to frequent copyvio, close-paraphrasing and other misuse of source material. Tends to create usernames related to topics that account is editing and claim a different, often sympathy-invoking, persona for each. Recent socking has focused on making dozens of accounts with a few edits each and trolling, personal attacks, and harassment. Sockpuppets have been blocked in 2009–2018.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This user has been indefinitely blocked for vandalism, personal attacks, soapboxing, and sockpuppeteering. He often uses multiple sockpuppets. Aliases have included User:Lagrandebanquesucre, User:KeynesianCounterfeiters, User:KarmasBlackSwan, User:Rememberkarma, User:Timothymak, User:TimothyDon-HughMak. Edits pages related to fractional reserve banking, Austrian school of economics, and libertarian-related issues. Often leaves insulting or misleading edit summaries, and sometimes claims to be a new user.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Made unsourced changes to articles relating to weather and locations in the United Kingdom. Once other editors started reverting the unsourced changes made by the user, sockpuppets will undo those reversions.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Adds false information related to the Greek alphabet and to its related minor characters. Also impersonates other LTAs and sockmasters.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Changing singers and genres for topics related to Devo, Eagles, Nickelback, and country music.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



No page in this thread has featured more solidly concentrated username/epitaph potential

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Captain Hygiene posted:

No page in this thread has featured more solidly concentrated username/epitaph potential
[extreme dennis hopper voice]: what are they going to say about him? what? are they going to say he was a kind man? he was a wise man? he had added false information related to the greek alphabet and to its related minor characters? he disruptively added categories such as "boy band" and "girl group"? bullshit, man!

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



taters posted:

Wikipedia has a Hall of Fame.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse

Billy North - Adds fictitious individual "Clutch Kahn" to associated acts or former member fields of infoboxes for alternative rock and blues artists. Once created accounts, now an IP hopping vandal.

Cow cleaner 5000 - Targets articles related to Weekly Shōnen Jump and Justin Knapp. Seems to have a fixation on linking these to terrorist groups or finding ways to link them to non-existent controversies.

Remember the old FYAD Wikipedia vandalism contests?

too bad "Hong Kong geography warrior" is too long for a username

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

No page in this thread has featured more solidly concentrated username/epitaph potential

its unseemly

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
A persistent cross-wiki hoaxer and sockpuppeteer since 2014. Globally locked in 2016 for long-term and extensive cross-wiki abuse, now edits using constantly shifting IPs resolving to Milan, Italy and surrounding towns. The primary focus is to promote obscure members of the Natoli family and to spuriously link them to various European nobility, using fake or misrepresented references. Continues to create articles on the Natoli family and related subjects on all wikis that allow article creation by unregistered users.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Focuses on Disney articles. Has a professed love of juvenile-themed movies (usually Disney animated features) and books.

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