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jony ive aces posted:

yep

surprised they still use it today though, it's full of :siren:gluten:siren:

glue-tn :rimshot:

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/pours a 40 out for my grubby flooring

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Gurgeh yawned and glanded 'Spritz', much to his opponents disgust.

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not worthless; looking up what the F this totally unnecessary 8 minute mix is on Spotify:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Wedding_(song)

quote:

She is also one of the three dancers clad in black leather, who slap their buttocks in time with the clap track in the song as they shimmy downwards near the end. "That's the kind of thing they love in England", says Idol.

lomarf it's all true what the kidda says.

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pizza is never worthless

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Satan based posts only on this page please.

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Sagebrush posted:

Nielsen was also caught hiding his ectoplasm in his rectum.

"Save some for me."

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theflyingexecutive posted:

schindler's lifts

I bet there's s big ELEVATORS NOT LIFTS sign in the Schindler HQ.

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Panty Saluter posted:

This makes a lot of scents

:mmmhmm:

also lol that Stinkor basically had The Goth Smell.

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lol limmy_googles_scat.gif

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Anil Dasharez0ne posted:

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai (花井さちこの華麗な生涯 Hanai Sachiko no karei na shōgai?) (2003) was introduced as a pink film, with the title Horny Home Tutor: Teacher’s Love Juice (発情家庭教師 先生の愛汁 Hatsujō katei kyōshi: sensei no aijuru?) but it developed into a cult hit and the producers allowed director Mitsuru Meike to expand it into its present form. In 2007 the film was featured at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.[1]

prefect posted:

dare i ask what a "pink film" is?

pinku

letting y'all in on my grungy side here, watch or don't

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ejto_glamorous-life-of-sachiko-hanai_shortfilms

features the disembodied nuke-finger of GW Bush poking a lady on a rooftop, so yeah a little NWS

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the moon is made of cheese doritos

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ain't nobody gently caress with FIIIVE GOLD RINGS

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shit wizard dad

read

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_subduction_zone

lolled at

quote:

During low tide one day in March 1986, paleogeologist Brian Atwater dug along Neah Bay using a nejiri gama, a small hand hoe.

ah ancienta honorable nihon implement

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Sagebrush posted:

Fulton first used instrumented dummies as he prepared for a live pickup. He next used a pig, as pigs have nervous systems close to humans. Lifted off the ground, the pig began to spin as it flew through the air at 125 mph (200 km/h). It arrived on board uninjured but in a disoriented state. Once it recovered, it attacked the crew.

Diamond Hogs

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FrozenVent posted:

If you want to make your own necropants

not useless /jingles nutsack

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amongst
a synonym of among acceptable in British English while seeming old fashioned or pretentious in American English

this is because we reserve 'among' for referring to americans

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"In the Belgian film Camping Cosmos he played the homosexual lifeguard Harry who does not pay attention to Lolo Ferrari who is incarnating a caricature of Pamela Anderson."

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not worthless but def :eyepop:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qianshi_Hutong

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Parahexavoctal posted:

he poked the Pillsbury Doughboy

this is a fetish which I have not hitherto encountered.

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

Since about 2000, Anthony has written his novels in a Linux environment.[14]

nice and quiet, less chance of distraction.

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https://twitter.com/felixpotvin/status/910034389819461632

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waking_up_with_calf_cramp.jpg

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

wikihow is about giving help that nobody asked for.

actually this was very useful for me

https://nmpositive.tumblr.com/post/151722352436/clownhysteria-how-to-be-a-creepy-girl

;-*

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https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/922013985272188928

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FMguru posted:

i love pages that are clearly written by their subject

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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George posted:

ah yes noted spiritual advisor geroge lucas

Japanese Star Wars Video Game Erotica :discourse:

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Spotify threw me a curveball from way back when so I looked it up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freak_on_a_Leash

and lol at the screengrab from the video, I'm not sure they could have made it more small or potato.

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

fanwikis are cheating, however

same; I looked up to see if there was going to be a new LEGO Star Wars game any time soon and this was on the skeleton of the LEGO 'The Last Jedi' page

quote:

Differences from the film
The characters in the game are made out of lego however the characters in the film are made from flesh and blood.

lol

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prefect posted:

i fear they encased his body in cement and just left the head sticking out.

man if you have a better way of combatting re-entry heat without modern materials please enlighten us.

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lol, this episode of Project UFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53sE096C42U

was based on famous UFO incident the Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%E2%80%93Hopkinsville_encounter

not worthless, a possible explanation

quote:

“It is plausible, if not likely, that the ‘aliens’ were Great Horned Owls, and there is some evidence that the eyewitnesses may have been intoxicated during the ‘alien attack’

/blazes away with rifle at owls in the yard ALIENS

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prefect posted:

what about eddie murphy's "raw", you philistines? :doom:

lol at the thought of some woke millennial looking this performance up and jets of steam spurting out of their ears. it has not aged well.

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:stonk: Please do not attempt ‘Die Hard’ style solutions to rooftop problems

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let’s show these fools how we do it over on this west sorb
cause you and I know it’s the best sorb

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well you would, wouldn't you

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

like that's all before even the table of contents

Joe Biden does rape like the start of a Bond movie

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Worst or Best?

quote:

The Coleman Frog (also known as Cornelia Webster) is a 19 kg (42 lb) taxidermy frog on display at the Fredericton Region Museum in Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada since 1959. It was previously owned by a man named Fred Coleman, who ran a nearby lodge in the 1880s.

Description
The frog was captured from Killarney Lake, at which time it weighed 7.3 pounds (3.3 kg). Supposedly, the immense size of the frog was caused by the fact that Coleman fed it whiskey, baked beans, june bugs, buttermilk toddies, and whey. It is said that the Giant frog used to tow canoes and race against tomcat. It died in a "dynamite accident" and was sent to Bangor, Maine to be stuffed.

Controversy
Skeptics say that the frog is a fake that was used to promote a cough syrup that would "relieve the frog in your throat". In a 1988 report, the Canadian Conservative Institute refers to the artifact as consisting of canvas, wax, and paint. In a letter it refers the exhibit as “an amusing example of a colossal fake and deception”. The museum will not allow DNA testing to be performed on the frog, to confirm if it is real or a fake.

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*Big Long Penis violations

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Pube Low Prick rear end in a top hat

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Sagebrush posted:

everyone knows that stands for "all day i dream about sweatpants" :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs

also lol at the censorships in this version

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