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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

doesn't wine basically turn into vinegar after a few years and all those dumbasses buying vintage wine are buying poo poo they'd puke if they ever tried to actually drink?

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

ColTim posted:

While aboard the ship Greyhound, Newton gained notoriety as being one of the most profane men the captain had ever met. In a culture where sailors habitually swore, Newton was admonished several times for not only using the worst words the captain had ever heard, but creating new ones to exceed the limits of verbal debauchery.[11]

"captain shitshispants can suck the hog i bugger christ with! that wailing oval office-mouthed son of a pimped whore bitch isn't fit to felch lepers!"
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Sweevo fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jan 12, 2024

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Carthag Tuek posted:

ive been meaning to read pepys diaries at some point, they seem to have been super candid
they really are. he wrote them just to have his own record of things and his thoughts, with no expectation that it would be significant to anyone else. so it's mainly his true unguarded thoughts rather than a carefully curated sanitised version. he'll talk about historical events but then complain about having to leave early to take a piss, or just fill pages about staying up late getting drunk, or how his mistress gave him a handjob. and of course about the time he found a pornographic book for sale:

January 13, 1668 posted:

....stopped at Martin's my bookseller [supposedly looking for a gift for his wife], where I saw the French book which I did think to have had for my wife to translate, called L'escholle des Filles, but when I came to look into it, it is the most bawdy, lewd book that ever I saw, rather worse than Puttana Errante [an Italian dirty book from 1650] - so that I was ashamed of reading in it.

"Such filth! even worse than other filth I saw before. Shameful!"

...but not so shameful that he didn't return three weeks later and buy it:

February 8, 1668 posted:

...to my bookseller's, and there stayed an hour and bought that idle, roguish book, L'escholle des Filles, which I have bought in plain binding (avoiding the buying of it better bound) because I resolve, as soon as I have read it, to burn it, that it may not stand in the list of my books, nor among them, to disgrace them if it should be found.

February 9, 1668 posted:

Up, and in my office all the morning, doing business and also reading a little of L'escholle des Filles, which is a mighty lewd book, but yet not amiss for a sober man once to read over to inform himself in the villainy of the world.

oh sure, it's ok for you to read it now. see if you can work out the secret fake spanish/french/latin he uses as code throughout the diary to hide some of his actions. hint: :gizz:

later the same night posted:

...to my chamber, where I did read through L'escholle de Filles a lewd book, but what doth me no wrong to read for information sake but it did hazer my prick para stand all the while, and una vez to decharge; and after I had done, I burned it, that it might not be among my books to my shame; and so at night to supper and then to bed.

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Feb 16, 2024

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster



bottom left: "gently caress off gently caress off gently caress off gently caress off gently caress off..."
bottom right: "feel my arse feel my arse feel my arse..."

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


which is the bit where all the bdsm happens?

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Komojo posted:

The Unexpected Red Theory is a design theory asserting that incorporating red-colored home accessories can enhance interior design.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

for anyone somehow unaware, the story of that bathroom renovation is up there with groverhaus in terms of lols

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

it was a full "this is the optimum design to attract :females: and increase value" thing

original thread is here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464

final results start here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819901&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=168#post492921243

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 13, 2024

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