Post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia

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Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

qirex posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat#Varieties

will japan not buy something unless its available in every single loving flavour ever devised?

# ¿ Jun 6, 2011 16:52

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:30

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

as least that has some sort of taste. who the gently caress eats the potato or cucumber ones?

also

quote:

"Hamburger", Japan, Special limited 4th of July "Patriot Edition"

# ¿ Jun 6, 2011 17:00

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i must have the perfect drink to accompany my revolting plate of grease!

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jun 6, 2011

# ¿ Jun 6, 2011 22:58

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

echinopsis posted:

good, old fashioned trolling. he's not even biting back, im disappointed personally, and part of me is worried that im actually making him sad

nah we cool, thanks for the concern though. :glomp:

# ¿ Jun 7, 2011 10:38

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Coffee Quack posted:

i remember the tick

the tick owned at the time, but really don't go back and watch it now

# ¿ Jun 9, 2011 23:22

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

expected them all to look like the fat guy in the yellow shirt on the right

# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 13:59

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

or "big fat virgin who's rationalised his lack of sex as a lifestyle choice against breeders"

# ¿ Jun 24, 2011 13:18

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

ugh, what is it with assburgers constantly trying to "claim" famous/clever people as one of their own?

there used to be a bunch of poo poo on the Einstein article about how he supposedly had it

# ¿ Jun 26, 2011 22:15

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

if they're so eager to justify their broken brains they should look at Newton, except he was a massive douche who had no friends and died a virgin, so not exactly the poster-boy they wanted

# ¿ Jun 26, 2011 22:53

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Einstein, was he:

german?
swiss?
swiss-german?
german-swiss?
german-jewish
swiss-jewish?
german-swiss-jewish?
german-jewish-swiss?
german-born-swiss?
german-born-swiss-jewish?

can't decide? lets spend five years arguing over it

# ¿ Jun 29, 2011 10:00

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the american spelling is always the wrong one

# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 18:29

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

whatever, as long is you pronounce it with a short o

# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 18:40

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Shaggar posted:

yogurt is disgusting no matter how you spell it.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 18:45

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Nevergirls posted:

yospos related:

Other uses

I think I remember hearing somewhere that yoghurt was once routinely used to perform colonic irrigations and enemas? Is this true? If it is, is it worth mentioning? �Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.6.96.22 (talk) 10:53, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

*cites five thousand horrible japanese fetish videos as evidence*

# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 18:46

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

gently caress vegetarians and their stupid picky food fads. the world eats meat shitlords, deal with it!

# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 17:23

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Fermat posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adultism

the picture at the top sets the tone

quote:

A 2006/2007 survey conducted by the Children's Rights Alliance for England and the National Children's Bureau asked 4,060 children and young people whether they have ever been treated unfairly based on various criteria (race, age, sex, sexual orientation, etc). A total of 43% of British youth surveyed reported experiencing discrimination based on their age, substantially more than other categories of discrimination like sex (27%), race (11%), or sexual orientation (6%).

I guarantee that 3/4 of those were 15-17yr old whining about not being allowed to buy alcohol/tobacco

# ¿ Jul 18, 2011 13:49

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

CougarsWrath posted:

post yer tartans and the spergiest kilts u got

the entire scottish economy only stays afloat by selling tartan poo poo to american tourists

wass ye naem?
finklestein? wiv gat yer tartan!

# ¿ Jul 18, 2011 14:53

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the maths articles aren't great for learning from. most of them are impenetrable walls of formulae

# ¿ Aug 6, 2011 21:05

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

delete all "in popular culture" sections

# ¿ Aug 9, 2011 17:20

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

pizza = tomato + cheese + pepperoni and/or meatballs

if you put anything else on there then you are sub-human filth

# ¿ Aug 30, 2011 16:10

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

enjoy your stupid pineapple, egg, and lima bean pizzas weirdos

# ¿ Aug 30, 2011 17:28

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Here is a typical case:

Donald is a Democrat and is likely to vote for the Democrats; in fact, only in one particular circumstance will he not: that is, if he thinks about the prospects of immediate American defeat in Iraq just prior to voting. Ms. White, a representative of the Democratic Party, wants to ensure that Donald votes Democratic, so she secretly plants a device in Donald's head that, if activated, will force him to vote Democratic. Not wishing to reveal her presence unnecessarily, Ms White plans to activate the device only if Donald thinks about the Iraq War prior to voting. As things happen, Donald does not think about the Democrats' promise to ensure defeat in Iraq prior to voting, so Ms White thus sees no reason to activate the device, and Donald votes Democratic of his own accord. Apparently, Donald is responsible for voting Democratic in spite of the fact that, owing to Ms. White's device, he lacks freedom to do otherwise.

post that on the bitcoin forum, someone will believe it

# ¿ Sep 5, 2011 11:26

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

15yr old attempting to be "edgy"?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2011 15:32

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gathering_of_the_Juggalos_lineups_by_year

# ¿ Sep 16, 2011 14:44

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

that guy who demanded all women grow their hair to floor length and act like repressed anime women at all times

# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 18:05

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

the most worthless wiki is the italian wiki which just shut down

counterpoint:

http://sco.wikipedia.org

# ¿ Oct 6, 2011 13:31

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

yeah wired ran some article arguing that wikipedia is one of the most important cultural creations in the world and should be recognized as such by the UN
typing it all up is

how will future generations co-ordinate the purges if they don't have extensive lists of the anime fans crimes

# ¿ Nov 1, 2011 11:25

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

JawnV6 posted:

is there a left-handed wikipedia?

all the porn articles

# ¿ Nov 27, 2011 20:28

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

==Consensuses In Amine==

# ¿ Dec 6, 2011 00:31

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

The title of the GIF is incorrect. The speed of the light from the earth to the moon is a constant, and is not what is represented in the animation. The animation shows the time that light takes to travel from the Earth to the Moon

# ¿ Dec 16, 2011 01:10

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

kill all audiophiles

# ¿ Dec 18, 2011 13:07

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Pakled posted:

Mount Elbrus is said to be home to the 'world's nastiest' outhouse which is close to being the highest privy in Europe. The title was conferred by Outside magazine following a 1993 search and article.[15] The outhouse is surrounded by and covered in ice, perched off the end of a rock.[16]

# ¿ Dec 18, 2011 19:53

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Cosmo Clock 21 posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

quote:

Paris syndrome (French: Syndrome de Paris) is a transient psychological disorder encountered by some people, in most cases from Japan, visiting or vacationing in Paris, France.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2011 20:39

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

tmesis posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_gorilla#Physical_Strength

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mountain_gorilla&diff=465749673&oldid=465748163

# ¿ Dec 31, 2011 16:29

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

twitter is the only thing ever created that is worse than youtube comments

# ¿ Jan 19, 2012 01:06

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

The projection commonly used in videogames deviates slightly from "true" isometric due to the limitations of raster graphics. Lines in the x and y directions would not follow a neat pixel pattern if drawn in the required 30� to the horizontal. While modern computers can eliminate this problem using anti-aliasing, earlier computer graphics did not support enough colors or possess enough CPU power to accomplish this. So instead, a 2:1 pixel pattern ratio would be used to draw the x and y axis lines, resulting in these axes following a 26.565� (arctan 0.5) angle to the horizontal. (Game systems that do not use square pixels could, however, yield different angles, including true isometric.) Therefore, this form of projection is more accurately described as a variation of dimetric projection, since only two of the three angles between the axes are equal (116.565�, 116.565�, 126.87�). Many in video game and pixel art communities, however, continue to colloquially refer to this projection as "isometric perspective".

# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 17:05

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the first one is good, but should have ended five seconds earlier with him walking off into the crowd rather than the stupid flying poo poo

# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 22:14

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

The most commonly-used approach to building a puzzle is to start by separating the edges from the inside pieces. Once the edges are connected it is easier to move inward. For those new to puzzles, it is recommended to choose one consisting of multiple areas with contrasting designs and colors. This enables the narrowing down of potential portions of the puzzle where a particular piece will fit.

One puzzle solving strategy is the use of the picture on the box as a guide. Once the edge is completed and the location of a particular piece is discovered (in the picture), it can be placed inside the overall puzzle at the approximate location it belongs. Done enough times and, eventually, interlocking the pieces will be possible.

Another approach is to sort the pieces by color, and work on one color at a time. When working large areas with the same color (such as the sky in many landscape puzzles), shape is important. All the pieces of a particular color can be laid in a grid and tried against other pieces in the grid.

Many large jigsaw puzzles have redundancy in their cut pattern. Many have 180� rotational symmetry around their center point. Puzzles of 1000 pieces also usually involve a smaller cut pattern that is repeated 4 or 6 times over the whole jigsaw, and that smaller cut pattern usually also has 180� rotational symmetry, so a particular shape may appear 8 or 12 times in the puzzle (although with truncation for edge pieces). It is possible to identify the presence of these symmetries or repetitions relatively early in the process of completing the edge frame. When redundancy is identified, it is possible to use already solved parts of the puzzle to identify the exact shapes of pieces required to complete other sections, greatly simplifying the search.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 23:51

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

with a password that they only post on some lovely little forum with seven users

# ¿ Feb 17, 2012 12:43

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:30

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i delete them without reading because i dont care who pEnTaGrAm KrEw are sending greetings out to

# ¿ Feb 17, 2012 19:59

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