LIGATT SECURITY posted:

Fit "portmanteau" into conversations whenever possible.

JawnV6 posted:

what's the thing where you compare word counts of articles

z0ratio hornblower posted:

mods change my username to this

the anus post poop posted:

Coffee Quack posted:

from TFC

Sniep posted:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Best_Buy_fuel_efficient_parking_space_sign_in_Carmel_Mountain_San_Diego.jpg

lol

mons al-madeen posted:

Aerith

Rufo posted:

qft. irish folk is so so bad

being really loving mad at the english isn't an alternative to actually having musical ability

ahhh spiders posted:

too bad its lovely rhd

Trig Discipline posted:

how am i supposed to suck a woman's dick in the men's room?

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Tedius Zanarukando dislikes: fairies


like... gays? or literal fairies


also, here's the Generic Libertarian version

<sub>==Likes==

Tedius Zanarukando likes: Posting in Internet forums, beef, chicken, bacon, bacon bits, sausage, pork chops, barbecue, seasoning salt, pepper, cattle, horses, pigs, swords, masculism, masculist propaganda, male empowerment, sex segregation in educational settings, all-male education, men's rights activists, vacations or tourism, beaches, cruises, amusement, amusement parks, gender gaps favoring males, anti-female discrimination that masculists consider inevitable, sex-segregated education (especially all-male education), female deselection, double standard favoring males, patriarchy, precious metals (such as gold and platinum), price decrease (or depreciation), high-paying jobs, white-collar jobs, importing, freedom of expression and free speech, modern sophisticated culture, intellectual freedom, libertarianism, capitalism, his supporters, hair care (excluding haircutting), Web sites that glorify long female hair, and feminine women and girls (long hair and skirts for women and girls).

==Dislikes==

Tedius Zanarukando dislikes: Politicians or religious figures with an anti-male agenda, pro-censorship Web sites or lobbying groups, pro-censorship text or speech, governmental censorship, falsification of scientific research, use of spyware upon his computer screen, fairies, green beans, non-bovine milk (especially human breast milk), V8 juice, masculine-looking women, female haircutting or headshaving (what Zanarukando calls femitonsure), perception that female beauty is immoral, radical or separatist feminism, female empowerment, feminist hate speech or sites, persecution of femininity, alienation or homogenization of the genders, certain gender gaps favoring females, double standard favoring females, misandrists, discrimination against men, all-female education, ableism, racism, feminist propaganda, male deselection, pop feminism or female superiority or femachistas (people who believe that women are better than men in all situations), feminist censorship, having a romantic or intimate family relationship, minimalism, price increase, being unemployed, job loss, job offshoring, the development of artificial intelligence technology to destroy jobs, coeducational classes, unisex dress codes (such as forcing women to wear trousers), his enemies, traitors, slavery, matriarchy, Hinduism, radical Islam, Islamic States, being accused of a crime, repressive culture, unconstitutional laws, laws that are detrimental to him, prohibitions on or chilling effects upon free speech, greedy business practices, fascism (aka socialism), authoritarianism, totalitarianism, oppression, being under surveillance or kept tabs with, strictly Muslim countries, and undemocratic governments (especially the Taliban regime).</sub>

Antillese posted:

I heard "Hmmm mmm mmm" on the radio the other week and it did not hold up at all.