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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia
 
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Jul 15, 2005

The Evan posted:

i used to do that (when i had a phone that allowed user-set txt alerts :argh: iPhone)
why would you want to do that


low hanging fruit

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Jul 15, 2005

The Evan posted:

seriously they have a whole loving section of itunes store just for ringtones, why can't i change the motherfucking text alert.

of course, it's probably for the best in the long run; imagine some dumbass with a 30 second li'l wayne/crazy frog clip every time someone SMSes "where u @ dog"
maybe they could limit the length of audio file that can be used for alerts instead of just not allowing the poo poo at all? no that would not be magical and revolutionary enough for my corporation-engineered marvel of modern technology

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Jul 15, 2005

The Evan posted:

you're literally asking me to devil's advocate a position that no one took in the first place, gently caress you
no im just poo poo talking apple

IF THATS OK WITH YOU

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 In "How Grandgousier realized Gargantua's marvelous intelligence, by his invention of an Arse-wipe," the giant Gargantua, while still a child, tries dozens of different methods for wiping his bottom, including paper, but unfortunately he finds it "leaves some chips on his ballocks". Finally he discovers the best method:

But to conclude, I say and maintain that there is no arse-wiper like a well-downed goose, if you hold her neck between your legs. You must take my word for it, you really must. You get a miraculous sensation in your arse-hole, both from the softness of the down and from the temperate heat of the goose herself; and this is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the intestines, from which it reaches the heart and the brain.

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Jul 15, 2005

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Jul 15, 2005

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random pages
ok i think this thread is done now

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Jul 15, 2005

RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS posted:

Has anyone mentioned the Scotch Wiki yet http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
awesome

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Jul 15, 2005

Sweevo posted:

u mad

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Jul 15, 2005

spongeh posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_of_the_2011_Sendai_earthquake_and_tsunami_on_the_video_game_industry
Let’s work hard and not be defeated by the earthquake!!

:3:

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