clockwork sundial posted:

time cube rules qtiyd

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

what the gently caress are the yakuza if not gang violence?

haveblue posted:

Reiserfs and the Power of Namespace Unification

Lamont Cranston posted:

necroid posted:

when did the japanese start with all this giant robot madness, 50s/60s?

Penisface posted:

Ok so my point was that more often than not, in movies from the western culture, the asian (japanese) member of the cast is portrayed as some paragon of virtue (either they know martial arts, are origami wizards or generally seem to be above it all). The only two movies I remember seeing asian characters drink their worries away are Karate Kid and Orgazmo, and I'm not sure about Orgazmo.

Cosmo Clock 21 posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Tedius_Zanarukando

jesus christ I hadn't noticed the archived section the first time around

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==Likes==

Tedius Zanarukando likes: Final Fantasy video game series, SimCity video game series, SaGa video game series, Seiken Densetsu video game series, Dragon Quest video game series, Front Mission video game series, Chrono video game series, Fire Emblem video game series, Breath of Fire video game series, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Star Fox video game series, Metroid video game series, Star Ocean series, Tales RPG series, Ys series, several other video game series, many other Japanese-origin video games, positive and traditional video game reviews, computer role-playing games, enhanced remakes, Square Enix, LucasArts, [[Wikipedia]], [[Wiktionary]], [[Wikiquote]], X-Men, Marvel Comics, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars, [[Rhapsody (online music service)|Real Rhapsody]], manga, animes, posting in Internet forums, productivity software (especially desktop publishing, computer graphics, and music software), video game music (especially orchestrated), digital emulator-format music, digital surround sound, multi-channel surround sound (especially in excess of 5.1 channels), orchestrated classical music (especially live), rhythm and blues, jazz, pianos, flutes, trumpets, French horns, violins, cellos, the color blue (especially navy blue), chocolate, peanut butter, pancakes, waffles, raisins, beef, chicken, bacon, bacon bits, sausage, pork chops, barbecue, oranges, grapefruits, green apples, grapes, raisins, prunes, strawberries, blueberries, strawberry yogurt, blueberry yogurt, blackberries, muscadines, plums, cashew nuts, pistachio nuts, Fanta Grape soda, Fanta Strawberry soda, Fanta Orange soda, lemon-lime soda, Welch's Grape Juice, orange juice, grapefruit joice, lemonade, limeade, tea, seasoning salt, pepper, kelp, cattle, horses, pigs, rhinoceroses, giraffes, hippopotami, gorillas, chimpanzees, swords, the latest gadgets, personal computers, computer servers, many of the typing, transcription, translation, programming, mathematics, science, photograph colorization, high-resolution and high-polygon 3D computer graphics, computer graphics jobs, science-fiction and fantasy motion pictures, computer-graphics motion pictures and television programs, modern video formats (such as DVD), modern audio formats, widescreen or letterbox, masculism, masculist propaganda, male empowerment, living alone, disability rights movement, sex segregation in educational settings, all-male education, men's rights activists, vacations or tourism, beaches, cruises, amusement, amusement parks, gender gaps favoring males, anti-female discrimination that masculists consider inevitable, sex-segregated education (especially all-male education), female deselection, double standard favoring males, patriarchy, precious metals (such as gold and platinum), price decrease (or depreciation), high-paying jobs, white-collar jobs, importing, heartfulness, nudism, freedom of expression and free speech, modern sophisticated culture, intellectual freedom, liberal democracy, liberal democratic countries, liberal religious groups, liberalism, libertarianism, capitalism, niceness and nice people, separation of church and state, his supporters, computer and video game Web sites (especially computer role-playing game Web sites), computer and video game magazines, computer graphics magazines, anti-censorship Web sites (such as NCAC.org), hair care (excluding haircutting), Web sites that glorify long female hair, and feminine women and girls (long hair and skirts for women and girls).

==Dislikes==

Tedius Zanarukando dislikes: Video game censorship or regulation (especially in application to male gamers ages 18 to 24) and its advocates/activists, politicians or religious figures with an anti-video-game or anti-male agenda, vilification or repression of electronic gaming, antigamers, anyone who opposes video games containing violence, video game reviews from or inspired by religious or other censorship-related sources, criticisms of video games for cute factor or preceived exploitation of sex appeal, pro-censorship Web sites or lobbying groups, pro-censorship text or speech, Christian or governmental censorship, falsification of scientific research, use of spyware upon his computer screen, content-control software or being barred off the Internet, parental controls, fairies, green beans, pickles and pickle relish, lasagne, pasta, maccaroni, spaghetti, fettuccine, meatballs, potato salad, Miracle Whip, ranch dressing, non-bovine milk (especially human breast milk), V8 juice, pineapple or any beverage mixed with it, Candida control diet (which is very detrimental to him), [[McDonald's]], [[Applebee's]], TGI Friday's, the color [[red]] (especially maroon), masculine-looking women, female haircutting or headshaving (what Zanarukando calls femitonsure), perception that female beauty is immoral, radical or separatist feminism, female empowerment, feminist hate speech or sites, persecution of femininity, alienation or homogenization of the genders, certain gender gaps favoring females, double standard favoring females, misandrists, discrimination against men, all-female education, ableism, racism, feminist propaganda, male deselection, pop feminism or female superiority or femachistas (people who believe that women are better than men in all situations), religious or feminist censorship, having a romantic or intimate family relationship, chip music (for example: NES sound format and SID format), monaural audio, anti-enhanced-remake purists, old school purists (or old school gamers who detest new school games and new school gamers), emulated versions of ancient video games (especially NES games) on sixth or later generation video game consoles (practice known as ageware or necro-porting), vintage video formats (such as VHS), vintage audio formats, time-limited formats (such as [[EZ-D]] and [[DVD-D]]), 1.33:1 versions of films originally presented in widescreen, minimalism, price increase, being unemployed, job loss, job offshoring, the development of artificial intelligence technology to destroy jobs, coeducational classes, unisex dress codes (such as forcing women to wear trousers), heartlessness, meanness or mean people, his enemies, traitors, slavery, matriarchy, Hinduism, radical Islam, Islamic States, Jehovah's Witnesses (including his immediate family and other Jehovah's-Witness relatives) and other ultraconservative fundamentalist religious groups, living with people who adhere to any of the religions he dislikes, ultrareligious and narrow-minded parents, monasticism, being accused of a crime, prudery, repressive culture, unconstitutional laws, draconian victimless-crime laws, laws that are detrimental to him, prohibitions on or chilling effects upon free speech, greedy business practices, countries where electronic gaming is prohibited, fascism, authoritarianism, totalitarianism, oppression, surveillance abuse, being under surveillance or kept tabs with, strictly Muslim countries, and undemocratic governments (especially the Taliban regime).

Sweevo posted:

its cute the way the scotch make out like that's a real language so they can pretend to have a culture that doesn't involve heroin and deep-frying

Barack Pwnbama posted:

whats up with the toilets


are they worse then the german poopshelf ones or what

krylex posted:

fork bomb posted:

neil young is the godfather of grunge?

Wit_Sponge posted:

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

we saw zeferelli's romeo and juliet in 9th grade english class

Nevergirls posted:

YOSPOS: all we really need here is an image of a moderately hairy anus labeled "human anus."

poemdexter posted:

i wonder if japanese people look at wikipedia and die a little on the inside kinda like the rest of us do

qirex posted:

so I made a physics joke in another thread and wanted to read about time dilation so I opened the article and their "explanatory animation" is as follows:

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

holy poo poo

CoupleBeersNoBeers posted:

luigi get your baseball av back it was less gayer

Red Square Bear posted:

Didn't Jimbo literally get de-modded by ARBCON or something?

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

gamer girl == basted in grease and cooked by overclocked videocards