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eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Bougie Black Women posted:

Would it be possible to get out of a no seat belt violation(minnesota) or should I just try to pay it even though I don't have much money?
If you want to fight the ticket, go ahead, but even if you don't feel like you have a good defense, you can always go down there and beg for a reduced fine.

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eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

They sure do. Boy they suck.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

gvibes posted:

You look pretty solid here, in my opinion. I'm not sure what methods there are of getting a garbage claim off of your credit reports though.

Let it go into collection and then sue under the FDCPA? :keke:

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

This is probably too obvious, but do you not have UIM/UM insurance?

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Mulloy posted:

Hopefully this is an easy/simple question: I literally have no idea who to talk to, lawyer wise, in Utah. I can find plenty of names in the yellow pages but I'm not specifically sure what to look for. Long story short my wife co-signed for a car a few years back, the owner defaulted, and since the collections folks can't reach the original owner and I answer my phone, they want me to pay. Obviously it was a bad move to co-sign for the car, but what I'm trying to find is someone in Utah/Salt Lake that can answer some questions on the subject, but I'm not sure who to start with.

I've seen mention of debt consolidation and consumer attorneys and such, but I have no way of evaluating which type of lawyer to look for or how to tell them apart, and I'm not too excited about randomly giving my phone number to every WE CAN FIND A LAWYER FOR YOU web site that shows up on google.

Any suggestions on how to go about finding someone?

entris had good suggestions. If those don't work out, you might also consider contacting the Utah bar assocation - the state bar referral services are typically pretty good. http://www.utahbar.org/public/lawyer_referral_service_main.html

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

PoOKiE! posted:

But seriously, if an officer can just use it as an excuse to pull anyone over when they feel like it because no reasonable person follows the general 2-second rule, it leads to abuse of power.

You are adorable!

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

It's mighty dangerous to assume that the exclusionary rule applies in other jurisdictions the same way it applies in the U.S., since the rule has developed over a long period of time in each country in historically specific ways.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Lenins Potato posted:

During the stop he asked me why I was nervous.

Haha, I love that. What a loving prick.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

PoOKiE! posted:

I can say

You can say a lot of things, I'm sure.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Clobbermeister posted:

This is for New York City. The topic is immigration law.

I have a friend who (really a friend, not the old "I have a friend who..." sort of thing) has a good friend who is an illegal immigrant. He was brought to the US with his parents when he was a little boy, I think perhaps on a work visa or something to do with political asylum. He's in his early 20s now, and he is an undocumented resident. He doesn't have any family in his country of origin, and he grew up here. His family here - I don't know their status. I know he was homeless for some time when he was younger. Well, he's a great guy, and he doesn't deserve to live in fear of deportation. So my friend ( a female) wants to marry him so he can become a citizen - this is purely a citizenship marriage, not a love marriage. She would divorce him once it was allowed. I would appreciate any and all information you can provide on this subject. Thank you very much...

Your friend would be subject to a felony prosecution under 18 U.S.C. Section 1001. Prosecutions are rare, but if your friend gets targeted, she can certainly expect her life to become a living hell - if she's lucky, only for a few months/years, but if she's unlucky, for many, many years.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Check this out. Certainly a much more malicious scheme than what your friend is contemplating, but you can see what the repercussions might be if some assistant US attorney decided to come after her.

http://www.ice.gov/pi/nr/0911/091123chicago.htm

quote:

Conspiracy to commit marriage fraud and marriage fraud carry a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Other immigration fraud counts in the indictment carry a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Schattenmann posted:

While they were trespassing, I have rights on the property

A cop might think you've allowed the kids onto the property, so you might be a ringleader or something.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

NoodleBaby posted:

Your question eloquently demonstrates his point: the government is engaging in exactly the behavior for which it is punishing. Doublespeak, no matter what your political beliefs are.

Lol what? So do you also think it's doublespeak for THE GOVERNMENT to jail criminals against their will?

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

NoodleBaby posted:

The poster asked about the death penalty, not imprisonment.

You don't see how the same principle applies? "The government says X is bad, but the government itself does X"

EDIT: Actually, I don't even need that made-up quote. The part I quoted from your post applies.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

SWATJester posted:

I doubt there is an agency relationship, and even so, there is no causation to sustain a negligence claim against him.

Depends how the facts shake out.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

If the facts shake out that the kids thought and say that they knew the guy was a church caretaker (or whatever he is) and that they thought that he was allowing them to fight there as a host, basically. You can extend that further by the kids testifying to the effect that the guy told them so.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

SWATJester posted:

How would that be relevant to a negligence case? Permission to be on the land isn't a defense. And consent is only effective as between the two fighters in their battery case. The church cannot consent for two other people to hit each other.

So let me get this straight. If the church organizes an activity for kids and someone gets hurt either because it was a dangerous activity or because the church allowed the activity to be conducted dangerously, you don't see that this could create a case against the church?

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

SWATJester posted:

I don't see that the church is organizing anything here.

Uh, that's why it matters how the facts shake out. :psyduck:

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Me too. It would be pretty rad.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004



Basically this

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Jeephand posted:

So my very simple and naive question is: Where do you get a lawyer? Do you just look in the phone book? What do cops do when you insist on a lawyer before continuing? Do they back off or take you into the station and let you call a lawyer? If you don't have a lawyer in the queue what do you do?

I know that in Minnesota, the cops have books listing all the lawyers either in the county or in the state - you either use that or a phone book. They'll give you a few calls to try to reach someone. Many criminal defense firms have attorneys on call who get calls routed to their cell phones. My friend who does this calls it the "drunk line" because most of the calls he gets are from people who have been arrested for DWI, but he does get calls from people arrested for other things as well.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

If that was the paraphrasing, I cringe to imagine how awesome the real document is.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

I'm not sure if he's retained an actual lawyer or not

Then you should ask him that, before you do anything.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

There's a whole statute available for you to use to bring fear into the hearts of debt collectors: the FDCPA. There are any number of do-it-yourself FDCPA prosecution guide sites out there, and while I can't vouch for any of them in particular, I have seen FDCPA cases successfully prosecuted by pro se claimants. It'll get the debt collector off your back and - with some decent negotiating - could net you a few hundred (or few thousand) bucks in your pocket.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

lhunc posted:

my roommate accidentally left the door open and the dog got out again

Get a better roommate.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Based on what you've posted, no, it does not sound right to me.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Depending on the circumstance, it could make sense, though unlikely in your case from what little we know.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

I'd just not pay her anything at all to spite her for being a bitch, but that's just me.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Solomon Grundy posted:

You have cited the one and only time in the history of human development and achievement where living below your landlord worked out.

Before I went to law school, I ran the tenant-landlord hotline for a tenants' rights organization. Around 30% of all calls arose from tenants and landlords living too close together. I stand by my statement.

I'll give you another - my friend owns a duplex in which she rents out the bottom suite to another friend. They've never had issues in over a year. NOW WHAT

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Solomon Grundy posted:

Just wait. It will blow up. You will see.

Nope. You're wrong. :colbert:

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

EDIT: nvm

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Tab8715 posted:

...

How would he be giving away any information at all? All you're doing is requesting the evidence against him, which they are legally required to give.

Are you a litigator? Or do you only do transactional work?

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

That is not how the conversation goes and it's painful to even think about how that conversation would actually go.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Tab8715 posted:

Really, when I got charged with passing a school bus, I called up, gave them my fax and got everything with-in two minutes.

Someone, please tell me how to gently caress up the discovery process.

Getting written discovery in a civil suit is very different from getting discovery in a criminal matter, in which the prosecutor is required to give you Brady evidence, for instance.

I've seen even represented parties in civil cases not ask for the right stuff, and, consequently, not get crucial evidence.

Hey, but you handled a minor traffic violation case on your own, so I guess whatever.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Tab8715 posted:

In the mean time you could request discovery, which requires them to give all the evidence against you.

Went back to the first post by this guy re: the porn lawsuit, had myself a good lol here.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Hungry Joe posted:

I'm talking to a lawyer tomorrow

Get questions together for your lawyer - make sure you write them down before you go see him/her. Good luck.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Shang Yang posted:

Also in England and Wales there's CLS to assist the poors with civil law aid, while in America there is :lol:

In America there is The All New Legal Questions Mega-O-Wamma :patriot:

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

You also don't have to worry because the college will hire an attorney for him if she tries to sue or something dumb like that, which she'd have to do pro se or with a scummy attorney on an hourly basis because no sane attorney would take that ridiculous case.

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eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

The Valuum posted:

If one gets some form of DUI, do you lose your license at the time of sentencing?

There's absolutely no point in asking any question in this thread without saying where you live.

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