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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:This is the nature of all goon stories. Well that and pants-making GBS threads
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Wait. How are you guys not having to clean the shitter on the sub? I've got to scrub the toilets at least once a week as part of after watch cleanup.
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There are 4 toilets on board for regular enlisted, the coners clean them every six hours. And by 'clean' I mean 'literally Neverdull to a mirror shine, despite Neverdull having zero antiseptic ability.' The cooks clean the two officer shitters and I forget who gets the goat locker. Nukes essentially never clean forward of the watertight door, and vice versa. That's not always a good deal.
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genderstomper58 posted:E: lol I like how all of you're lame stories are you just smugly talking about how much smarter than everyone you are pls kill yourself u jelly?
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Snowdens Secret posted:The cooks clean the two officer shitters. Sounds like a brilliant idea. "Hurry up and wash that shitter and then make food!" 
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Feb 1, 2014 14:42
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Caconym posted:Sounds like a brilliant idea. Circle of life The cooks also do O-Gang's laundry
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Cousarr posted:Wait. How are you guys not having to clean the shitter on the sub? I've got to scrub the toilets at least once a week as part of after watch cleanup. Your boat hates you (unless you're a carrier guy but the way you said 'the sub' makes me think you're a sub guy)
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Feb 2, 2014 20:10
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Sub guys always say "the boat".
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Mad Dragon posted:Sub guys always say "the boat". plenty of carrier retards called the carrier the boat also heh
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Feb 2, 2014 22:42
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I've got a mess of dudes from the Enterprise in my office now, they all call it 'the boat' Their sea stories are also terrible
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Feb 2, 2014 22:52
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Snowdens Secret posted:Circle of life After losing half my socks, I tried to reserve time for the JO's to do our own drat laundry. The COB shut me down. I got smart and got a laundry bag to put my laundry in. Then, the CS's just lost the whole bag somehow.
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Feb 4, 2014 06:44
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/04/us/navy-cheating-investigation/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 lol
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quote:Navy officials stressed that the nuclear propulsion systems are not related to nuclear weapons. 
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Feb 5, 2014 00:00
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Geez Thanks for reminding me to nuke those posts I made in the Current Events thread about cheating
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Feb 5, 2014 00:02
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Well work is going to be really interesting coming up...
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Feb 5, 2014 00:43
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So who was the dude that told? I know one of you know who he is.
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Feb 5, 2014 02:43
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The ABC story on this implies the cheat sheat (or the entire test) was done up on someone's home computer, which is beyond stupid.
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Feb 5, 2014 02:47
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Of course something like this would happen as I assume divisional TPO.
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Feb 5, 2014 17:44
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Just remember the tired and true training motto "perception is reality"
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Feb 5, 2014 18:53
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Cousarr posted:Of course something like this would happen as I assume divisional TPO. Call on your chief regularly during training to make sure he's "one of the good ones" Do this when the CO sits in on training to show him your not afraid
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Feb 6, 2014 01:16
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We had the right hand rule for cheating when I went through. That and one guy who went through did a test once that was entirely underlined just like an answer sheet would be.
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Feb 6, 2014 01:44
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Ket, out of curiosity, did you ever work with MM1 Bobby Moore?
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Feb 11, 2014 03:42
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Cant say I do
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Feb 12, 2014 00:38
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I just got rejected from nuke because of my nationality. I guess Ill scrub decks and clean shitters for 4 years because apparently I'm a commie spy.
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nacirema posted:I just got rejected from nuke because of my nationality. I guess Ill scrub decks and clean shitters for 4 years because apparently I'm a commie spy. Consider it a blessing.
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nacirema posted:I just got rejected from nuke because of my nationality. I guess Ill scrub decks and clean shitters for 4 years because apparently I'm a commie spy. Second chances in life do happen. Don't treat this turn as stupidly as your last.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Second chances in life do happen. Don't treat this turn as stupidly as your last.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Second chances in life do happen. Don't treat this turn as stupidly as your last. Please explain. Don't some nukes make swimming pools load of money when they get out in the nuclear power/radiation field?
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Feb 14, 2014 09:30
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You make more money getting out earlier and using the GI Bill to get a degree
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Feb 14, 2014 09:34
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Stay in, get an easy rate, take courses while you are in not at a diploma mill, get out, use GI Bill, make money. You will save your self stress and the desire to kill your self.
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Third World Reggin posted:Stay in, get an easy rate, take courses while you are in not at a diploma mill, get out, use GI Bill, make money. Is there a list of diploma mills somewhere? I imagine phoenix is one.
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Edison is a diplomamill a lot of nukes go to for what ever reason. I feel bad when I can't talk them out of going there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unaccredited_institutions_of_higher_education If you really need to, pick your target diploma. Pick a school that is where you want to end up or near it, that is accredited for this. Call them or email them and ask them what they would recommend for you to take. They generally have an office of veteran affairs as well.
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Nukes go to Edison because it's literally "Show mil paperwork, fork over cash, get diploma." Which is also why the paper is worthless. When I looked, Old Dominion had the most credible program that gave a lot of nuke credit. RPI is another serious school with a program but I don't think they gave much credit. Remember you don't want to burn your GI Bill on a 'nuclear engineering technologies' degree, you want to go for full-fledged engineering.
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Any school that offers you more than 12 credits for your military education, regardless of the MOS, AFSC or rate, you need to look it over with serious skepticism.
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Vasudus posted:Any school that offers you more than 12 credits for your military education, regardless of the MOS, AFSC or rate, you need to look it over with serious skepticism. Ah, I was just wondering because I went to Columbia here on base and pretty much all I need is a math, english, and I tuink like 4 bs electives and I get an associate's in general studies or something. I was looking at chemistry, but none of them except for Fresno state have professors that teach it (which was a red flag for me).
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Snowdens Secret posted:Nukes go to Edison because it's literally "Show mil paperwork, fork over cash, get diploma." Which is also why the paper is worthless. Though, I have to wonder... if you're in a position to be working on an engineering masters degree... what the gently caress are you doing on a deployed submarine? grover fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Feb 15, 2014 |
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Feb 15, 2014 17:18
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Storekeep.
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Anyone in prototype getting buttfucked right now for this cheating scandal? I heard life was absolutely miserable in BOTH prototypes now.
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Third World Reggin posted:Storekeep. Was gonna say yeoman
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Snowdens Secret posted:Nukes go to Edison because it's literally "Show mil paperwork, fork over cash, get diploma." Which is also why the paper is worthless. This. I went to the accredited one: Excelsior. Even though its accredited, it's still pretty loving worthless. Edison isn't strictly speaking a diploma mill since they make you take a handful of classes but they're almost as bad as one. Actual classes I had to take to get my BS NET: Business calculus 1. open note, open book, calculators allowed, unproctored. Business calculus 2. ditto. Non-calculus based Physics 1 lab done by writing a lab report on a physics browser game General Chemistry 1 lab. ditto except browser chemistry game. A class that was like survey of nuclear reactors for non-engineers. A class that on material science that was actually pretty good. Not engineering level but a lot of interesting stuff. Colonial American history (as elective) Write ~75 page essay on why your experience counts just as much as a regular college then get an A for turning something in. I felt so dirty writing it. Classes that were accepted for transfer to my regular brick-n-mortar college: Colonial American history Edison requires no calculus so its even more of a joke. Feel free to tell me how much of an idiot I am for wasting effort on this. I seriously regard it as the biggest mistake of my life. PELL GRANTS 
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