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My favourite parts about the corporate world: - Retarded lingo: synergy, "it is what it is", touch base, verbage, etc. These buzzwords are often used by clueless people running board meetings who forgot to put the Powerpoint together. - The people who do the "busy walk", act all frazzled, and put on the fake gung-ho act ('Hey so what if we have higher targets guys?? We can do this!') despite the fact that they're the least productive employees on the floor and never meet their sales and performance targets. - Getting pulled off the floor for the mandatory performance review/impromptu meeting/bake sale organized by HR, only to be told that we weren't paid for the time they pulled us off of the floor. - The people who bitch and complain day-in-day-out about their headache, how bored they are, and pretty much act like this is the worst job anyone could ever have despite the fact that we work in a clean, air-conditioned environment and are F/T employed with benefits. Yes, I know that I'm bitching here but at least I can clam up about it when I'm at work. - Being forced to work with Windows 2000 (yeah, you read that right) and IE 6 because the IT department doesn't feel like doing a bit more work. Orgophlax posted:The worst part about a corporate office is when you realize how much like high school it really is and how people don't really grow up. melon cat fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Apr 21, 2010 |
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FogHelmut posted:Oh good people are having an impromptu meeting right now next to my cube.
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Cup of Hemlock posted:I'm sitting in the kitchen trying to zone out and one of my co-workers literally just danced while singing "Friday! Friday!"
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melon cat fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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Fil5000 posted:This poo poo is the worst. Stop spraying your perfume and deodorant around you fucks, or at least go into a bathroom to do it. melon cat fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Feb 4, 2024 |
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Sundae posted:They're actually already dead. Those are embalming fluids, you're in hell, and you just haven't quite realized it yet. That whole thing about fire and brimstone that I heard growing up? Not near as terrifying. Not even close. melon cat fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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Halloween Jack posted:I can neither confirm nor deny that we have an affirmative action complaint from some eccentric who told us we are "retarded" for not giving them a job. And I'm pretty sure that it's all because college career centres give terrible networking advice. I've even had new grads sit down with me at actual industry events and say, "Hey I'm _______, and I just thought I'd network with you." Like, 'the gently caress? Who does that?
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Jordan7hm posted:
Also, giving a complete stranger a positive reference is a great way to torpedo your reputation, given the risk of things going really badly with this random person that you shoe-horned into the job. There's a proper way to network, and a not proper way to network. Problem! posted:I did end up talking to a recent grad the other day for a while who has a degree in my field and he showed me samples of his work and his senior thesis project which was actually pretty good. I don't know him that well on a personal level but he doesn't strike me as a total weirdo so I told him we were hiring and that he should apply to an opening we had. But I think that's different since he didn't even know I was in the same field as him when we started talking, he was just passionate about the field which is pretty cool in my book. It's really unfortunate that a lot of grads think that they should take career advice from people who have no experience developing their own careers. So, yeah, I totally agree with you- they really need to do away with Professors who have never set foot in the private sector. Students pay a lot of money for their education, and they deserve better career guidance and industry contacts. melon cat fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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melon cat fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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Keetron posted:[snip] Shrieking Muppet posted:I just stumbled across one of the facilities guys putting padlocks on all the closets. I asked him whats up with this and he said that the VP of our unit wants all storage areas to be controlled access for now on. I then realized he was doing this to the coat closet. I pointed this out and he shook his head and said "yes I tried to point this out and was told to do to all closets, no exceptions". My office is now equipped with a secure, controlled access coat closet. Also my department is overseen by an idiot. melon cat fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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melon cat fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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melon cat fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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Yawgmoth posted:I can't think of a single way that telling them you are looking elsewhere helps you at all.
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Every where I have ever been has had a PTO tracker that was spotty, at best. And usually non-existent altogether.
melon cat fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jan 29, 2024 |
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Sydin posted:Day 1 of the 3 day "Team Strategy and Planning Workshop" began sharply at 8am with everybody from the wider team giving a brief self-introduction to the team. It is now past 11am, and introductions are still going. Che Delilas posted:The day I put in my notice for my last job (working for a sociopath) was probably the best day I had during that whole period, even better than my last day or the first day after that where I didn't have to go anymore. melon cat fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jan 24, 2018 |
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SpartanIV posted:My coworker came in with a cold and has already been lambasted by two VPs for not taking a sick day.
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Tnuctip posted:Did you make sure to come in to his office coughing and poorly covering your mouth everytime you were in the office but sick? And the HVAC in that office was so terrible that you could blow a fart and it would stink up the room for several minutes. Renegret posted:I work in an office where you're considered an idiot if you end the year with sick time in your bank, since you don't get paid out for it and management doesn't give a flying gently caress how or when you use it.
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