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SheepNameKiller posted:That said, I get a fat bonus package and am making a pretty sweet salary, which puts me in a bit of a self-loathing scenario.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2010 15:20 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 04:55 |
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I got a call from our director of operations a few minutes ago asking me if I could attend a training session and take notes for her this afternoon. I agreed since I have nothing else to do. It's a training session on how to use the new copier/printers
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# ¿ May 10, 2010 16:45 |
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I posted:Tell me, do people who work in these kinds of environments consider Dilbert to be a funny cartoon parody of corporate culture, or a traumatically realistic documentary of the hell they endure? Silly Newbie posted:Honestly, because some people are just that stupid. There's someone, somewhere, who prints every email they receive, deletes it from the inbox, and can only reply back if they know your email address, or have it handy. They have a $50,000 multifunction copier/scanner/printer in their office suite but refuse to learn how to use it. All you have to do is press the "scanner" button, touch the destination email address on the screen (theirs are on the first page) and press the big green button. These are the same people who refused to go from Zip disks to USB drives because they were afraid of losing data. If there is a God, he has a sense of humor, because as I was explaining this to them for the fifth or sixth time, the drive developed the Click of Death and destroyed the disk with the contracts and contact info for all of our adjunct professors on it. Fortunately, it was all printed out and filed. They bought a new Zip Disk and started saving the retyped documents on it.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2010 01:35 |
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Are your rooms at least in order? Here's the main part of our second floor. http://i.imgur.com/RjXde.jpg GWBBQ fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Feb 9, 2011 |
# ¿ Feb 9, 2011 19:13 |
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Cheesus posted:What is up with room 222? I'm trying to imagine an office with an unusable foot-wide hallway to nowhere. http://i.imgur.com/1YcaS.jpg I'm standing right in front of the main door. The door at the end of the hall is locked most of the time even though I have requested no less than 10 times that it be unlocked at the same time as the main door. That doesn't matter much to me because I there's enough of a gap that I can jimmy it open with a finger, but annoys the hell out of students and professors. less than three posted:I... just... wh..
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2011 23:58 |
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They don't replace people because that costs money that could otherwise be paid to management as bonuses.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2011 04:29 |
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hirvox posted:Looks like they tried to go with street address-style numbering without resetting the numbers after each "street" and thus couldn't apply the "odd numbers on the right, even numbers on the left" rule.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2011 17:29 |
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Today, I had 3 phone calls from the director's office in a span of 5 minutes regarding a phishing email that everyone is getting. Then 20 minutes later I had another 3 about the fact that the camera pointed at the presenter at a webcast wasn't showing them the powerpoint slides he was projecting on the screen behind him even though I explained the first two times that it wasn't a video conference and therefore I couldn't do anything about it. At this point I think it's prudent to mention that I'm not an IT person and my job description explicitly states that I am not supposed to support for computer problems except in classrooms man thats gross posted:It's hard sometimes, but it's such a huge step up from the call centre that I reckon it will take the better part of a decade for me to start being bitter about random annoying crap.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2011 06:59 |
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Solkanar512 posted:Wait, are you in the United States? If so, they bother to tell you why you're being fired? I'm really shocked to be honest.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2011 21:09 |
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Disclaimer: I don't work in corporate, but a lot of the stupidity is there. Part of my job is to provide A/V support for events, both internal and outside groups renting space. There are two rooms in the building for which the rule is "nothing more than a podium with built-in mic and speakers," the art gallery and the reading room. This has been sent out to everyone as an announcement several times. Our events and I have an arrangement that she explains to people that due to difficulties and past problems, we do not offer projection in those two rooms. This policy isn't me being malicious, this is the result of several years of people requesting projection, pooh-poohing my recommendations that projection screens not be placed in direct sunlight because you can't loving see anything (I use kinder words than that to explain it.) So what does one of our department heads who I'll abbreviate to "R" request? projector in the art gallery. Fortunately, on the date she requested it, there is a huge exhibit in the art gallery and I asked our events coordinator to inform R that there simply isn't enough space, and if she pushes it ask if she can post the insurance deductible ahead of time in case anyone at the event damages any artwork; most of the pieces are originals or limited edition prints and have an insurance value in the five to six figure range. Ten minutes later, our events coordinator calls me back, "If they can't use the art gallery, she wants to do it in the reading room." I told her "try to convince her to use the multipurpose room like everyone else does because it will be bright and almost impossible to see what's projected." Response: "No, she still wants to do it in there." Again, I'm not malicious or lazy, the issue is that their event is a couple of hours before sunset and half of the room's walls are actually freestanding glass windows. I said "OK, give me a few minutes and I'll go explain it to her." I realized something ten minutes later as I had one tab open with the solar altitude/azimuth chart in ten minute increments for the day of the event, and another tab with Amazon Prime Shipping eligible sextants on my other monitor. I think I might be a jerk.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2011 02:31 |
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Solaron posted:I have been looking for a thread like this. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2834226 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3022717
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2011 21:18 |
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:Remembered one from an old job today.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2011 21:48 |
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2508084 posted:Absolutely none of my coworkers can figure out why she decided to make my life hell all of the sudden. rolleyes posted:As someone working in the pharma industry, I can tell you it's actually been really hard for smaller parmacos to do drat near anything since the start of 'the recession'. Doctor Reynolds posted:How can anyone be an incompetent receptionist? I did it for two months before quitting out of pure unbridled boredom. (Wish I didn't now, but, oh well)
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2011 02:00 |
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mllaneza posted:Practice saying either nice or ambivalent things out loud. Just whatever you do, don't diss the old job in an interview. Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:What. How is this legal?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2011 15:44 |
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Agean90 posted:Im actually curious, how are you supposed to respond to an illegal question? Without getting you disqualified? It seems like refusing to answer would cause the interviewer to discount you for being disagreeable.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2012 19:55 |
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Cup of Hemlock posted:Oh, the copier misfed after the job I wanted was done? Our Richo MFCs keep jamming with an impressive display of shredding and crumpling. We put in a service call about this. Their advice is to keep the area they're in at at 6% humidity
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2012 21:38 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:I want to take the High Priority button in Outlook and lock it down with a $200/use fee. And a training course on when to use it. When you're hired, you are shown the ticketing system and given the key for a keyed switch that sounds an "Urgent Problem" siren in the IT department. When you turn that key, no fewer than two IT people are dispatched to your office immediately to address your problem. If they determine that it was urgent, the problem is fixed and they log it in the ticketing system. If they determine that it wasn't, the IT manager calls you to discuss what is and isn't an urgent issue. If you've already had "the talk" with the IT manager and you sound the siren for something that is determined to not be an urgent issue, you have to turn in the key. There's always a possibility that you know how to pick locks and can activate the urgency siren without a key, but in that case you're probably working in the IT department or are cool with the IT team and understand the value of texting the technicians "I have a computer problem, fix it and I owe you a 6-pack." Sundae posted:At Pfizer, people got fired for bullshit reasons, laid off for bullshit, etc.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2012 03:05 |
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Sundae posted:North of it, there's a double-fence around the train tracks, which in spite of being out of service, are still pretty much constantly locked. In theory you can open them, but it doesn't help much since all the entrances on that side are disused semi-truck loading sites IIRC. The gates are electric sliding gates on tracks, and they have a nifty amount of barbed wire on them. Having to take an elevator 5 feet is hilarious. I thought our building had some questionable construction decisions, but you win.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 22:30 |
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GWBBQ posted:Are your rooms at least in order? Here's the main part of our second floor. 30 Goddamned Dicks posted:One of the programmers in the next cube bank over spontaneously whistles, hums, and sings along to his music. I swear to God I have never wanted to throw a stapler at someone as badly as I want to throw one at him.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2012 02:28 |
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The Berzerker posted:The good: I am no longer sharing an office with 4 other people, and I am now at the brand new, state of the art building.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2012 23:43 |
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The obvious solution is to make the code as cryptic and indecipherable as possible. The contractors who we use for installations have a guy who's a programming wizard and manages to cram dozens of button press operations for an AMX-controlled classroom into two or three functions that handle everything by incrementing a single variable each based on a handful of global values. Troubleshooting is hilarious, you end up having to write out a flowchart of what the code does because it's not readable by normal humans. It's impressive code optimization but if something has to be changed, especially years later, you just want to find the guy and slap him.
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