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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE
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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 We can do this easy way or... the fun way.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. It's an easy gig.

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

potee posted:

If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

Who is this? :phoneb:

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
It’s Feldman..From across the hall.

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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Feldman. :froggonk:
From across the hall. :frogbon:

* # ? Apr 22, 2024 03:40
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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

Palmtree Panic posted:

It’s Feldman..From across the hall.

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching missiles from a submarine. Both of us have to turn our keys.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
24 stamps and I become a submarine captain.

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Is everything ok here, something awful poster, SirPablo?

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011

potee posted:

If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

Why don't you just tell me the number of seconds you've selected.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Chili posted:

Is everything ok here, something awful poster, SirPablo?

Alhazred posted:

Why don't you just tell me the number of seconds you've selected.

Chili, Alhazred, are you out of your mind? You got the AIDS walk in like, three hours! You're never gonna make it!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

24 stamps and I become a submarine captain.

Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

SirPablo posted:

24 stamps and I become a submarine captain.

Is there a captain's hat involved here?

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
It could be a whole new look for you. You could put a patch over an eye. You could be the pirate poster.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I like that eye patch.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

I like that eye patch.



GET IT BACK!

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Laughing Zealot
Oct 10, 2012


 I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

MightyJoe36 posted:

Is there a captain's hat involved here?

I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have! :colbert:

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have! :colbert:

We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?

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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
You know, suddenly I'm in the mood for pasta primavera myself. :freakout:

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