KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Our policy is, we're comfortable with all episodes. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eye-full, well, we say: 'Enjoy the show.'

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:35

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 10:26

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TVGM posted:

Our policy is, we're comfortable with all episodes. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eye-full, well, we say: 'Enjoy the show.'

It's like this every day on Something Awful.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 03:24

Electro-Boogie Jack: Nov 22, 2006; bagger mcguirk sent me.

Palmtree Panic posted:

This is the essential list of episodes and I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

The Chinese Restaurant (S2E11)
The Library (S3E5)
The Parking Garage (S3E6)
The Pitch (S4E3)
The Contest (S4E11)
The Puffy Shirt (S5E2)
The Marine Biologist (S5E14)
The Opposite (S5E22)
The Engagement (S7E1)
The Rye (S7E11)
The Comeback (S8E13)
The Pothole (S8E16)
The Dealership (S9E11)

Thanks!

# ? Apr 12, 2024 03:35

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

The dark continent is no place for an addict, Elaine.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:18

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:33

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless - bastard child, perhaps.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:37

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Oh by the way, SirPablo, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:09

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I'm afraid you're a little low.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:24

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Oh by the way, SirPablo, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.

You know you're nuts with these sponges. Ginette Reno is getting frustrated!

# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:17

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

You know you're nuts with these sponges. Ginette Reno is getting frustrated!

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:54

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I'll tell you what you did Caligula. You combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:22

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

SirPablo, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 16:21

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Honestly I like the girl more than the voice.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:01

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:21

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Palmtree Panic posted:

I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution.

Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:35

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Alright... You wanna get nuts? C'mon... Let's get nuts!

# ? Apr 18, 2024 19:21

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Alright... You wanna get nuts? C'mon... Let's get nuts!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:02

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Well, you know Gyshall, sometimes you say things just to be nice.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:17

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

She was attractive. She was, also, in fact a Nazi.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:18

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo is the leader of the Aryan Union!

# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:26

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

...you're not going to open with that, are you?

# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:31

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I'm just getting warmed up. Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:06

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

Gotta get my Time magazine� Never miss my Time magazine�

# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:17

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

I've never seen a beautiful lady reading "The Guide" so far away from a TV...you must really like television.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:33

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

TVGM posted:

Can I say one word to you? Lobster. The lobster here is unbelievable.

Ooh, a little expensive.

Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:16

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Alhazred posted:

Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters.

You went back a page just to zing a guy?

# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:47

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Quote/edit

# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:48

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I ordered Alhazred to drive around insulting people today. Because I'm tired of all your macho head games

# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:41

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

What? Alhazred? See I told you this guy is crazy.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:50

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Alhazred posted:

Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters.

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:58

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

_{His wife has an inner ear infection.}

# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:18

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

TVGM posted:

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife.

My wife is a slut???

# ? Apr 20, 2024 09:33

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

Now that's a complaint.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:39

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 22:30

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

They just write it off.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 22:40

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Are you an assassin?

# ? Apr 21, 2024 03:57

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

You want to make $28?

# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:04

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

For $28 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.

TVGM fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:09

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.

# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:42

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 10:26

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Open the package, SirPablo.

# ? Apr 21, 2024 15:30

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