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You know about the uh cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
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Jerry, these big companies, they write off every thing.
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potee posted:You sure do have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people? They want to know why they never see you. (I loving love these two quotes and I think they might be the two Seinfeld quotes I use most)
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May 6, 2012 03:54
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jojoinnit posted:Not "Who is this!?"? I do love that saying as well. I need to remember to say it next time I get called by a bill collector or a telemarketer.
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May 6, 2012 06:50
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Max22 posted:"The Slicer" is the best Kramer episode, who's with me? That's a lot of potatoes 
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May 6, 2012 07:41
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I hate to be the eightieth person to ask David Puddy but could you make a gif of Kramer and the cigar store indian in the taxi? That scene just loving kills me every time. Kramer's complete lack of tact plus Jerry's expressions are so great. e: I tried making it myself but I can't get it to look right. Gif making is harder than I thought.
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May 10, 2012 08:30
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david puddy posted:giddy up Hahaha this is so great. You are a god among men. Thanks. I sometimes still can't believe they had the balls to do some of the episodes they did, but I guess if you're funny enough you can get away with just about anything.
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May 10, 2012 19:23
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I love when you can hear Larry David laughing in the background of some of the scenes.
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May 11, 2012 19:59
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Robnoxious posted:I am loving this calzone. The pita pocket prevents it from dripping. The pita pocket. You like the lost and found, George?
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May 15, 2012 08:33
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OnlyJuanMon posted:
I'm amazed you never saw that one, because it's on tv all the time. That has to be one of the most played episodes.
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May 29, 2012 21:32
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I'm on 1st and 1st...how can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
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Jul 1, 2012 08:53
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 George, would you like some jello? Why'd you put the bananas in there? George likes the bananas So let him have bananas on the side!
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Jul 14, 2012 06:00
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Who?! Who is burning the flag?! Him? That's not very nice.
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Jul 17, 2012 23:05
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Macaluso posted:That part is so funny because it comes out of nowhere. The dude is just a dick for some reason. Plus the way it's delivered is just hysterical. It's New York/big city as hell.
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Jul 20, 2012 03:24
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Yeah it's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them.
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Jul 23, 2012 06:44
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Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?
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Jul 24, 2012 23:29
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I don't care.
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Jul 27, 2012 02:00
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Nice catch, pretty boy. e: George, George this is a little too much for me, escaped convicts, fugitive sex, I got a cock fight to focus on.
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Jul 28, 2012 03:21
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And what's the deal with cancer? 
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Jul 30, 2012 02:43
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"Why can't you use your oven?" "I'm baking a pie." 
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Aug 1, 2012 02:02
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I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be floppin' and twitchin'!
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Aug 1, 2012 08:24
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Mike Tysons CARFAX posted:How many of you actually own this framed beauty and have your walls graced with this man who transcends time and space? I have a poster of it hanging in my room.
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Aug 1, 2012 21:48
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Probably because this whole universe is against me!
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Aug 10, 2012 04:36
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Mister we're tryin' to help the homeless. It's bad enough we got some nut out there tryin to strap em to a rickshaw.
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Aug 10, 2012 21:23
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When you control the mail you control....information.
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Aug 11, 2012 04:02
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Let me understand. You got the rooster, the chicken, and the hen. The rooster goes with the hen, so whose having sex with the chicken? Now's really not the time.. But do you understand, you've got a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!
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Aug 16, 2012 03:43
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Oh darn it I locked myself out of my office again. Well, I'm goin' home.
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Aug 16, 2012 21:43
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victorious posted:This is one of my favourite lines from the whole show. Mine too
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Aug 17, 2012 00:00
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It's the kung pao. George likes his chicken spicy.
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Aug 17, 2012 21:27
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Relayer posted:Every time I watch that scene it makes me REALLY want some spicy chicken, of some kind. Yeah that scene makes me want some general Tsao's every time I watch it. I love how loudly you can hear Larry David laugh after George delivers that line, too.
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Aug 18, 2012 02:42
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Mr.Kramer is in a meeting with Mr.Lomez but he didn't want to miss anything
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Aug 21, 2012 21:23
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Chexoid posted:The bank? It BURNED. It's GONE! Yes I admit I was speeding, but it was to save a man's life. A close friend, an innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, and be loved, and to be a banker.
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Aug 26, 2012 03:43
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Jerry those are load bearing walls you can't bring those down!
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Aug 28, 2012 02:51
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But where does the meat go?
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Aug 30, 2012 02:06
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Pretty hot under these lights isn't it Seinfeld? Pretty.....hot?
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Aug 31, 2012 04:15
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david puddy posted:I sure am glad I secured the best recurring character's name That chimps alright.
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Sep 1, 2012 06:45
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potee posted:I'm not too worried about it. I don't care.
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Sep 2, 2012 01:51
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Natalya Fartz posted:And you always leave me... wanting more. Koko, Koko, Koko, Koko, Koko!
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david puddy posted:Ok I am pedantic as gently caress and seeing anything stretched like that kills me so here is a better version: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.
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You have a collect call from, "hey buddy don't say no!"
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