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Dr_Amazing posted:What was that trucker's problem anyway? He looks like a frog. And "Slippery Pete" is one of my favorite names for their one-off characters.
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LividLiquid posted:Little Jerry was a rooster. But to be fair, Kramer did name him Little Jerry before he even knew he was a rooster.
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Jun 23, 2010 04:26
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Stuntman Mike posted:I still don't fully understand the backwards episode. Then again, I haven't seen it in maybe 5+ years. Still. What's to understand? It goes backwards. Hope that cleared things up for you. 
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wa27 posted:I always liked "The Reverse Peephole" episode. Just the idea of reversing a peephole so Kramer could see if anyone was waiting to jump him cracks me up. Plus the 8-Ball jacket was in that episode. I might have mentioned this, but me and a friend of mine reversed our peepholes in our freshman dorm. I mean...what if someone was waiting to ambush us with a sock full of pennies?!
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TMMadman posted:I love 'The Muffin Tops' episode. First of all you have Kramer giving a reality tour (The last thing this guy is qualified to give a tour of is reality), then you have George being a tourist (No offense, but this city would eat you alive George), then you have Jerry shaving his chest (it's an old wives tale. Is it? IS IT REALLY?) and finally you have the titular muffin tops and the problems disposing the stumps. Several stores now sell muffin tops...but the problem is, they didn't learn anything from the episode! They back a whole top! They need to back a whole muffin and pop the top! (Now I KNOW I've posted this before...right?)
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Relayer posted:Meanwhile to Jerry and the audience there's absolutely nothing wrong. And then I think about it, and I really do know people like her. Like us with LividLiquid.
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Jun 24, 2010 22:00
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Chicken Boo posted:Jerry! Hi! I'M COVERED IN OOOIIILL!
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Jun 25, 2010 15:17
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mojo1701a posted:Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken! And with Brad's help we'll get that chicken!
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Jun 25, 2010 19:25
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Klaus Kinski posted:I'm still not sure if it's an improvement from the manfur. Hey, you got a question...YOU ASK THE EIGHTBALL! Edit: Also, that youtube of Kramer's entrances, while nice, lies...that can't be all of his entrances (since the Kenny Roger's episode, while last in that clip, is in the eighth season,) and they are out of order...I saw "Tractor Girl" twice, and separated by far more entrances than would constitute one episode. DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jun 27, 2010 |
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OldSenileGuy posted:I agree about the Kathy Griffin hatred, however "The pig says 'my wife is a slut'?" Now that's a complaint!
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Jun 29, 2010 01:14
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Supreme Allah posted:Who would win in a grit-off - the Postmaster General or Detective Bookman? Postmaster General, no contest. "I had to cancel a golf game with the secretary of state...you like golf, Mr.Kramer?"
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Dr_Amazing posted:Is that the one where Puddy is just going to stare at the seat in front of him the whole time and it really bugs Elaine? I love when Kramer calls Puddy asking how to install a disposal in his shower, and before the phone ring, Puddy is just sitting on the couch...silently...not moving...not even watching TV or anything, just doing the very essence of nothing. Edit: Puddy:  Puddy.Kramer: David Puddy, please. Puddy: This is Puddy.Kramer: Hi, it's Kramer. Puddy: I know.
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Sorry for double-post, but it's worth mentioning (since it's the title and all,) that "The Voice" is on TBS right now. HELLLLLLOOOOOOO! And honestly, Kramer's idea about a rubber bladder is good, why don't they do it? Although, I guess if it it's bad enough to puncture through a lot of hulls (6,000 hulls!) it would probably go through some rubber?
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explosivo posted:Beeeeetter bring a poncho. Congratulations Elaine on a job...done.
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LAWLandMine posted:"Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has You know the forums will automatically parse the lines for you; there's no need to hit enter just because you think you're at the end of a line. It's really jarring to those of us reading it.
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explosivo posted:What in the HOLY gently caress is wrong with Elaine's hand in this screen grab?!
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dyn posted:Oooh an eye lash! Didn't come true... 
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Barnum posted:I never thought a hat could ruin my life. I don't wanna be a pirate!  (I know it's not the same ep, but they are both clothes related)
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the aftermath posted:I'm sure you do Funny story: I wait tables, and one time at work our ginger ale syrup ran out, and my manager just told me to mix Coke and Sprite together.
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Ehud posted:George: "And that leads into the master bedroom." The end is great, too. George: Well, we're on foot from here! and then... George: If you knew I didn't have a house in the Hamptons, why did you make me drive all the way out here? Mrs.Ross: We don't like you, George.
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Stuntman Mike posted:"Your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again." Weird...the invitations again... (I also love that Molly Shannon is getting physical therapy so she can learn to swing her arms.)
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Klaus Kinski posted:SHE NAME NAME Hey, this guy's a commie! Santa's a commie!
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Jul 9, 2010 21:34
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esperantinc posted:But I don't even really work here! Thats...what makes this so difficult.
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TMMadman posted:"Who is this?" will indeed never get old and I really hope I get to use it naturally one day. Caller ID has ruined us.
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mojo1701a posted:That clip reminds me of the joke: What do you call someone who flunked out of med school? A dentist!
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Jul 16, 2010 19:21
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Chicolini posted:The Pain And The Yearning. An old woman experiences pain and yearning. A young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
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haljordan posted:edit: gently caress, beaten. DON'T TELL ME I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET!!!!!
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Jul 18, 2010 19:18
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esperantinc posted:IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT! I DON'T CARE I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!
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Jul 18, 2010 21:04
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The Infamous Shane posted:Enjoy...Blame it on the Rain? Jerry: What'd you do with the rest of your day? George: Saw Titanic...so that old woman...she's just a liar? Jerry: And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me. Most accurate description of Titanic I've ever heard.
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Jul 19, 2010 22:37
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William Pahllace posted:Apparently the Soup Nazi is a party pooper. If they couldn't get the real Soup Nazi, couldn't they have at least gotten the actor that played him? Personally, I'd rather have him give me soup than the real one...so long as it was still the real one's recipe.
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"Why didn't anyone tell me it was bolted to the dresser?" "I still thought you could lift it!" "Me too!" Also... I think he's going to make me box a kangaroo!
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Jul 24, 2010 17:15
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Relayer posted:Kramer: Little Jerry won his cockfight Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!
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Jul 24, 2010 20:09
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neoboman posted:Presumably, you can see Ramirez in The Van Buren Boys. I've never looked closely though. The other day as part of some change I got a Van Buren dollar coin...I can't bring myself to spend it. It stays on my desk.
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Drunkboxer posted:No. The hot stays hot, the cool stays cool. The cheese stays woefully unmelted. If I remember correctly they got rid of it because it doubled the packaging for a single burger and therefore doubled the styrofoam that went to the landfill. But what kind of evil, commie bastard wants unmelted cheese on their burger?
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neoboman posted:I fear no reprisal. I can't believe you, bodysuit man, would perpetrate such an act.
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haljordan posted:"When did you build this?" ...you just responded to his quote with the same quote he was responding to...it's the Simpsons thread all over again.
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JethroMcB posted:Yeah, sure, he's a celebrity. Oh, yeah, they wear a lot of furs. They're desperate, insecure people. He ambushed Joe Mayo with a sock full of pennies!
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El Negocio posted:And this: The art style isn't that good (why does Kramer look like Vampire Bill?) but drat if the writer didn't nail down the characters idiosyncrasies 100%. I hear George, Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer in my head perfectly whilst reading that.
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HateTheInternet posted:Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though. I can't believe I got the low fat!
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