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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Seinfeld D&D comic is excellent, but what really sells it to me is...

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I enjoy the thread title, but I can't help but request "Seinfeld: What's the deal with Megathreads?"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Know what I think is weird? Earlier on in the show, when Elaine had that big bouffant hair style (can't think of another word, you know what I'm talking about), Jerry, and I think George at least a few times, would make mention of getting together with her. Basically, Elaine was considered hot.

Then later, maybe season 6-onward, when she's actually, well... really hot, it's not that much of a thing for the characters on the show.

I can't think of any specific examples, aside from Jerry and Elaine's discussion about "Why can't we have... that... and ... this? Because THIS.... is good, and THAT... could be very good..."

That stuff was never brought up later on, was it?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

safety dan posted:

Well they had sex again in "The Mango" in season 5, but that was the last time they did it.

And refresh me... 'old' Elaine, or 'new' Elaine?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I guess that would be creepy, especially when the actors have to wait, kind of staring at everyone until the laughter subsides.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cheeseball IV posted:

"Find out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit."

Also, I've now noticed that there are a few meds out there that actually ARE just 'regular strength".

I think of the chopsticks bit every time I'm at Boston Pizza, having the Teriyaki rice bowl.

"You know they've seen the fork! Do you think the farmers are out there using a couple of pool cues?"

And also...

"McDonalds: We're doing very well."

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cheeseball IV posted:

He was spot on about the Hospital waiting room, too. I always feel like such an rear end in a top hat in there.

Or why the doctor seems to leave you for so long...

(frantically flipping through medical textbook) "Jesus Christ, that was pretty gross... what the hell was that?!"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Dr_Amazing posted:

"That wasn't the tube or the circle!"

One thing that always bugged me: When he's talking about the superman suit, he says "but it's not the super fit... that you are hopin' fo.'" He says it in this weird stilted way that I'm sure he must be doing something visually, but I've never had any idea what he was going for there.

I'm going to assume he was probably pulling on his jacket, in an attempt to look like it didn't fit. I've seen it live (well, on tv) but it's not the same recording.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Watching episode 1, season 2 of Curb, and the conversation between Larry and Jason plus reading this thread is just... it's amazing.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

ChickenMedium posted:

Yeah, there were a poo poo ton of Jerry's stand-up comic buddies that guest-starred on Seinfeld.

The prop comic guy comes to mind, I forget his real name, but I've seen him around.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Everyone should answer these calls like Jerry...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXjAIizqZNI

Also, does Jerry get his math a bit wrong in this one? (telling Newman his millenium party will be one year late)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF8P7Rrjkdk

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 12:55 on May 6, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I don't think this was posted earlier...

The making of a Seinfeld episode (in 5 parts)

Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfLM5X3qh1Q

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbxXcBIX_tw

Part3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLxRFjSrdVc

Part 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU7-Zz9SD-Q

Part 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jphmOts2ZQ

Obviously, this is probably nothing new to those who own the DVDs. Me not being one of those people, I'm very thankful for youtube, and the people who decide to rip this stuff.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 16:02 on May 9, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

RoryGilmore posted:

I just noticed that the "Superman" in the back of Bizarro Jerry's apartment was actually Bizarro :(

I have watched Seinfeld for years, and have never seen the Bizarro episode. Ever. I don't own any of the seasons on DVD, just caught everything either when it was originally on, or through reruns.

I'm as weirded out by anyone else about this. I really want to see it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Vote to change the thread title to "Seinfeld: My uncle's gay!"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Dickeye posted:

The one where the lady gets her pinky toe cut off, specifically the line about how it just sits there looking cut and Kramer's description of trying to get it reattached.

"The bus is OUT OF CONTROL"

"Wait... You kept making all the stops?"
"Well they kept RINGING THE BELL!!"

I also love that moment when we get a shot of Jerry and George, and Jerry just looks so very entralled and captivated by what Kramer's saying.

I love that whole scene, but who doesn't?

This scene, and the end of the Marine Biologist episode would make excellent scenes to memorize for some sort of audition or something.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Apparently, the jerk store called, and they're running out of Lady Gaga.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Stuntman Mike posted:

When all's said and done, the show is great... but man, is Jerry ever a real douchebag.

I don't think so... if anyone's got a point, it's Jerry.

#1 show pretty much throughout the 90's, you're being interviewed by Larry loving King about how your show ended, and if anyone should know what's going on, it's King. Absolutely ridiculous that he more or less ASKED whether or not the show ended by their choice or it was cancelled.

Really?

Plus, Jerry is, by trade, a comedian. He is taking the piss out of Larry because that's what he does for a living.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Many of you may have seen this already, but at around 2:20, Frank Caliendo does some fantastic impressions of Jerry, George, and especially Kramer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYP3jhqUC3I

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Holy poo poo. I read that and thought "Steinbrenner died? Must've missed that... when was that (checks wikipedia)... today? Whoa!"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

mints posted:

I set this as my daily update on FB, and not many of my friends got it.

Jerry, It's Frank Costanza, George is here, Mr. Steinbrenner is dead. Call me back.

If I had the time I'd like to edit the audio on that message to play back like that, maybe when I get off of work today.

This is fantastic.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'd love to have a Bania head next to this thread's rating, now that it's gone gold.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Vietnamwees posted:

"How's her handshake? Firm? Maybe...a little too firm? :colbert:

How are the cheeks? I like a good cheek. Something with a pinkish hue.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

potee posted:

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

"Ya got the A cup... the B cup... the C cup, and the D. That's the biggest."

Probably my favourite Frank moment, along with when he picks George up at the police station.

"What the hell does that mean?

You sayin'... you want a piece of me?"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

In no universe is there a better pairing than those two as George's parents.

We have the best timeline, in that respect.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

potee posted:

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

YOU GOT IIIIIIIIITTTT!!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Ginette Reno posted:

My Potee isn't clever enough for a scheme like this

What da HELL does dat mean?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Gyshall posted:

Cartwright?

Holy Moses, smell the roses!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Gyshall posted:

Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?

You're Batman!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sash! posted:

Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

Weird, I posted this last night, before going to the bathroom, and now I have the stomach flu.

Peterman!! :argh:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

potee posted:

The first 24 hours are the worst. Beeeetter bring a poncho.

I'm getting punished for way too many secret cake bites throughout my life.

ITT, I'm Elaine. If I tried to dance right now...

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

jojoinnit posted:

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!

"I said 'EEEEAAAAASSSSYYY, BIG FELLA!'"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Gyshall posted:

my friend jay riemenschneider eats horse all the time

Yeah? Well, my friend Bob Sacamano....

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Root Bear posted:

Say, do you know potee ramirez up on 94th street? One day, he and I are playing pachinko...

I thought Bob was Kramer's friend?

Well, yeah, but last night he called, and we got talkin' and anyway...

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Egbert Souse posted:

What da hell does that mean?

It means whatever the hell you WANT it to mean.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

You want a christmas card? Huh? You want one?

HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD! :butt:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Vietnamwees posted:

But No, you just had to have the BIG SALAD!

That dance is my favourite.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

For any Fallout fans here, this is a great thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813124&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Roark posted:

Listen, Rupert. The Seinfeld Fallout thread is the voice of a new generation. My generation.

Yeah, well, my friend Bob Sacamano? HE plays Fallout, loves the game. Got me a deal, FO3 and NV for $5, Jerry. FIVE BUCKS. You can't even buy good produce for that.

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