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Gravy Jones posted:A single Elaine "Get Out" is worth a million emoticon frogs doing the same. You're looking for season 4's "The Dog".
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Mr. Thomasoulo likes to play dirty. Well, there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil. (Mr. Thomasoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped)
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Apr 25, 2010 18:31
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Before Seinfeld, muffin tops weren't a thing. I could go buy a muffin top at Atlanta Bread Company right now. That's lasting impact. I'll tell you right now the ABC doesn't make them the "right" way, but I hear it's prohibitively difficult to get rid of the stumps.
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Apr 26, 2010 18:05
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The Atlanta Bread Company is a chain restaurant. I'm in North Carolina. But yeah Atlanta does have a sizable homeless population.
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Apr 26, 2010 18:19
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Riptor posted:Kramer sets fire to and subsequently stomps on a puerto rican flag Also, Kramer was not knowledgeable about drugs in general, as exposed in "The Sniffing Accountant", and was clearly bothered by the idea of the accountant using drugs at all, even giving Jerry advice about the lifestyle of drug users (they live in the bathroom!) but I guess he could have smoked pot. It would explain kind of a lot. I personally think he didn't though. \/\/\/ Yeah, that's what Kramer thinks drug users are really like. He doesn't do drugs, he's just Kramer. But that's an outtake. Kramer doesn't burp in the real version. MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 27, 2010 |
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Apr 27, 2010 04:16
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:I had that jacket back in the early nineties. Loved the hell out of it. Pretty sure it was an Eddie Bauer. I'm not entirely sure, but in "The Secret Code" George meets Peterman and after Peterman introduces himself as J. Peterman, George touches his jacket and replies "J. Crew". I just don't remember for sure what jacket that was.
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Apr 27, 2010 15:26
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DrBouvenstein posted:(but that actual person J.Peterman is fake...that part they did make up.)
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Apr 27, 2010 18:10
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"The pig says 'my wife is a slut'?" See also, "Yeah I got a complaint: this cartoon stinks." \/\/\/ Tim Whatley is in a bunch of episodes, notably "The Strike", the Festivus episode. Also "Sienfeld"? MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 27, 2010 |
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Apr 27, 2010 20:42
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Nice rack. Oh god I'm watching this one now: So what are you? I'm white. So we're just a couple of white people? I guess. Oh... Yeah... So do you want to go to the Gap? Sure! MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Apr 27, 2010 |
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Apr 27, 2010 21:42
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One time I was riding in an elevator and a girl came in. Of course I had to say that I was the guy who made those crop circles in England. She had no idea what I was talking about and got off like three floors later. I did not get her number. Another time I asked a girl at a Starbucks I had gone into a lot (just to see her) if she dated immature men. She said no. Seinfeld lines do not work in real life, at least they haven't so far. 
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Apr 28, 2010 03:03
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Tiny Fistpump posted:Have you tried reaching out and just sampling the fabric of her dress? It worked once in two attempts on the show. Three attempts. Jake Jarmel, George, Newman. Only the first one succeeds, but maybe that's George and Newman's fault. No, it's not. Nobody feel anyone's fabric unless you know them or are as cool as Jake Jarmel was in the 90s. (none of us are)
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Apr 28, 2010 04:33
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I think I swallowed a fly! I swallowed a fly! What do I do?! What can happen?!
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Apr 28, 2010 15:27
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Oh...yeah. Uncle Leo. Forgot his first name...
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Apr 28, 2010 18:08
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Well they had sex again in "The Mango" in season 5, but that was the last time they did it.
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Apr 29, 2010 15:10
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Elaine's hair in season five is our transitional fossil. Not new, not old. It's not as tall and poofy, but It's not "new" yet, either. But if it's only one or the other, I'd say old Elaine.
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Apr 29, 2010 15:39
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Michael Richards ended up hurting himself in a lot of takes that were used, as he almost never broke character. In "The Parking Garage" he carries around a real air conditioner and busts his lip putting it in the car. In "The Glasses" he bruises a rib running over to save another air conditioner (weird). In "The Maestro" he hurts a woman climbing over her with his cafe latte in the theater and I wouldn't say she breaks character, but her character wasn't supposed to act hurt. Michael Richards of course stayed in character. That guy's a pro.
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Apr 29, 2010 18:30
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got dat wmd posted:Richards gets seriously pissed off at Julia flubbing lines and laughing in some of the outtakes and frequently opted to not go out with the cast. At first glance he just seems like an rear end in a top hat but he really, really takes the Kramer character seriously. On all of the interviews in the box sets he's so intense. He talks about Kramer as if he were playing Hamlet or something. It's actually pretty funny. But yeah, he takes it really seriously.
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Apr 29, 2010 20:51
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In "The Tape", during the fake porn interviews that Kramer's doing, he asks Elaine if the sex is real or if it's simulated. She answers "Oh, it's always simulated. Except with George, that's in my contract". When she says contract, she pronounces it "cuntract". Listen, it's there.
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Apr 29, 2010 23:45
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I like Jerry's "thoughts" in that scene. Tor: You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer. Jerry: And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life. MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 02:55 on May 2, 2010 |
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May 2, 2010 02:53
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What is mesquite? Wonder if it's made from mosquitoes...
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May 4, 2010 06:07
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Maroon Golf and Jerry are friends in real life. Same with the Doorman.
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May 5, 2010 23:26
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But Jerry says "one year late" and it should be "one year early", as 2000 comes before the "true millennium" 2001. And thus, not as lame.
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May 6, 2010 16:06
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I have all eight individual box sets, but I still want to get the big one. To be fair though, some of my box sets are getting worn out from endless use.
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May 6, 2010 23:32
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Klaus Kinski posted:About Jason Alexander, probably been mentioned already but It's pretty hosed up that he never won an Emmy for Seinfeld, but I'm sure his Tony will console him. He was obviously the most talented member of the ensemble.
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May 12, 2010 21:10
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Hear me and hear me well - The day will come! Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming! When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching... watching as it all comes crumbling down!
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May 13, 2010 19:05
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penis sandwich posted:I think Kramer is just a lovable goof, and probably the "nicest" one of the bunch. He seems intensely loyal to Jerry, less so to Elaine and George, and is always well-meaning no matter what. I really can't think of any instances where he was a deliberate rear end in a top hat. Kramer's like ice. If he doesn't like you, you've got problems.
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May 28, 2010 22:04
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Kramer also terrorized Ray Mckidney (was that his name?) and he stole the statue out of his house. Of course that was a kind act towards George, and I assume Ray really did steal the statue, so it was justified, but still. Let's just say he didn't take Ray to People's Court.
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May 28, 2010 23:36
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Me so happy...me want to cry.
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Jun 4, 2010 17:58
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neoboman posted:I know that character's name without even looking it up, that's how much Seinfeld I've watched in my life (Lehigh Nagy). It's Tobias Lehigh Nagy. It used to be my screen name on some forum when I was in high school.
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Jun 16, 2010 15:41
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I make Seinfeld references constantly when I know for sure that no one will pick up on it. I don't care, I do it for me.
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Jun 21, 2010 07:24
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Max22 posted:She was MURDERED -- by JERRY SEINFELD!! Not only that, he broke Mike's thumbs.
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Jun 22, 2010 16:18
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spanky the dolphin posted:I don't believe it. A Seinfeld episode unseen by my eyes. How on earth. It's from season two, "The Baby Shower". WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LITTLE CABLE BOY?!
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Jul 23, 2010 04:15
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"Maybe you'd like to try taking on someone your own age!" "You got any kids?"
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Jul 24, 2010 17:09
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von Braun posted:Is it in the Big Salad where they change coffee shop? And in the end of the episode George is sitting alone at a table eating a meal for like 1 minute? I remember I laughed really hard at that. You're talking about Reggie's the Bizarro diner. In "The Soup" George dates a waitress at Monk's and it goes bad and so he has to eat alone at Reggie's. The exact same shot was used in "The Pool Guy" when his worlds collide and he has to escape so he goes to Reggie's to eat alone. Reggie's actually appears in episodes besides that, too.
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Aug 3, 2010 07:53
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My favorite George moment is the end of "The Fatigues" when he delivers the Ovaltine bit to the Yankees. That pause after the word "Ovaltine" was the best part of it all. It was like four or five solid seconds. I can't find any of this on youtube though.
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Aug 8, 2010 21:15
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Hooollaaa! Helllooo!
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Aug 9, 2010 22:14
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Some anniversary apple thing. It did not go over well. Google "TAM" I think.
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Aug 10, 2010 01:57
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Michael Richards is so intense in real life. When he talks about Kramer on the DVDs, it's like he's talking about when he played Hamlet. He was very serious about his comedy. Jerry, Jason, and Julia would go out for food after every episode wrapped up, but Michael would rarely come. I can see him getting pissed about people breaking character to laugh. In "The Parking Garage" that box that he was carrying had a real air conditioner in it because he wanted to feel the heft. When he put it in the trunk he busted his lip on it but didn't break character. In "The Glasses" he's installing a different air conditioner in Jerry's apartment, and when it falls he rushes over to try to catch it. He bruised his rib during the take you see and still didn't break character. Guy's a pro.
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Aug 10, 2010 17:46
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They just made them up, there really isn't an "origin" besides that, but it's Vandelay.
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He had to get the jacket back from the guy who used to bang his mom. Elaine played the guy's daughter and Kramer played Dr. Van Nostrand. He would reprise Van Nostrand to examine Kruger, which is where we learned that he went to Juliard.
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