KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Leyburn posted:

Of course... absolute zero!

That always stood out to me. What could he be talking about? What is absolute zero the answer to that he just deducted while reading?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2010 18:57

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:03

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

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Well I gotta have a central nervous system!

# ¿ Aug 12, 2010 04:28

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

mojo1701a posted:

Well, I find this all capricious and arbitrary.

Your fly's open.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2010 01:42

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

He also did that stand up bit about the hat with the flaps. "I would rather have the heat in my skull than anything society could possibly offer."

# ¿ Aug 29, 2010 00:49

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John Cheever!? Dad, you and John Cheever!?

Yes! Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I love him deeply! In a way you could never understand.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2010 20:32

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Yeah, well I got a complaint; this cartoon stinks.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2010 15:17

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Now that's a complaint!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2010 15:57

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

User-Friendly posted:

I forgot how much of an rear end in a top hat Jerry was in "The Bookstore." George tries so hard to get rid of the book, and Jerry just sort of cuts him off at the knees every time, then he rats him out knowing full well that the bookstore intends to prosecute.

And this is right after he gets mad at Kramer for being willing to turn Jerry in if he killed anyone.

Stuff like this is why I love Jerry.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2010 06:28

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

When you're dead, you're dead. That's it. You're not going anywhere.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2010 17:54

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

The Fatigues, The Chicken Roaster, The Virgin, or The Contest. In my opinion.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2010 15:18

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Relayer posted:

Today I realized what my least favorite episode is, and it's The Boyfriend. Reason? Keith Hernandez cannot act at all. It's so awkward watching him alongside the rest of the cast cause he's so stiff. He even makes Jerry's acting look great in comparison.

It's funny because that's one of Jerry's personal favorites.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2010 18:40

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

I thought the thing you said about the sex not being simulated...
...
...That was really funny.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2010 02:32

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

So you really understand my point about building the rocket and double parking?!

# ¿ Oct 31, 2010 01:58

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

You're hung up on some show from the 90s, man!

# ¿ Nov 2, 2010 01:48

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

He's my prot�g�.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2010 05:33

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It's 100% supposed to be TV Jerry. The original idea behind the pilot was showing how a comedian gets his material.

\/\/\/ also in "The Bris" at the end his finger is in a bandage from when the mohel massacred his boy.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2010 08:31

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

So you're saying that you liked Mencia before that?

# ¿ Nov 6, 2010 23:00

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

I've played in an orchestra, but not a lot. Anyway, the conductor is most important during rehearsal, at least in my point of view. During the actual performance he or she is little more than a sort of guide. I generally looked at the conductor only in between songs, or glances while I wasn't playing. But again, this was a high school orchestra so how good could it have been?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2010 03:29

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Chunk posted:

There was one late episode about how someone made a cell phone call for something important, a breakup maybe? Apparently it was a faux pas to make that call from a cell phone instead of a landline. Weird thought.

That was the finale.

If I call Jill from prison, do you think that would make up for the other ones?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2010 23:53

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Soylentbits posted:

I would sacrifice Seinfeld for I Love Lucy in a heartbeat. I Love Lucy is basically sitcom Shakespeare.

This is the exact opposite of how I feel.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 23:07

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2010 21:28

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

You know, if I could get this Koko woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow 2 Kokos.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2010 01:35

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"Seth, if you knew the meeting was so important why did you go to the lunch with me?"

"We're old college buddies..."

"I only knew you through Moochie!"

# ¿ Dec 18, 2010 04:43

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I can't decide if that or "The Fatigues" is my favorite episode, but definitely one of the two. luckily they're on the very same disk (season 8 disk 2). That is one golden disc.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2010 04:51

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Did you guys know that the coolest motherfucker in the whole world named his kid Seven?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2010 23:50

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Don't forget the very last episode. Also when he gets arrested for the dog kidnap with Elaine and Newman. I like that Kramer's an old hand at jail. In fact all four of them have been arrested at least twice.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2010 03:02

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

YOU GOT IITTT!!!

# ¿ Dec 19, 2010 05:17

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

What do you think, junior? You think those hands, they've been soaking in ivory liquid?

# ¿ Dec 19, 2010 11:53

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Elaine got drunk the most. That was the key to her vault, if you'll recall (he schnapped me!). She also fishes the vodka out of the shopping bag when she goes to meet Vincent from the video store and he turns out to be 15, which I think is a hilarious gag.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2010 20:18

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

I bet Simon had some, that swarthy British gently caress.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2010 22:43

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SolidKZ posted:

You're Batman!

Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2011 17:26

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He fought children and didn't give a gently caress about kicking their asses (and neither did the sensei) and then in turn got beat up by a horde of disgruntled children. It appears that Kramer's strength changes with the phases of the moon.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2011 23:09

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DrBouvenstein posted:

TBS is playing "The Cigar Store Indian," right now, and I just noticed the creepy TV Guide weirdo is Ted, from Scrubs!

Guess your boyfriend'll have to catch the next train...

# ¿ Jan 15, 2011 01:54

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Macaluso posted:

Kramer getting gonorrhea.

That reminds me of another awesome George moment.

"Well, I got gonorrhea. That's what they gave me."
"They?... The Government?"

# ¿ Jan 17, 2011 14:13

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Bobfromsales posted:

This is a reference to Pulp Fiction if anyone didn't know.

And that's why the Notes about Nothing were such a genius idea.

The part of Pulp Fiction that it was referencing was itself a reference to La Femme Nikita.
And that's why the notes about nothing were such a genius idea.

Also

Kevyn posted:

What's the joke? I'm guessing something to do with actual nazis?

a lot of nazis fled to south america, specifically Argentina (that's where Mengele went), after the end of WW2.

MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jan 18, 2011

# ¿ Jan 18, 2011 04:13

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Water! They need some water! They'll get dehydrated on the plane! Get the Seinfelds some water- please! Please!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2011 16:24

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Hey, who invited you anyway? You're a troublemaker.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2011 17:30

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Poque posted:

You're a cashier!

Her phone message is one of the funniest things in the entirety of the series.

Jerry... have you ever taken a bath in the dark? If I'm not talking into the soap right now, call me back...

# ¿ Feb 4, 2011 00:35

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The Masticated Pecan Incident.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2011 18:10

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:03

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mints posted:

I always liked Marlene in the Ex-Girlfriend

"I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
"You're a cashier!"

I love that exchange.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2011 00:41

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