KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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TMMadman posted:

YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-DENTITE!

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs.

HEY DENTIE!

Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

They do have their own schools!

# ¿ Jun 22, 2010 04:10

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:55

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wa27 posted:

Every time I watch this .gif I keep hearing Newman screaming "Oh the humanity!" and I can't stop laughing.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2010 03:30

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Puddy is the star of that episode. Absolute gold the entire way through.

That's right. High five.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2010 21:07

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Turpitude posted:

I think he said Son of Sam!!

I knew it wasn't Berzowitz!

# ¿ Aug 25, 2010 01:53

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"HOLES, I need holes!"

# ¿ Dec 30, 2010 17:22

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User-Friendly posted:

Wait, is Twix actually the only candy with the cookie crunch? I find that hard to believe.

They ALL have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2011 23:32

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Pooned posted:

Do you have any idea how much time i waste in this apartment?

I could ballpark it.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2011 22:57

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Rusty Shackelford posted:

I've been pulling them straight from Seinfeld's Van.

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 06:48

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MokBa posted:

I would like to watch Sack Lunch. Sounds like a great little indie flick.

You've selected... Brown Eyed Girl! If this is correct, press one.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 16:44

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safety dan posted:

In "The Big Salad" George was 100% in the right. Julie was seriously trying to take credit for that big salad, and then she had the audacity to call him out when he set things straight. What a bitch.

You had to have the BIIIIIIIIIG salad!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2011 20:59

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Supreme Allah posted:

He's beboppin' and scattin', and I'm losin' it!

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

# ¿ May 11, 2011 16:49

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Hey, what are you doing? Watch where you're driving, man! Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one! We beat anyone! We're the Devils! THE DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! HAHAHAHAHA

You stole my Jesus Fish!

# ¿ May 12, 2011 20:57

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Jerusalem posted:

And that her immediate secondary objection was that he didn't care if she burnt in hell for all eternity.

Gonna be rough.

# ¿ May 13, 2011 18:58

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Macaluso posted:

Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

# ¿ May 14, 2011 03:42

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I'm saving this thread from the 4th page.

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

# ¿ May 19, 2011 21:17

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dog poop n doritos posted:

You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. Sure, everyone wants a birthday card or -

This reminds me of one of my favorite guest spots on Seinfeld ever, Wilford Brimley as Postmaster General:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKlzQo3Wqo

"So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf."

# ¿ May 23, 2011 18:58

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Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

# ¿ May 24, 2011 19:24

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MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

# ¿ May 26, 2011 16:33

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Jerusalem posted:

Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!"

"This is not a prejudice analysis, just an example of how Jews might truly be running Hollywood."

You're a RABID anti-dentite!

# ¿ May 27, 2011 00:24

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Chicolini posted:

What do you got, a Clarkman?

That's right. High five.

# ¿ May 27, 2011 18:56

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XausF1 posted:

Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza.

Hi, Margerie? George Costanza. How are you sweetheart. Listen, could you give Mr. Tomasulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!

# ¿ May 28, 2011 00:12

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Dis son of a bitch is ICE COLD.

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

# ¿ May 29, 2011 23:06

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You, Kooger. My son tells me your company STINKS!

# ¿ Jun 1, 2011 21:57

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Have you seen the new edition to the Guggenheim?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2011 23:36

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DrBouvenstein posted:

In fact, I have some cheese at home...when I get out of work, I'm going to just bite into it like an apple!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-DMnQvQHAc

# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 18:54

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Eh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 18:21

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You had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

# ¿ Jul 10, 2011 19:55

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Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2011 18:49

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Ash1138 posted:

Nice game, pretty boy!

So I yell out, "I'M HIT!"

# ¿ Jul 18, 2011 16:34

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Coffee And Pie posted:

Dad thinks George is gay.

He liked you though. Said you reminded him of someone he knew in Korea.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2011 20:59

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Rusty Shackelford posted:

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!

# ¿ Jul 24, 2011 04:17

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Chexoid posted:

Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it! There was a guy at the Yankees, had no arms! He made more than me, got more work done, had a wife and family, drove a better car than i did!

He drove a car?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2011 01:57

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Relayer posted:

I love how as selfish as George is, he has no problem helping his friend get sex as long as he gets to be in on the planning. Like in "the switch" and also that one where he and Jerry are acting as a team to make Jerry seem capable of dating that woman.

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2011 03:29

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We're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffleboard court!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfaO3A-m13Q

# ¿ Aug 4, 2011 05:24

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Elaine, I have a question. Is the item still... with you?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2011 17:56

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safety dan posted:

This exactly. I once had the occasion to say that very quote. I was so excited, until everyone in the room stared at me like some kind of idot. It's ok, I know the truth. They're the idiots.

Well I had sex with your wife!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2011 18:14

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I can't spare a square.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2011 01:23

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fenix down posted:

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

HEL-LO!

la la laaaaaaaa

# ¿ Aug 9, 2011 02:36

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Rusty Shackelford posted:

Another babka?

I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 19:56

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:55

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Macaluso posted:

I think I'm gonna throw up

Hey, what about your vomit streak?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2011 02:42

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