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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace

LividLiquid posted:

It reminded me a lot of the "POPPY PEED ON MY SOFA!" accidental water flying through the air, landing in Jerry's mouth, then spit at Kramer, holy-poo poo-that-was-awesome-please-don't-let-me-break-character-and-ruin-it moment.

Wait...what?

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace

LAWLandMine posted:

You now realize that I
didn't type any of that out
and copy and pasted it directly
from a Seinfeld quote website
so your joke and unnecessary
correction of how it posted
is misguided. Thanks for
wasting your time on that
post.

Your avatar is just perfect for you.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace

Athanatos posted:

His reaction to her insulting his answering machine message is just as good.




Tamale!

Palmtree Panic fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Aug 9, 2010

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
She's foaming at the mouth!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
What the gently caress is up with Farfel's bark? It sounds like a demonic dog or something.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
George: What's the deal with those guys down in the pit?

Jerry: They're musicians. That's not a joke.

George: It's a funny observation.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
We don't have big bowls.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Poor Lily

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Now that's a complaint.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
You want to know if your Grandma was bossomy?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
EVERYONE OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
How 'bout takin your top off.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I had 103 temperature when I bought that sweater. I was so dizzy, I was seeing red dots everywhere.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Poppie peed on my sofa!!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
drat it, Elaine. That wasn't Zach. That was the yam-yam.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I know you're there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Doctor, is the squirrel going to live?

There's been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly,

difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Oh I gotta get on that internet, I’m late on everything!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Here's to feeling good all the time.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
What have you done to my little cable boy?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Snapple?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
You look like you're gonna swing in on a chandelier!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
You know, you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over.

Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I don't see a white boy. I see a drat fool!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
It goes well with that bump in your nose.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Is that your orthopedic back pillow?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
A sitcom? How can you write that crap? Carol, this guy's writing a sitcom.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
A lot more responsibility. Long, long hours.

Not much more money.

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
You're Batman.

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