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LividLiquid posted:It reminded me a lot of the "POPPY PEED ON MY SOFA!" accidental water flying through the air, landing in Jerry's mouth, then spit at Kramer, holy-poo poo-that-was-awesome-please-don't-let-me-break-character-and-ruin-it moment. Wait...what?
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2010 07:44 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:28 |
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LAWLandMine posted:You now realize that I Your avatar is just perfect for you.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2010 00:07 |
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Athanatos posted:His reaction to her insulting his answering machine message is just as good. Tamale! Palmtree Panic fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Aug 9, 2010 |
# ¿ Aug 9, 2010 00:03 |
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She's foaming at the mouth!
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2010 05:23 |
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What the gently caress is up with Farfel's bark? It sounds like a demonic dog or something.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2010 07:01 |
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George: What's the deal with those guys down in the pit? Jerry: They're musicians. That's not a joke. George: It's a funny observation.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2011 08:58 |
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We don't have big bowls.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2011 01:28 |
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Poor Lily
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2011 21:21 |
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Now that's a complaint.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 02:50 |
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There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2022 18:37 |
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You want to know if your Grandma was bossomy?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 15:01 |
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Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 18:49 |
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EVERYONE OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 00:26 |
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How 'bout takin your top off.
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# ¿ May 12, 2022 22:23 |
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I had 103 temperature when I bought that sweater. I was so dizzy, I was seeing red dots everywhere.
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 20:40 |
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I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party.
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 21:53 |
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It's not a lie, if you believe it.
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# ¿ May 17, 2022 19:36 |
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It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven
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# ¿ May 19, 2022 18:45 |
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Poppie peed on my sofa!!
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# ¿ May 20, 2022 16:38 |
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drat it, Elaine. That wasn't Zach. That was the yam-yam.
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# ¿ May 20, 2022 17:24 |
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I know you're there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing!
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# ¿ May 22, 2022 00:58 |
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Doctor, is the squirrel going to live? There's been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.
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# ¿ May 23, 2022 21:38 |
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Well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.
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# ¿ May 24, 2022 03:49 |
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Oh I gotta get on that internet, I’m late on everything!
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 00:13 |
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I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy.
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 22:32 |
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Here's to feeling good all the time.
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 23:18 |
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What have you done to my little cable boy?
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 23:41 |
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Snapple?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 16:13 |
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Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 17:28 |
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You look like you're gonna swing in on a chandelier!
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 02:58 |
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You know, you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 23:00 |
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What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 23:13 |
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I don't see a white boy. I see a drat fool!
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 16:50 |
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I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 22:36 |
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It goes well with that bump in your nose.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 03:49 |
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Is that your orthopedic back pillow?
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 16:08 |
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As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 00:49 |
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A sitcom? How can you write that crap? Carol, this guy's writing a sitcom.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 05:04 |
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A lot more responsibility. Long, long hours. Not much more money.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 17:15 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:28 |
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You're Batman.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 19:11 |