KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I love this show so loving much. I used to watch at least 3 episodes a day from my DVDs all the time. I still watch repeats every day and I never get tired of them.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Apr 23, 2010

# ¿ Apr 23, 2010 16:16

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:56

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I Choose not to run!

# ¿ Apr 23, 2010 16:41

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

safety dan posted:

Mr. Thomasoulo likes to play dirty. Well, there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.
(Mr. Thomasoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped)

They've downgraded me to some sort of bunker. It's like Hitler's last days here.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2010 21:05

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

K-UGER K-UGER

# ¿ Apr 26, 2010 22:40

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

safety dan posted:

This guy doesn't make it sound very funny, but trust me, it was.

Also, Kramer was not knowledgeable about drugs in general, as exposed in "The Sniffing Accountant", and was clearly bothered by the idea of the accountant using drugs at all, even giving Jerry advice about the lifestyle of drug users (they live in the bathroom!) but I guess he could have smoked pot. It would explain kind of a lot. I personally think he didn't though.

\/\/\/ Yeah, that's what Kramer thinks drug users are really like. He doesn't do drugs, he's just Kramer. But that's an outtake. Kramer doesn't burp in the real version.

Here's to feeling good all the time. :cheers:

# ¿ Apr 27, 2010 04:39

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Furnace posted:

George rules.

BIG COAT BIG COAT

# ¿ Apr 27, 2010 16:29

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

One of my many many favorite moments has to be when George and Kramer get double parked by Saddam Hussein.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2010 21:03

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Barnum posted:

Oh poo poo. The finale is on TBS right now.

To be fair to the gang, tons of the stuff they did that ruined so many lives was accidental. :shobon:

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 00:36

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Puddy's line in the finale is awesome.

"Puddy...don't wait for me"

"Alright"

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 00:54

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

One of my favorite episodes is on right now on my Fox affiliate.

JIMMY DOWN

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 04:41

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Your Proud Pal posted:

Because they also used real movies sometimes (The English Patient, Schindler's List, Plan 8 from outer space, Home Alone (the old man got to me too, George) Breakfast at Tiffany's, I sometimes would scour Blockbuster for a copy of Checkmate or Chunnel.

I love the completely random cheery music playing when George watches Home Alone. The Public Domain rules.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 05:20

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Shatter Map posted:

I love how apparently when Uncle Leo signs forms he signs them "Uncle Leo".

This case is closed pending further evidence.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 17:04

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I remember 4-5 years ago on TBS they would run commercials for their Seinfeld reruns and the tagline was something like "Every episode is your favorite."

It really is loving true.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 19:24

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Watching TBS now. Seeing Kramer quickly leave the room when Jerry finds out that George broke up with his tax agent girlfriend after Jerry talks about how he would kill Kramer due to his audit without her is incredible.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2010 00:10

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Tiny Fistpump posted:

"There she is...Miss Amer-"
"Oh shut the *car horn* up"

Poise! POISE!

# ¿ Apr 29, 2010 01:12

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

got dat wmd posted:

The Sein dvds are by far the best television dvds ever. 2/3s of the episodes have short Inside Look interviews about their origins and experiences filming them with members of the cast including the writers and director too. It's particularly fascinating about how they did The Subway.

But yeah, there's the Notes About Nothing for EVERY episode. Buying the big black box set is SO worth it.

The best bonus features on the Seinfeld DVDs are the Sein-imations. Bar none

# ¿ Apr 29, 2010 04:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

got dat wmd posted:

Richards gets seriously pissed off at Julia flubbing lines and laughing in some of the outtakes and frequently opted to not go out with the cast. At first glance he just seems like an rear end in a top hat but he really, really takes the Kramer character seriously.

It's actually a real shame his career couldn't really go anywhere and the comedy club incident was unbelievably tragic, but poking fun at it in 7x10 of Curb really redeemed it.

"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye..."
"No, there's less."

The laugh factory incident broke my heart :smith:

# ¿ Apr 29, 2010 18:38

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Does anyone else have their supply of everyday balloons? :3:

# ¿ Apr 30, 2010 22:37

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Oh my god, George hiring the black exterminator to be his friend to try and convince Mr. Morgan he's not racist is so low.

# ¿ May 1, 2010 04:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The poppy/Kramer "pizza" debate is so funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOG3rD5CrQ

# ¿ May 2, 2010 00:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hey, you think if I jumped off that balcony I'd get hurt?

# ¿ May 2, 2010 03:47

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

What the $%&^ are you doing you little piece of @%$#!

Frankly, Jerry was well within his rights to yell at that kid. He was loving with his drat tape like a moron.

# ¿ May 2, 2010 22:48

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

IS THIS SEINFELD'S VAN? SEINFELD'S VAN SEINFELD'S VAN

# ¿ May 10, 2010 01:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Could anyone remind me what context and episode George's line of "they were beep-bopping and scattin all over the place!" was in?

# ¿ May 10, 2010 17:05

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Cromulent posted:

I know he's said it a few times, but I think the first one is from "The Apology." George is referring to Stanky Hanky's refusal to apologize for the sweater/stretched neck hole comment and his further insults.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eaUXkicnXQ

I feel like he also says it in the Pureto Rican Day episode, about the laser-pointer guy, but it's been a while since I've seen that one.

That's freaky, I just started watching that very episode on DVD.

# ¿ May 10, 2010 17:17

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Do old arcade machines really lose their high score records when they lose power? I can't imagine that they do but Seinfeld would never lie to me.

# ¿ May 11, 2010 02:57

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

hall n oates mom posted:

That's generally true for older machines, but the truly unbelievable part of that scenario is that Mario's pizza would experience completely uninterrupted power for over 12 years.

That's the issue I always had with it myself.

# ¿ May 11, 2010 04:37

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

que sera sera posted:

Oh god yes. I love Elaine's reaction especially, Julia really is a fantastic physical comedian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb5CAutu6wA

Kid totally had it coming too.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2010 22:13

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

You think you're better than us!?!?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2010 02:45

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

User-Friendly posted:

It's depressing how the daily 7:00 Seinfeld reruns have been replaced by the god-awful "Kilborn File". I don't think I've ever rooted against a show as much as I do against that one.

gently caress Fox so much.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2010 06:10

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I'm watching The Visa and I can never stop cracking up at Kramer's story about what happened at his fantasy baseball camp. Where he had to intimidate on the mound and plunk the batter and he ended up punching Mickey Mantle.

"I looked down and WHOAH man it's Mickey!"

"Mickey Mickey what have you done to Mickey you killed Mickey!"

# ¿ Jul 14, 2010 06:26

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

AHAH one of my most favorite lines in the series is in The Airport when Jerry and Elaine are in the airplane. Elane is going through coach hell desperately trying to get a meal while Jerry is being pampered in first class.

"More anything?"
"More everything!"

# ¿ Jul 14, 2010 21:26

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Who are all the friends Kramer had that were never actually seen on screen? Bob Saccamano, Lomez and who else?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2010 01:18

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

wa27 posted:

"Maybe... he was so upset from the penalty stroke that he KILLED the dry cleaner!"

I can make gifs again if anyone has any requests.

Do one of Jerry smoking the cigar as Elaine counts the money.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 01:32

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Do one of George crying to Susan, begging for a postponement.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2011 04:22

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

von Braun posted:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/obit/2011-02-16-len-lesser-uncle-leo-dies_N.htm

God drat, this is terrible news.

That cancer was an anti-semite. :smith:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2011 03:20

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I have the Newman line "that's good stuff" stuck in my head and I can't remember the full context of it. Can someone help?

# ¿ Jan 10, 2012 08:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Thanks!

# ¿ Jan 10, 2012 08:53

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:56

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 03:40

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