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If you can't remember which episode a certain line is from and want to look like some kind of Svenjolly, Seinfeld Scripts really comes in handy. How do you people date girls that don't know Seinfeld? Your girlfriends should have their own schools. My favorite Elaine moment is when she tells the Priest that she and Puddy are just "havin' a good time."
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penis sandwich posted:One of my favorite scenes is when Puddy is just sitting in Elaine's apartment staring off into the middle distance, and the phone rings and it's Kramer. "This is Frank Co-stanza. You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!" Then he just hangs up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSHEt1dROZY
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Apr 27, 2010 03:07
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:I had that jacket back in the early nineties. Loved the hell out of it. Pretty sure it was an Eddie Bauer. Ooh, cashmere?
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Apr 27, 2010 10:33
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DJ from Roseanne is in "The Apology" as a kid bothering Jason (James Spader) at Baskin Robins. Edit: Worlds collide!
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Jun 24, 2010 11:08
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The Pain And The Yearning. An old woman experiences pain and yearning.
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Jul 18, 2010 17:16
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 Click here for the full 720x540 image.  Click here for the full 720x540 image. Man, sometimes the "Notes About Nothing" really phone it in.
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Aug 1, 2010 08:21
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I went in with a pretty woman? You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan?
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Aug 4, 2010 15:28
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And you're gonna need it. 
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Aug 13, 2010 05:32
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The Walrus posted:"Hey there, it's George.. Remember me? The guy who didn't come up for coffee?" Another way Mark Corrigan is the British George Costanza (cursing and epic amount of embarrassment in clip): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpDRdXUIKLI And, uh:  
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Sep 10, 2010 05:50
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That's what's so vexing.
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Nov 6, 2010 09:04
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 Maybe Kramer wasn't joking, you guys.
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Dec 19, 2010 10:56
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Who called Kramer to tell him the strike was over at H&H, anyway?
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Dec 24, 2010 19:20
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Do you want to be able to get it out?
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Dec 29, 2010 13:09
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You know, one of these days, something terrible is gonna to happen to you. It has to!
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Feb 1, 2011 03:56
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Puddy staring and just blinking.
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Feb 2, 2011 17:01
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...so if you like to tell jokes, and love to make people laugh, stand-up comedy may be the career for you.
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Feb 26, 2011 17:04
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The Infamous Shane posted:Of course. This makes me laugh every single time. And Elaine's "I don't know no Portuguese."
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Feb 28, 2011 08:23
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quote:Jerry: To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.
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Mar 1, 2011 03:05
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Just recently, I cut out fructose.
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Mar 30, 2011 12:41
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Alhazred posted:That's the episode where Elaine dreams that she's in bed with George, Jerry and Kramer isn't it? I like how it's implied that the only reason Elaine hangs out with them is because she hates her other friends slightly more than she hates Jerry and co. Oh, you're getting together with some of your jackass friends?
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Apr 1, 2011 01:06
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Wouldn't it be great if Karl Farbman designed those shoes?
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Apr 7, 2011 06:37
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The Butter Shave, obviously. (Don't order the vegetable lasagna!)
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Apr 17, 2011 08:19
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I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.
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Apr 20, 2011 06:40
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Better than a gang named after Artemis N Falkmore.
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Apr 30, 2011 07:21
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It's like Endora's Box.
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May 4, 2011 13:33
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Well, Vincent is an art-house goon.
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May 7, 2011 01:47
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Wow. I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.
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May 12, 2011 11:59
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 What do you got, a Clarkman?
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May 27, 2011 18:34
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Ehud posted:The stock swap. Let's swap some stocks! You can check porn, and stock quotes.
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May 29, 2011 06:55
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Jerry was the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never seen.
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Jun 12, 2011 06:34
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As far as Elaine's less-than-serious boyfriends, Brett was really dreamy. He even knows Karl Farbman.
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Jun 13, 2011 05:35
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XausF1 posted:Been waiting all month for this... Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?
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Jun 21, 2011 12:17
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I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
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Jul 10, 2011 03:16
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Oh, this innocent looking shirt has something which isn't innocent at all. Touchability! Heavy, silky Italian cotton, with a fine almost terrycloth like feeling. Five button placket, relaxed fit, innocence and mayhem at once.
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Jul 16, 2011 11:34
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In honor of this week's Curb: After every sip?!
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Jul 26, 2011 02:32
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He never heard of corduroy!
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Aug 1, 2011 06:49
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In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?
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Aug 13, 2011 13:01
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Capt. Sticl posted:He's thin, single, neat. I went in with a pretty woman? You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan?
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Sep 8, 2011 10:28
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Commando 450? Nah, I don't sell that. It's only used in the circus. For elephants.
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Sep 11, 2011 13:48
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I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.
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