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I'm depressed. I got this new shirt, the button fell off. Once the button falls off, that's it. I'll never fix it.
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You've got to get me over that mountain!
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Oct 15, 2011 02:47
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"Frog" is wrong.
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Oct 26, 2011 08:40
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On one hand, he's smart with rockets. On the other, he's dumb with parking.
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Nov 8, 2011 07:07
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I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream.
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Nov 12, 2011 17:14
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You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
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Nov 29, 2011 09:37
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How many people you lose on a normal cruise, 30, 40?
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Dec 11, 2011 16:28
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Newman's apartment is almost as weird as Kramer's. 
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Dec 13, 2011 09:47
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Did Kramer write Astonishing Tales of the Sea and Astounding Bear Attacks, or he just has them?
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Dec 18, 2011 09:36
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I told them, "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her."
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Dec 24, 2011 07:10
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How about that guy writing a check for $19.45?
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Jan 9, 2012 16:27
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What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend? Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?
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Jan 17, 2012 13:50
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Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.
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Jan 31, 2012 05:26
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Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. Right?
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Feb 1, 2012 08:40
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Riptor posted:Tell me why Kramer sublet his apartment from Paul Reiser's character on Mad About You. And yet Jerry Seinfeld, the celebrity, was on the show a few years later.
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Feb 9, 2012 02:24
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Let me give you a word of advice. O.K.? I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear anymore of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, O.K.?
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Feb 22, 2012 10:41
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The Human Cow posted:I hate her like poison. You stick up for that sofa like I'm criticizing a person.
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Feb 26, 2012 07:59
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If she'd just take a plane somewhere.
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Mar 9, 2012 14:47
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jojoinnit posted:Hello, Fargus. Whatever you say, Crowell.
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Apr 11, 2012 11:38
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I'm bored. She's boring, I'm boring. We're both boring.
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May 3, 2012 10:25
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Macaluso posted:Yes! Yes! That stupid idiot! He left her for Kimberly! He slept with her sister, he tricked her into giving him half her business! And then she goes and sleeps with him again?! I mean she's crazy! How could she do something like that?! I mean that Jane! Did any of this actually happen on Melrose Place?
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May 13, 2012 10:48
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two: "They made it work" or "I just want you to know I'm here for you." Or the "aah!" after taking a drink.
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Jun 14, 2012 14:18
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I got rejected by a bald woman.
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Jun 19, 2012 12:44
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You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy.
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Jul 8, 2012 06:32
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Does anyone know what these EWR things are on their refrigerators? Google tells me that it's the Newark airport code, but I'm at a loss as to what these papers are for. 
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Jul 12, 2012 09:04
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I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and Pepsi.
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Jul 15, 2012 07:08
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How come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack? Why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.
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Jul 23, 2012 06:33
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It was very uncharacteristic of George to co-date Jerry's high maintenance girlfriend in the Summer of George. What's he getting out of it?
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Jul 27, 2012 09:08
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safety dan posted:Oh, well a mantel's a whole different story. If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.
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Aug 3, 2012 02:51
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But he's just so good looking.
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Aug 8, 2012 10:00
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I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
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Aug 16, 2012 06:54
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Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. There was a guy that worked at the Yankees - no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did.
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Aug 23, 2012 13:49
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K. Farb posted:I really wish that mass dump of pixelated avatars had a Farbman in there because I could use a new avatar. I couldn't even find a decent picture of him online last time I tried. This is probably too late, but nothing's working out for me lately. 
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Aug 29, 2012 06:34
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Seinfelt is a weird drat Tumblr. I don't know how they do it so consistently.
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Oct 4, 2012 15:01
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I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president.
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Oct 16, 2012 13:33
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Can you keep an eye on the aquarium and make sure nobody taps on the glass?
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Oct 26, 2012 14:55
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"Seinfeld" has made $2.7 billion since its series finale in 1998 Am I crazy or is that a lot of money?
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Nov 2, 2012 09:00
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Camping.. Intense! posted:I have always loved Seinfeld and recently decided to give all the episodes another watch right from the start and i like the later seasons (7,8,9) more, although my favorite episode is season 6 "The Jimmy" Kramer as a mentally challenged person is possibly the greatest TV moment ever. Well, Jimmy's very unusual.
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Nov 6, 2012 15:56
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"I long for you"?
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Criminal Minded posted:david puddy, screenshot request:  I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice. edit: Does anyone know which episode Elaine cracks open a Budweiser in Jerry's apartment? It's been driving me crazy. Chicolini fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Nov 9, 2012 |
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