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Apr 22, 2010 20:53
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AKA Driver posted:
You should ask the jacket, obviously.
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Apr 23, 2010 08:15
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Cheeseball IV posted:Why is there a bucket on his head? Because we're blind to their Tyranny!
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Apr 23, 2010 17:05
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Evil Agita posted:Has Michael Richards done anything besides curb since his outburst? "I'm so angry I could shove this hat up your rear end!" Now that's meta!
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Apr 24, 2010 02:58
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haljordan posted:Haha but first he tries to take Mrs. Seinfeld's purse and fails miserably. I just love Morty at the end after George and Helen are fighting, happy as a clam "Bye, George!"
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Apr 24, 2010 16:08
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I'm loving how much The Dealership is getting brought up. The short name thing is priceless, as well as this exchange after George can't get the candy bar from the machine due to bad dollar bill: Jerry:Alright, can I have my dollar back? George:It's wrinkled..it's worthless *puts in pocket*
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Apr 26, 2010 00:35
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This is my new favourite thread.
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Stare-Out posted:According to the "Inside Looks" on the Seinfeld DVD's, that's one of three Buddy Rich lines in the show, lifted from bootleg tapes of Rich's rants that Seinfeld and David are fans of. The other two are "This guy... this is not my kind of guy." from "The Understudy" and "Then we'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance." from "The Butter Shave" I think. Oh god, the Buddy Rich tapes. Anyone that hasn't, look them up. Comedy gold Jerry! Great drummer, but what a lunatic.
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Apr 27, 2010 06:36
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One that I've seen work, not from Seinfeld but from Curb is Larry's: "I'm not a cool guy, but I'd love to waste your time for a couple of hours"
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Apr 28, 2010 04:22
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Postmaster General posted:EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!! "What is he doing in the chunnel?!"
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Apr 28, 2010 05:39
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ChickenMedium posted:He is also apparently a terrible party DJ, despite his protestations that he could really "get jiggy with it" and "turn that mother out." "don't tap the glass"
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Apr 28, 2010 19:25
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hall n oates mom posted:It didn't bother me at all. A lot of people bought into the ridiculous media frenzy (this was when tmz was still fledgling) and misconstrued the entire incident as a premeditated tirade against an entire race. In fact, he was going off on one guy and his friend who wouldn't shut their loud talking up during his comedy set. The serious approach he takes with performance not surprisingly lead to some intensely focused rage, but he was merely going off on that one guy as hard as he could. I have to say I agree with you. He definitely handled it the wrong way but I never once thought of him as a racist for doing it, I just saw him as someone who loving hates to be heckled. Speaking of heckled: "Boo! Hiss!" Can't find a clip of it, but Kramer's girlfriend heckling Jerry in "The Fire". Gold.
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Apr 29, 2010 22:28
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:"What do you have in that briefcase?" Quoting for favourite line-ness
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Jun 2, 2010 07:02
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Stuntman Mike posted:Youuuuuu GOT IIIIIIIT! Concentric circles. It's like parking.
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Jul 7, 2010 21:02
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Enjoy...Blame it on the Rain?
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Jul 19, 2010 19:40
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She's on a fixed income!
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Aug 2, 2010 00:18
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sportsgenius86 posted:And you....how many Twix does that make for you? That's like EIGHT TWIX. (mouth full)..no.
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Aug 4, 2010 19:35
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Kevyn posted:Everyone always talks about how funny George's parents are, but I think Morty and Helen are the funnier set of parents. PLUM!
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Sep 10, 2010 09:03
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Metajo Cum Dumpster posted:Jerry! It's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here and George is dead. Call me back. It's on every page and I don't mind.
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Sep 13, 2010 04:40
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Mystic_Squid posted:I have a friend who prefers the Friends finale over the Seinfeld one because "they all got happy" at the end. This put a dent in our friendship, because Friends is utter trash, especially so when compared to Seinfeld. I told myself long ago that I couldn't be a friend of anybody that doesn't like Seinfeld. Is it silly? Probably? Juvenile? Maybe. Nonsense? Quite possibly. But I still stand by it every day, because those guys...those are not my kinda guys.
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Nov 15, 2010 05:32
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Capt. Sticl posted:Somethin's Missin'! Somethins missin' alright
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Nov 29, 2010 03:38
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DrBouvenstein posted:Why would anyone buy an umbrella? Restaurants have them for free in that little can by the door. This was the only suitable reply.
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Dec 9, 2010 15:26
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clockworx posted:USPS just knocked on my door to drop off a package. A second after closing the door, I just realized I missed the perfect opportunity. Are you refusing delivery?
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Dec 19, 2010 20:07
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pepperoniroller posted:Unless there's a frozen donkey wheel in Monks, they couldnt know! These fish biscuits are makin' me thirsty!
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LesterGroans posted:"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" You can't be out there! Because I'm out there, and if I see you out there, theres not enough voltage in the universe to electroshock me back into coherence!
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Of course. Absolute Zero!
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