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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Martytoof posted:

The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?

Now that's a complaint.

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Basilson posted:

As everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame.



Awwwwwww!!

I love Newman's little squawk at the end of that.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

seregrail7 posted:

This is one of my favourite ever George scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM&feature=related

Just his reaction to it as it plays is great.

The shrugging with the "Where could I be?" when it plays the second time is golden.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Jerusalem posted:

Is that the one where his Boss happily turns to a colleague and says,"He's my protege!" afterwards?

Yep.

Palmtree Panic posted:

Tomali!

Tamale :eng101:

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Martytoof posted:

"HAAHAHAHAHA"



What's that computer or whatever in the background?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

safety dan posted:

Some anniversary apple thing. It did not go over well. Google "TAM" I think.

Found it, thanks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twentieth_Anniversary_Macintosh

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Well, I find this all capricious and arbitrary.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Hipster_Doofus posted:

Ohhhhh yeah

The behind-the-scenes video about this, in case anyone's interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9T7En0N2bg

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

HateTheInternet posted:

The Kramer looks more like Zach Braff or something, though

Weirdly enough, the Kramer portrait looks like David Duchovny (with Kramer's hair, though).

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

The Human Fund: Money for PeopleTM.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

^^^^^ He looks like a frog.

octothorpopus posted:

I heard that a phrase they commonly used during production was "No learning, no hugging." or something like that.

Kramer: Well, the important thing is that you learned something.
Jerry: No, I didn't.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

ChickenMedium posted:

It's like I'm playing a CD-ROM Seinfeld game from 1993.

Kramer slides into the apartment. He greets you with a "Hey, buddy."

But you are not too happy that he's heading into your fridge to take a glass of milk. What do you do?

-> Exclaim, "Hey, that's my milk!" and take the glass away from Kramer.
-> Sarcastically reply with, "Please, help yourself," knowing that it will never sink in.
-> Point out to him that the milk is, in fact, tomato juice, and that Kramer's vision is impaired due to the glaringly red Kenny Rogers' Roasters sign.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

William Pahllace posted:

I saw Seinfeld Clue yesterday in an antique bookstore and was tempted to get it but it was like $40.

Oh well...

How's the Monopoly?!

You know what Monopoly is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple. Monopoly is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Monopoly.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

JethroMcB posted:

Sounds like one of those old-time car horns!

Kay-OOGER! Kay-OOGER!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Tiny Fistpump posted:

Everything evens out for Jerry

Even. Steven.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Personally I always had this hilarious and disgusting image of "the move" consisting in the man spinning around like a corkscrew or a top while inside the woman. Arms extended to the sides and going "wheeeee!", of course.

You're not the only one.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Flobbster posted:

This Monday, a huge tragedy befell southwest Virginia.

My local MyNetworkTV subchannel used to air an hour of Seinfeld from 6-7 every weekday evening. But I turned on the TV a few days ago and how did they decide to ring in the new fall season? By replacing it with an hour of Tyler Perry's House of Payne :gonk:

Despite my custom title, that's like replacing filet mignon with a steaming pile of shallow and predictable feces.

9/13/2010 NEVER FORGET :911:

Iron Crowned posted:

I had something similar happen to me.

My network shook up the lineup here. My second episode doesn't come on until 1:30am now. It was replaced with Curb Your Enthusiasim, while it does have Larry David in it, I'm honestly not impressed.

King of the Hill also got replaced with Family Guy, while they're still airing an hour of 2.5 Men and Everybody Loves Raymond.

Honestly Seinfeld and KoTH are the only two things that got moved/replaced. :(

Kevyn posted:

I'm noticing a trend where Family Guy is becoming the new show that you can watch ten episodes a day on different channels. I don't hate Family Guy like most people here, but I don't want it replacing my Seinfeld reruns either.

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

DarkCompanion posted:

Season's 8 and 9 are the best, the earlier you go back in the show the more George becomes like Woody Allen, it just isn't as good.

Fun fact: when Jason Alexander hosted SNL, there was a sketch about a Woody Allen fan club, with him as president.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

HateTheInternet posted:

Yeah, late-series angry George better than the early years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkQ9uyOow5g

"I'M LOSIN' IT!"

"THIS BREAD HAS NUTS IN IT!"

He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'M LOSING IT!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Lord Hydronium posted:

But I thought Kramer was Batman!

Nope.

He's Kramer.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Dr_Amazing posted:

I've been teaching English to elementary school kids in Japan. I always start off the class with a big "Heeeellloooo." I only just realized that I've been doing the voice.

Now they're doing it too.

A friend of mine taught English in Spain last year, and boasted on Facebook that she got her entire class to say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Iron Crowned posted:

My fox shows the HD episodes, but they're shrunk to fit a SD TV :confused:

They also do that with the Office and any other comedies that are in HD. It makes no sense to me.

The Office and other shows like that were recorded in 16:9, and a lot of people these days are preferring the original aspect ratio, instead of the cropped 4:3.

Seinfeld, however, was shot for 4:3. It's just that they happened to frame it using a smaller frame than the actual film, so they can expand it.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Iron Crowned posted:

Oh I prefer the original aspect ratio too, but why scale it down to fit into 4:3?

I'm not sure what an alternative would be. Most SD channels broadcast at 4:3, so you have to letterbox it or pan & scan it.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Spoonerism posted:

George is reading his mother's Glamour magazine... again

"Glamour"?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Crimsonjewfro posted:

He's a fancy boy! Want me, love me! Shower me with kisses!

Muah muah muah!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Bobfromsales posted:

Alarm Clocks.

Why separate knob? WHY SEPARATE KNOB?!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

The Walrus posted:

You're thinking of the corner of first and first.

Wait, Famous Original Ray's?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

ChairMaster posted:

The noise Newman makes here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7IPnPTF7fA#t=5m15s

will never not make me laugh.

The best part of that sound is that they used it in the Castle Rock company credit at the end of that episode. Instead of the final chord, they used that quack.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

My dad went to Costco the other day, and brought back the coupons. If any Canadian Costco-going Seinfeld fans are interested, they are selling the complete DVD set for $99. AND if you get the coupon before Dec. 5, there's a $20 off coupon.

It's another Festivus miracle!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

lurkaccount posted:

Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.

Kay-OOGER!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Supreme Allah posted:

JERRY: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for all eternity.

I love the way he so flippantly says this while he's taking a sip of coffee.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Jerusalem posted:

...... MANZIER! :argh:

P.S - Bro is clearly the superior name.

Manssiere :eng101:

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

All of Larry David's appearances.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Your Proud Pal posted:

So due to not seeing Seinfeld when it first aired, and only having TBS to watch syndicated episodes, I'd never seen the Puerto Rican Day parade episode. Until now, at least, and by god I think it's my favorite. George feuding, Elaine making out under the bleachers, and Vandelay, Kel Varnsen, and AJ Pennypacker at his absolute best. What an episode.

H.E. Pennypacker :eng101:

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

safety dan posted:

I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years!

...neither have I.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

pyromance posted:

I still thought you could do it!

Me, too!

MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

MurraneousX posted:

The best Seinfeld gang tag would be nothing :smug:


Or maybe there'd be an accident with an uninsured driver and the judge rules he has to be the thread's gang tag until his debt is paid off..

I don't think it's so bad. People should wear gang tags. Everyone would be a lot friendlier. "Hello, Sam." "How you doing, Joe?"

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Enjoy... Blame It on the Rain.

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