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Dickeye posted:What's the episode where George tries to break up with a girl, but she won't accept it, so he "cheats" on her and stages it so he'll be caught, and neither woman will use that to justify a break-up, and he's just caught in this hell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca6MJwZ-O9o It's called "The Strongbox", I think.
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Thenipwax posted:realism You do know you're posting in the Seinfeld thread, right?
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Cuban Chowder Factory posted:But it was below the top of the can... Adjacent to refuse - is refuse!
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80k posted:This scene kills me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hox-ni8geIw I couldn't find the clip from the episode I'm thinking of, but this one will do. I think it's called "The Betrayal" - Newman pulls up in a car, chatting up some girl with him - right in the middle of telling her how "all certified mail is registered... but registered mail is not necessarily certified." Oh, and zip codes? They're meaningless.
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Jun 23, 2010 23:55
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He's jovial!
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Jun 25, 2010 15:07
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I was watching the episode last night where Steinbrenner thinks George is a communist, so he sends him to Cuba. At the end of the episode, George knocks on Castro's door - "You wanted to see me, El Presidente?"
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Jun 25, 2010 16:14
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Bozo the Clown? B-o, Z-o?
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safety dan posted:It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're strolling through a dewey meadow. "You think of your knife... the only friend who won't be dead by sunrise."
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Apr 11, 2011 19:20
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This is George.... I've got nothin'.
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Apr 21, 2011 14:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9jERprj5x0
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Apr 22, 2011 05:19
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It's a salad... only bigger... with lots of stuff in it?
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Apr 25, 2011 21:18
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Last night, I was watching The Invitations. At one point, Jerry and Elaine are talking about how life will be after George gets married and Elaine leaves Jerry and Kramer all alone. Jerry has a vision of he and Kramer in the future, about thirty years... (Daydreaming sequence set in Jerry's apt. in a probable future. Kramer pops in. They look a little older.) KRAMER: Hey!! Buddy. I thought of a great invention for driving. A periscope in a car, so you can see the traffic. JERRY: (annoyed) How you gonna drive when looking through a periscope? Besides it's not a submarine and there's no room for a periscope in a car. KRAMER: Huh! You make a higher roof. JERRY: They're not making higher roofs. KRAMER: why can't you make a higher roof. JERRY: Because it's a stupid idea. No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand It's stupid ,stupid...
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Apr 26, 2011 15:17
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BrandNew posted:Good Samaritan Law? I never heard of it. You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country's all about. That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. Your face is my case.
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Apr 27, 2011 13:56
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How about this... ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.
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May 5, 2011 14:54
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I'll tell you a secret about zip codes - They're meaningless!
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May 6, 2011 14:23
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PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!
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May 8, 2011 05:37
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I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!
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May 11, 2011 16:53
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Leyburn posted:"I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me up." This is something... I said. I said this... to her.
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May 11, 2011 22:15
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Adjacent to refuse... is refuse!
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May 13, 2011 04:13
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You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!
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May 14, 2011 05:09
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Listen to the bell, Grossbard, it tolls for thee.
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May 14, 2011 20:16
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0 edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY03ymgskNI sorry for two at once, but these are both golden, Jerry, golden! Gyshall fucked around with this message at 00:27 on May 17, 2011 |
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May 17, 2011 00:25
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I'd like to cancel my mail. Certainly! How long would you like us to hold it? I want out - permanently.
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May 23, 2011 02:24
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The Human Cow posted:I want you take the pen! Do me a personal favor! What do you think, I've never ridden in a Cadillac before!?
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May 26, 2011 16:22
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Loving Life Partner posted:I jiggled it! He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo.
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May 26, 2011 17:24
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It's... breathtaking.
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May 26, 2011 21:56
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We only wake you up for the important meetings, Costanza. Also related - I forgot Michael Richards is in Airheads. If I made movies, he would be my muse - I'd center every movie around him.
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May 27, 2011 18:13
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Look to the cookie! *Nods at the black guy*
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May 28, 2011 01:23
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You've never heard of Bozo? B, o, z, o?
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May 30, 2011 21:47
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This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped.
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Jun 14, 2011 14:23
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You decided to get a rug! Good for you, Jack!
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Jun 24, 2011 18:23
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That Edward Scissor Hands - he makea' me cry!
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Jul 6, 2011 14:29
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Mr. Cohen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalways here.
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Jul 7, 2011 21:03
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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it roundtine!
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Jul 11, 2011 01:05
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DrBouvenstein posted:BOSCO! What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically ... just ... unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
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Jul 11, 2011 14:11
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THEY WERE ALL TWIX!
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Jul 15, 2011 17:56
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Bosco!
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Jul 18, 2011 14:10
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Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own! I can prove it! Quick, Elaine, to my archives!
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Jul 19, 2011 14:34
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I'll tell you what, Timmy - you dip the way you want to dip, and I'll dip the way I want to dip.
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Significant shrinkage.
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