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WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

One of my all time favorite Seinfeld moment/concept is from the early season six episode "The Couch" when George is too lazy to read Breakfast at Tiffany's, so he decides to rent the film version instead, but it's already been rented out. So he finds out the address of the (black) family that rented it and goes to their apartment to plead his bizarre request to watch the film with them. They hesitantly comply. He makes a complete rear end of himself, etc.

Anyways, the hilarious part is that almost a whole year later, toward the end of season 6, in the episode "The Diplomat's Club", George suspects his boss thinks he's racist, so he goes around trying to make black friends so he can introduce them to his boss & impress him.

He ends up remembering the black family, and awkwardly tries to befriend the father. This of course makes him look utterly insane & creepy.

I love the fact that because George has barely interacted with any African-Americans, his desperation for his boss's approval causes him to contact a black family that he briefly interacted with almost a year ago.

George is the greatest sitcom character ever to exist.

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WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

I just remembered one of my favorite moments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7kzdnpgJ4

I love how Jerry delivers the "salty discharge" line like he's some sort of confused robot who just discovered the concept of emotions.

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

This scene, where Elaine goes into Crazy Joe Davola's apartment is really creepy. I remember watching this episode as a kid and being freaked out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uov9d-nqyFY

It's like something right out of Silence of the Lambs. The audience laughter just makes it more surreal and uncomfortable.

Something about the early seasons are already unsettling to begin with.

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

"The Strongbox" is a really great episode.

I love how George is once again eating something that's been technically contaminated, (he found it in the sewer) but still not quite garbage yet.

Jerry: *disgusted look* Where did you get that..?

George: ..I bought it.



also

"HEY KRAMER!!! I DUG FREDO UP, NOW LET'S CUT HIM OPEN!!!"

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

hey buddy.

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

I think "Vegetable Lasagna" is my favorite one-time appearance character.

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

Peterman: Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still...with you?

Elaine: Um...as far as I know.

Peterman: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Elaine: Uh, I guess I hadn't--

Peterman: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

SHUT UP YA OLD BAG



She deserved it, though. Only an idiot would refuse 50 bucks in exchange for a 6 dollar rye. :colbert:

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

To this day, it still confuses me as to why George didn't eat one of the Twixes he had gathered while putting together that entire setup. It makes no sense.

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WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

Ohhh no! I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is... the Moops.

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