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What is that?? Is that anything!? IS THAT MOTHRA?!?
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fenix down posted:From disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia! I wish I could shrink myself down into a tiny submarine, like in fantastic voyage, then I could really be sure. ...but if i DID find something it might be pretty scary... ... of course I would have that laser...
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Sep 13, 2011 01:21
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It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame. Of course, the upside of that is that every time I make a Seinfeld joke, people think I came up with it myself. It's like living with cavemen and having a zippo.
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Sep 16, 2011 18:02
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LesterGroans posted:Canada is awesome, wherever you're from is lame. Calm down pal, we're just playing a game here.
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Sep 16, 2011 19:21
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JethroMcB posted:That's freaking awesome. ....which of course lead to Billy Mumphrey's downfall.
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Sep 16, 2011 23:45
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"This is just like that episode of the Twilight zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same, but everyone else is different!" "Which one was that?" "They were all like that."
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Sep 18, 2011 23:34
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Mystic_Squid posted:So George Costanza apparently has hair now. Hey you got a rug! Good for you Jack! 
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Sep 27, 2011 02:30
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So we all know that the best Seinfeld episodes are ones with interwoven plot-lines, but which episodes do you think were the best at doing that? IMO It's "The gum". Almost everything everyone does in the episode somehow comes back to bite George in the rear end, and it's amazing.
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Oct 2, 2011 06:59
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"You think they sells fleas there, don't you?" "No..." "Yes you do, Biff."
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Oct 14, 2011 04:53
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Oh I that Michael he's just so smug. 
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Nov 5, 2011 00:29
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I can't find it on youtube, but my favourite Kramer entrance is when Jerry got those special rubber gloves for him, and he throws it behind him and Kramer catches it as he walks in. I wonder how many takes they needed.
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Nov 9, 2011 22:14
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In fact, she said looks aren't even important to her! 
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Nov 10, 2011 20:49
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WouldDesk posted:Who else owns a replica miniature puffy shirt? It is a prized possession. Came with a DVD set Seeing the original Puffy Shirt in the Smithsonian is a moment I will treasure forever. It's really not a bad looking shirt.
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Nov 12, 2011 06:30
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Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate Jerry!
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Nov 25, 2011 07:04
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pleasantlyplump posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUaMzsNKR7Q And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills would leak out, that he sent you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola?
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Nov 27, 2011 18:18
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kolby posted:Since everyone in this thread shares my taste in humor, I was hoping it might bleed over into film. Is, "The English Patient" actually any good? I've always avoided watching it based on the fact that Elaine hates it. Now I want to watch it for that same reason to see if I agree. Who was right about the movie in that episode? I actually haven't seen the movie, so I couldn't tell you wether I liked it or if it really sucked.
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Dec 7, 2011 08:16
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neoboman posted:Not to be a pedant, but I love that line: He can be pedantic, he can be pedantic!
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Dec 16, 2011 14:48
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I got greedy Jerry, I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
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Dec 18, 2011 21:26
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And what is his stance... on abortion?
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Dec 19, 2011 22:22
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I'm grotesque! I look like a troll!
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Jan 1, 2012 02:55
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"Did jane sleep with michael again?" "...... YES! That stupid idiot! He left her for Kimberly, he slept with her sister, he tricked her into giving him half her business and she goes ahead and sleeps with him again!!! I mean it's crazy who would do something like that I mean JANE she just MAKES ME SO MAD!"
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Jan 17, 2012 19:31
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 Hey, did you happen to see, the most beautiful girl, who walked out on me? Tell her I'm... sorry Tell her I need my baby oh, won't ya tell her? That I love her. OH HEY-
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Jan 22, 2012 23:21
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You're not wearing a shirt, are you?
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Jan 23, 2012 05:12
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Here! Take a few shirts!  Also: "And just when were you planning on telling me about this?" "Well obviously never." 
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Jan 25, 2012 03:49
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Criminal Minded posted:"With that girl from the bus" is such a sublime way to have Frank describe her. Haha when I first saw this quote I didn't remember it at all, but just from the way the dialogue sounds I knew it was Jerry Stiller. Amazing.
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Jan 31, 2012 06:11
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Stare-Out posted:
We never should have started this jig! It was good jig! It was terrible! It was a terrible jig!
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Feb 1, 2012 21:47
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Hows her handshake feel? Firm? Maybe a little too firm?
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Feb 4, 2012 03:45
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Relayer posted:Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny! Nah don't move the tables it uh... it makes an eight....
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Feb 9, 2012 07:35
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*Rubs face* It's a skill, just like juggling! She probably enjoys showing it off!
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Feb 12, 2012 08:19
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You gotta do it like a band-aid. One motion, right off!
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Feb 14, 2012 00:52
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Relayer posted:Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive?? Elaine, I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like the English Patient. (We're reading the english patient in my Canadian lit class and this is all I can think about.) Stop telling your stupid story about the desert and just DIE already!
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Feb 17, 2012 00:34
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All Im asking is that I get my money back, an apology, and for him to be fired
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Feb 22, 2012 00:38
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"It worked when I met George Peppard last week." "George Peppard has been dead for years." "Well whoever he was, he knew a lot about The A-Team!"
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Feb 22, 2012 20:29
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I'm worried about it! 
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Feb 22, 2012 20:46
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JAMOOOL posted:I know that the four main characters are all classic, but rewatching several episodes every week I'm struck by how good the secondary characters are - not just recurring ones like Newman, J. Peterman, Jackie Chiles, etc., but nearly every single one-episode character they ever had. I can name like 30 of these guys off the top of my head that were all classic in some way. I can't think of any other show that came even close to this. There are even classic characters that were on screen for all of ten seconds, like Saddam Hussein or the tiny old man who swam in the east river. He just sunk like a stone, didn't he!?
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Feb 22, 2012 21:58
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jojoinnit posted:I'm watching The Barber and I just noticed something, probably now that I've got really good speakers. In the scene where Mr Pensky comes in, when George is drumming on the desk with pencils? At 14.14 you can hear a girl offscreen yell "Oh no!" when the Secretary pages George to tell him Pensky is on his way. IIRC there's also a woman yelling "Oh my GOD!" when kramer reveals the golf ball in the marine biologist. Being in the live audience for Seinfeld must have been amazing.
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Feb 23, 2012 04:27
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These peas are BURSTING with country fresh flavor.
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Mar 6, 2012 18:53
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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Mar 6, 2012 21:57
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Alright but we're gonna need to storyboard this WHOLE thing! Where are my magic markers?!
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"One of these days, something terrible is going to happen to you. It has to." "Nah, I'm gonna be just fine."
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