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safety dan posted:Before Seinfeld, muffin tops weren't a thing. I could go buy a muffin top at Atlanta Bread Company right now. That's lasting impact. I'll tell you right now the ABC doesn't make them the "right" way, but I hear it's prohibitively difficult to get rid of the stumps. I'm still waiting on my pudding skin singles 
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Dr_Amazing posted:I really love the reverse of this where Jerry is trying to do the "it's me" back to her and she mistakes him for someone else. He starts talking in this hilarious voice to try to impersonate someone he's never hear speak. I die laughing every time I hear him talking like that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t26o3PWLA-o That video lead me to probably my all time favorite Seinfeld scene: Kramer recounting how he saved the pinkie toe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeooRXYmOu8&feature=related ChickenMedium fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Apr 26, 2010 |
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Tiny Fistpump posted:I love that whenever Jerry was called upon to do a job he was usually pretty good at it. He was TOO good as a postman, he was the best movie bootlegger ever, etc. He was a poo poo doorman though. He is also apparently a terrible party DJ, despite his protestations that he could really "get jiggy with it" and "turn that mother out."
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Tiny Fistpump posted:George is correct, you never go in head first You do if there's room!
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olylifter posted:That's not going to be good for business. That's not going to be good for anybody.
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safety dan posted:Maroon Golf and Jerry are friends in real life. Same with the Doorman. Yeah, there were a poo poo ton of Jerry's stand-up comic buddies that guest-starred on Seinfeld.
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May 5, 2010 23:37
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Kevyn posted:Kramer is a good man, as evidenced in this clip, probably the best Kramer moment in the whole show... That lead me to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6AzFj6TF-U&feature=related which either I never saw or just forgot, but it absolutely killed me.
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olylifter posted:Also, just when I think I'm over how screwed youtube comments are, here's this little gem just waiting for all of us below the video: I always feel like Jane Goodall reading youTube comments. It is a fascinating look into the culture and habits of sub-human primates.
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May 31, 2010 22:49
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esperantinc posted:Frank Costanza is still my favorite dad in all of TV. Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.
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Tiny Fistpump posted:YOU'RE BALD No, I'm not! I wwwwas bald.
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Jun 17, 2010 18:40
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wa27 posted:That scene was funny, but how many TV shows and movies are going to use the "Friend A feeds lines to Friend B who is talking to a girl" gag? It's Cyrano de Bergerac, so it's pretty much just a public domain comedy bit at this point.
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Jun 24, 2010 00:39
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Chicken Boo posted:Jerry! Hi! I love that they use the same montage they had for George, which I assume is a reference to some movie I've never seen.
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OldSenileGuy posted:I agree about the Kathy Griffin hatred, however "The pig says 'my wife is a slut'?" Jerry: Well what does this mean? Kramer: Well it's Frank and Estelle's reaction at hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.
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Jun 29, 2010 03:23
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spanky the dolphin posted:Whoa how come I don't recognize that part at about 2 minutes in where it looks like Jerrys apartment is getting shot up? That from the "What have you done to my cable boy!" scene where Jerry is freaking out about stealing cable. First season, I believe. edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r76k8uB3p98
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Jul 22, 2010 22:06
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DrBouvenstein posted:Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds! Is that good?
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Jul 24, 2010 20:18
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Maaaaan! We're missing the deathblow!
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Poque posted:It's a Twix. THEY'RE ALL TWIX! IT WAS A SET UP! A SET UP, I TELL YOU AND YOU'VE ALL RUINED IT! I know it's dumb but I always get a laugh at the way George pronounces ruined like "rooned"
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Tiny Fistpump posted:Is there a pinkish hue? I love how annoyed Jerry gets. "There's a hue!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16nYW1T0Wbs
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Aug 8, 2010 19:41
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It's like I'm playing a CD-ROM Seinfeld game from 1993.
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Aug 19, 2010 00:49
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Martytoof posted:I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges. His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirits.
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Aug 19, 2010 19:29
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Leyburn posted:How dare you! Newman dying laughing in the back by himself really makes that clip.
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Aug 29, 2010 21:48
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Secks posted:So when somebody has B.O., the O usually stays with the B. Once the B leaves, the O goes with it. You see? You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence! It's THE BEAST!
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Sep 1, 2010 14:01
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Metajo Cum Dumpster posted:Why do they keep dressing up Julia Louis-Dreyfus in either Mennonite raiments or mens' blazers from the 70s in the beginning seasons? She's way too cute for; Maybe I'm just a Mennonite at heart, but I kinda like that look.
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Sep 4, 2010 14:31
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Mr. Fahrenheit posted:Thats like Bob Dylan doing Seinfeld. What is the deeeeal What is the deeeeal With bein' on your own
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Sep 5, 2010 15:36
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Metajo Cum Dumpster posted:They couldn't even spring for some decent extras For anyone who was watching football over the weekend, the detective on the right is in that satellite TV commercial as a cop tazing a dude over fantasy football.
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Sep 14, 2010 15:27
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safety dan posted:It's funny because that's one of Jerry's personal favorites. Seinfeld is a huge Mets fan, so having Keith Hernandez on his show was probably a dream come true for him.
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penis sandwich posted:"Down. Town." I love George doing the hand motions for "Forget all your troubles. Forget all your cares." edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzUICBMQBNU ChickenMedium fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Oct 22, 2010 |
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Oct 22, 2010 13:51
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Your Proud Pal posted:deessssperado Oooooooh, Witch-ay woman!
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How could you not love George? He's the best. I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU FOR THREE DAYS AND NOW YOU'RE ALL SCREWING ME!
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Poque posted:I can't think of a single way that would be entertaining yet I know I'd be a day 1 subscriber. I'm picturing a conversion of The Simpsons' "My Dinner with Andre" arcade game.
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Bonzo posted:BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE! "Avast ye matey?!" What the hell does that mean?!
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DrBouvenstein posted:I think what I like best about that small scene is from that one line, you know drat near everything about that character. Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you? You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth. Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean...
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Leyburn posted:I thought we agreed on Soda!? And Beckham calls himself British? If his daughter is going to have Seven as a middle name, the least he could do is give her "Blake" as a first name.
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Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word their sayin' Just drivin' round in John Voight's car...
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jojoinnit posted:With no arms? Alright I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. He hated me anyway!
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The Human Cow posted:Hello Margery...George Costanza. How are you, sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! I'm like a weed in Hitler's bunker.
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Esquire posted:They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!! Not Skittles.
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Criminal Minded posted:"Many years ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached, for the last one they had...but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be a better way!" "That must have been some doll!" "Oh, she was."
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Then each of us would only have to be like a half-man. That sounds about right! ChickenMedium fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Dec 8, 2011 |
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The Human Cow posted:Got $200 sitting around and wear a medium? All signs point to YES!!! Checked the auction, and no one has asked any questions. So disappointing.
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