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I just watched The Rye and realized that Jerry robbing that old woman for her marble rye is one of the funniest moments in the entire series. He just literally robs her, and screams "shut up you old bag!". Then as he's running away you can see him kind of smirking, which was probably just jerry the actor not being able to keep a straight face, but it also completely makes sense that his character would be too as if to say "holy poo poo I actually just did that??".
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*George and Jerry watching TV on the couch* *anonymous scream* Jerry to George: "..It's gotta have something to do with Kramer".
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Apr 27, 2010 02:40
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Stare-Out posted:According to the "Inside Looks" on the Seinfeld DVD's, that's one of three Buddy Rich lines in the show, lifted from bootleg tapes of Rich's rants that Seinfeld and David are fans of. The other two are "This guy... this is not my kind of guy." from "The Understudy" and "Then we'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance." from "The Butter Shave" I think. I'm honestly disappointed to hear "This guy... this is not my kind of guy." is a Buddy Rich quote. I mean I love Buddy Rich, but I always thought it was some awesome moment of Jerry Stiller weirdly screwing up the line in a way that was unexpectedly more funny, and they decided to use it. Oh well....
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Apr 27, 2010 06:50
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E the Shaggy posted:"Don't you find it odd that your package was damaged in shipping when many packages rarely are?" "Pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld? Pretty... HOT??!" "...Actually I'm quite comfortable"
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Apr 27, 2010 18:53
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"Mr. Varnsen, if you like the apartment, I should tell you I've also had some interest from a wealthy industrialist." "Not Pennypacker!!" "You know him?" "I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!"
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Apr 27, 2010 19:06
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Konec Hry posted:Also the dramatic sequence with Georges father regarding his time as a cook in the Vietnam war. The dramatic music, the close up on his face. "In my mind, there's a war still going on..." Haha that entire episode is just so good.. "It's a hot night.. the mind races.. You think about your knife.. The only friend, that hasn't betrayed you. The only friend, that won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts."
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Apr 27, 2010 21:17
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I just realized the character of Susan's mother is amazing, especially when she's drunk. "Look Henry I spilled wine on me!" And a bonus Frank quote from a scene with her: "Let me understand. You've got the hen, chicken and the rooster. The rooster, goes with the chicken. So who's. havin. sex. with. the hen?"
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May 5, 2010 16:46
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Atticus Finch posted:What terrible quality, but: Hahaha, I love how when George's mother walks in on that scene neither of them do anything to try to explain it to her. They're just kind of  while she's trying to contemplate what she's witnessing.
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May 6, 2010 17:33
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Wasco Jr. posted:Haha! When the camera cuts to the side view "OK LET'S STAY CLAM HERE! DON'T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME!" Awesome Hahahah yeah that's awesome cause it's not totally clear who he's even talking to, he's just in this state of near-hysteria at all times.
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May 6, 2010 20:13
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Having just watched "The Secretary" for some reason I think it's really awesome how they use Uma Thurman as such a "focal" point of the episode, but she's not actually ever in it and you never even see her in body double form or anything. Also it has: "This.. is false... reflecting! And I think, the department of, ya know, whatever, would be very interested to know what's going on here!  "
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Jun 4, 2010 14:30
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I just laughed for like three straight minutes at Elaine's "Lookit... it's not Suse, alright? It's Susie.. my name- is SU-SIE". Her angry\manic outbursts are always so good. The whole concept of that episode is one of the best examples of the late season surreal humor.
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Jun 6, 2010 02:25
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So he's... *nods* poor.. ...I think this will burn!! 
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Jun 24, 2010 20:44
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Hahaha, The Van Buren Boys is so good. I love the whole Jerry plot with his girlfriend (Christine Taylor) and how she's just inexplicably a "loser" and all of his friends instantly recognize her as such. Meanwhile to Jerry and the audience there's absolutely nothing wrong. And then I think about it, and I really do know people like her. It also has my favorite George quote of all time: "Finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything." Relayer fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jun 24, 2010 |
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Jun 24, 2010 21:52
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So you're having sex then all of a sudden you just blurt out: "I'm giving you a raise"?? Yeah.. Just a quick sidebar here... are you in any way authorized to give raises? Not that I'm aware of..
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Jun 25, 2010 15:38
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seregrail7 posted:One of my favourite Kramer scenes is him telling Brad to leave and closing the door, then opening it a second later and saying "What you're still here?". And after they decide to restart Kramerica, they go into Kramer's apartment and close the door and immediately come back out to see what Jerry has to eat.
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Jun 25, 2010 19:52
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I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together.. how can I prove it? ...agghh, can't, damnit.
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Jun 27, 2010 03:05
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Jun 28, 2010 06:33
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Hands off Jimmy! DON'T. TOUCH. JIMMY!! One of the best "oh hey the main characters play basketball or some other thing you never see them do again" episodes.
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Jun 29, 2010 20:10
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Jingleheimer posted:I always liked this little gem. Bahahahah, I forgot about that.
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Jun 29, 2010 20:18
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Hahahah, from The Muffin Tops: *Jerry consulting Kramer after having shaved his chest* Kramer: Now you listen to me, you don't tell anybody about this- no one! You hear me?? Jerry: Mmm-hmm *George enters* Kramer to George, instantly: Hey, Jerry shaved his chest!
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Jun 30, 2010 02:02
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Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive?? Ughhh..
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Jun 30, 2010 19:55
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Yeah, I really don't think he was seriously that mad, he was smiling throughout the whole thing. I also get the impression that he's known Larry King for a long time but that's just a hunch.
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Jul 1, 2010 16:18
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Lookin' for somethin lady? The bank?? It burned! It's GONE! ...Now what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr.Fleming, he'll help you! 
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Jul 6, 2010 00:46
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George's heat of the moment excuses are the best. "I told her I was out of soda, I went out to get some and I never went back."
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Jul 8, 2010 07:06
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Commie, Commie, traitor to our country!! -A 10 year old
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Jul 9, 2010 22:20
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What are you doing to this woman?? First you ruin her relationship with the high-talker.. so she breaks up with him. Somehow picks up the pieces of her life, miraculously meets a new guy.. you bust that up. And then, just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world: he's boring.
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Jul 11, 2010 20:41
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Kramer: Little Jerry won his cockfight George: What? Kramer: Who??
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Jul 24, 2010 18:27
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"What about your cousin Henny?" "Don't you talk about Henny!!" "Frank, if aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?" "She'd never make it.."
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Aug 6, 2010 12:15
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Cage posted:oww! oww! it says twist off twist off! TWIST OFFFF! I can't believe I keep forgetting this when remembering awesome seinfeld moments. It's so inconsequential to the plot of the episode.
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Aug 8, 2010 17:04
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Mentally, we couldn't quite make the connection. It's too bad cause you gotta have the affection, which you obviously have. I think it's great that you're so open with your affection in public. But anyway, I'll seeya.
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Aug 17, 2010 15:17
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV16ECAAACM#t=2m48s Also: "Let's bury the hatchet, we smokum peace pipe!  "
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Aug 20, 2010 15:35
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"13 in the side... giddyup" "6 in the corner.. this table's mine..." *biting cigar* "You know where it's goin'." EDIT: It's 13.. but yeah uh that was a funny quote from seinfeld until I ruined it. Relayer fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Aug 21, 2010 |
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Aug 21, 2010 17:22
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I mean they did get away with a lot as far as sex goes for a 90's sitcom. There are multiple cunnilingus references throughout the series which just seems really heavy to me for some reason. Plus, off the top of my head, masturbation contest (involving a female contestant), "I've got hand" -- "And you're gonna need it to jerk off with", Elaine propositioning Jerry just to "clear her head" and then considering Kramer when Jerry refuses.. which now that I mention it is a really funny scene. "Spongeworthy".. the list goes on.
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Aug 23, 2010 07:13
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Yeah they were definitely good at it. Oh and just cause I happen to be watching The Chicken Roaster: "So what's this job of yours?" "Big investment firm, we just got the citibank account. In fact today was our first big meeting with them." "The meeting you blew off?" "Yeah ""Isn't that kind of important?" "...yeah.  "
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Aug 23, 2010 07:26
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Haha I know, I hoped somebody would notice.
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Aug 23, 2010 17:45
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George: "She is really cool, whadda you think, you think she likes me?" Jerry: "I should have gotten the eggwhite omelette.." George: "Eh, why would she like me, who am I? There's a million people to like..." Jerry: "The omelette... drat.." EDIT: Hahahah, I'm watching "The Soup" and I love how for some reason Bania isn't bothered at all by the fact that Jerry is completely miserable having dinner with him, just as long as he gets what he deems to be a "meal". Relayer fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Aug 25, 2010 |
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Aug 25, 2010 05:17
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Your father wanted a Mercedes, but I won't ride in a German car.
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Aug 26, 2010 16:50
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Estelle's got the jimmy arms You can get that in your arms? Like you wouldnt- bleev!
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Aug 27, 2010 03:48
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What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
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Aug 28, 2010 18:25
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I think I'm falling for you Jerry Seinfeld.. I think I'm falling for you... Joseph Puglia
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