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euphronius posted:Was the internet a part of any Seinfeld plot? It is kind of funny to think we used to call Moviefone to find out what was playing. Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realized, it wasn't that farfetched.
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Apr 20, 2011 03:00
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So, what do you think about that alien autopsy?
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May 7, 2011 04:32
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Puddy, [staring into space, picks up the phone]: "Puddy." Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?" Puddy: "This is Puddy." Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer." Puddy: "I know."
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May 12, 2011 03:54
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"Red Fructidor" posted:That face always loving kills me, same when he's on the airplane. It looks like he's concentrating so hard. Gotta support the team.
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May 12, 2011 18:56
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potee posted:Gonna be rough. Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's talkng to the devil by the coffee machine?
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May 13, 2011 19:48
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Poque posted:Tippy toe? I don't think so. That’s what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
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May 15, 2011 23:04
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fenix down posted:I'm asking you to turn your key. TURN YOUR KEY!!! George, I listened to your arguments, and they were rambling and flimsy. I'm not convinced. Come on, get dressed and let's get some dinner 
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May 18, 2011 19:21
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neoboman posted:Hey, and I couldn't find that stock room! These are my every day balloons!
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May 23, 2011 22:07
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potee posted:Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? Move along, Betty
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May 24, 2011 20:51
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BrandNew posted:Your views on race relations are just fascinating. Maybe he's....mixed....
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May 28, 2011 02:55
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The stock swap. Let's swap some stocks!
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May 28, 2011 19:53
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jojoinnit posted:Did the broker send you over? I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.
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May 29, 2011 14:55
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Capt. Sticl posted:Good Samaritan law?? You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country is all about. Who told you to put da cheese on?
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May 30, 2011 04:36
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jojoinnit posted:Ah, delicious to meet you. Well, I've uh, I've changed my mind. I think I'm going to build a rollercoaster instead.
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May 30, 2011 15:57
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willie_dee posted:So in the UK Sienfeld wasn't big, Friends was the one that hit it big over here instead. I just started watching it and while it took about 6 episodes to get over how it has aged a bit looks wise and with no mobile phones I think it's great! I say that as someone who doesn't like Curb Your Enthusiasim because I don't like awkward humour (the Office either). The show doesn't really work like that. It's not really one big storyline that can be "ruined" for you. It's typically just a bunch of one-off stories where call-backs and continuity are only used if it enhances how funny the episode is. The CYE reunion episodes are hilarious. You'll like them if only to see the actors all together again.
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Jun 2, 2011 13:50
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jojoinnit posted:I don't think Kramer kept Little Jerry. As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
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Jun 6, 2011 00:41
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Pierce and Pierce posted:And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken. This seems capricious and arbitrary!
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Jun 6, 2011 12:31
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Jerusalem posted:She had MAN-HANDS! It's not a...twistoff...
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Jun 15, 2011 12:40
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Bulbous Goiter posted:Again with the Edward Scissorhands. How can you have hand like scissors? Show me one person who's got hand like scissors? Hey, it's a beautiful dream. I'd love to be this man!
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Jun 23, 2011 12:56
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clockworx posted:You know, I never do this. But the shrimp? It's just that it's a little stringy. Suddenly you're a shellfish connoisseur?
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Jun 28, 2011 03:02
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You want to hear more? The master bedroom opens into the solarium...
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Jul 13, 2011 00:52
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I'm not gay...
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Jul 14, 2011 04:04
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If you want the legroom say you want the legroom - DON'T BLAME THE MECHANISM!!!
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Jul 15, 2011 13:05
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Finder's fee? It was on the lot! yeah that's right
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Jul 15, 2011 15:18
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They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial! Not Skittles 
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Jul 15, 2011 18:40
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neoboman posted:Kramer, I think you're more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship. Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there! All right, next story..
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Jul 15, 2011 21:16
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Jerry Seinfeld is on twitter: @SeinTime I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything!
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Jul 15, 2011 23:05
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Jerry, Joe Davola. *Pbt.* *Pbt.* *Pbt.* I have a hair on my tongue...I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? 'Course you do, you put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm going to put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again
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Jul 18, 2011 02:28
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So get this. I get down there, and right away, I see the drain is clogged. I mean it's obvious. Can you believe it?
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Jul 18, 2011 15:37
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You don't eat Oreos? The way you break them open... You're practically having sex with them!
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Jul 18, 2011 22:07
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thepokey posted:The Pig says ... 'my wife is a slut'?? Now that's a complaint!
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Jul 19, 2011 12:46
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T. Finn posted:"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!" Man's best friend...Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone.
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Jul 19, 2011 23:14
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Did you tell him the pachyderm story?
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Aug 1, 2011 04:29
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Why do I buy tan pants, Donna?
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Aug 1, 2011 12:12
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The Human Cow posted:You work out with weights? You should! Jerry: Why?  Banya:  > 
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Aug 8, 2011 17:46
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I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here 
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Aug 9, 2011 16:36
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The Human Cow posted:Fargus! It's Feldman........ ....from across the hall
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Aug 9, 2011 17:03
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These are sweatshop eggs! I love his exit after this line.
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That van is a'rockin!
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