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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews. I can't get over how well Debra Messing delivers that or how hard that punchline hits (For multiple storylines!) That's one of the best endings to a Seinfeld episode, or any sitcom, really.
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Cage posted:JERRY: You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people? Jerry: You know my friend Bob Sacamano? Elaine: I thought he was Kramer's friend. Jerry: Well, he called last night about 3 A.M., we got to talking. He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park. Forty bucks!
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thepokey posted:Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum! Benign, but ohhhh, still a bastard.
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Aug 30, 2011 18:16
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Kevyn posted:Boy, you really went bald there. THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME!
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Sep 3, 2011 15:13
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DrBouvenstein posted:But it's supposed to be a PHOTOGRAPH!! I look like a "Peanuts" character!
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thepokey posted:Well, I got gonorrhea! That seems about right.
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Sep 6, 2011 21:48
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Riptor posted:You speak Burmese? You most likely know it as Myanmar.
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Sep 7, 2011 19:10
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Sash! posted:I'm almost at Costanza levels of anger that Seinfeld isn't on Netflix. GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!
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Sep 7, 2011 20:52
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Ehud posted:...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities. You're not going to open with that, are you?
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Sep 8, 2011 15:25
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jojoinnit posted:Is there a problem, Mailperson Newman? You said it would be a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!
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Sep 8, 2011 16:59
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mojo1701a posted:WHO'S THIS... JOE MAYO?! I never heard of this "Joe Mayo"...and frankly, it sounds made up.
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Sep 9, 2011 17:53
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DrBouvenstein posted:I've changed my mind, I've decided to build a rollercoaster instead. Without those desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in five years! T. Finn posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FhViA-uGU Mr. Vandelay, if you're here...and Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here...then who is watching the factory? The Saab factory?
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Sep 9, 2011 18:29
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DrBouvenstein posted:One thing that's always confused me about that scene...who the Hell is ordering an entire roast turkey at a diner?!  So when I saw George on the street with an 18 pound turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought, "What a coincidence! We're just about to eat!"
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Sep 10, 2011 02:27
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DrBouvenstein posted:More heavy gravy? What's that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?
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Sep 10, 2011 04:47
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WouldDesk posted:The jerk store called. So what? You're their biggest seller!
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Coffee And Pie posted:So, I was flipping through my English textbook today, and I discovered a chapter about Seinfeld, all about it, including a transcript of The Pitch, which is followed by critical thinking questions, like "Discuss Kramer's assertion that people "want to watch freaks." Do you think this line could be used to sum up accurately audience responses to Seinfeld?" That's freaking awesome. I wouldn't say that "people want to watch freaks" explains the show's success, it would be something closer to "People want to watch themselves." Watching Seinfeld isn't like gawking and laughing at the members of a carnival sideshow, rather, it is like watching one's own reflection contorted in a funhouse mirror. Seinfeld amplifies the kinds of personality traits and behaviors that humans come across in their own day-to-day lives for comic effect. Additionally, and most importantly, the show isn't afraid to have its protagonists act on the worst possible impulses of human emotion, the kind of behavior which the average viewer rejects in the course of their life due to the constructs of the society around them. By honing in on the minutiae of human behavior and raising them to absurd levels Seinfeld makes us laugh while plumbing deeper truths of social interaction, and through its pop culture examination of the darker side of the human persona manages to resonate on a more intimate level with the viewer.
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Sep 16, 2011 23:04
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kolby posted:Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube. "...My wife is a slut?"
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Sep 17, 2011 00:33
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Locutus of Bald posted:YOU CAN STUFF YOUR SORRIES IN A SACK, MISTER! Where'd you get that one?
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Oolarg posted:It's like a full body dry heave set to music... Out of nowhere, there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured. So you cry...and then when you see the dancer, you cry again.
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Oct 14, 2011 14:27
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When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are but because of different reasons altogether!
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Oct 14, 2011 14:41
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jojoinnit posted:Yessss George, because of society. GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!
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Oct 15, 2011 00:13
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Mr. Flunchy posted:I just watched a VHS tape of the 1955 Israeli film 'Hill 24 Doesn't Answer'. After the film had finished there was about 15 seconds of some Israeli advert that was clearly a Seinfeld parody. So I tried to look it up - couldn't find it, but did find this: Hey, you found Jimmy Kimmel's first television appearance! Really, though, they did a pretty great job of capturing every character's voice...except Newman. The hell was that. Arafat as Steinbrenner was pretty drat spot-on as well, with the sitcom rambling.
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Oct 17, 2011 23:34
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Leyburn posted:He's the Got No Green Lantern! Guess that makes you Lois Loan 
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Oct 25, 2011 14:27
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JAMOOOL posted:currently laughing so hard at the episode where Janeane Garofalo plays the female version of Jerry Seinfeld, and how Jerry falls in love with her before realizing that he absolutely hates her after she says something like "hey, what's the deal with brunch?" Combined with the fact that she's ordering her third bowl of cereal for the day ("You had it for breakfast and lunch!")
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Oct 26, 2011 17:30
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There's two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese! Cheese, George! Cheese!
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Oct 26, 2011 21:13
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jojoinnit posted:Boy, you really went bald there. THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME!
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Oct 27, 2011 01:07
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DrBouvenstein posted:Whoa, whoa...tractor story? Back up the truck...*beep* *beep* *beep* "Beep, beep, beep?" What are you doing?
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Kevyn posted:His mother was a mudder? What did I just say?
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WouldDesk posted:
For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
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Midnight Sun posted:I sound funny? Yeah I better go to the doctor bye.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Edit: Make sure to not only click on each number, one for each burger, but click on "the cheese" area for each burger to hear him talk about the type of cheese used in said burger... "Camembert. I named my first-born child after a slice of Camembert. His name's 'Camembert.' CAMEMBERT!" So odd that out of all the Seinfeld alumni, the guy who played a recurring minor character that could best be described as "Low key" is now arguably the most high profile. He's a lead on Rules of Engagement, does voice work all over the place including a supporting role on one of television's biggest shows, spokesman for multiple products and companies...
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jojoinnit posted:Get rid of Susie! Make her disappear! Kaput! Hahahahaha Not only that, I broke his thumbs.
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DrBouvenstein posted:The Lopper has moved to L.A.!! "Headzo," "The Denogginizer"..."Son of Dad," that one's mine - it's sort of a catch-all.
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myron_cope posted:Not a good look for George I'd go ahead and say that from its beginning until whenever Elaine started wearing her hair down, "Not a good look for _____" could be applicable for anybody on the show. Seinfeld's humor and characters still hold up, but not that early 90's wardrobe.
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When the patient is difficult, you quone them.
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Riptor posted:Here's to feeling good all the time I ssssuck 'em down like Coca-Cola.
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I had a piece of whitefish at Barney Greengrass the other day...
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The Jimmy was on TBS last night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlRJkdjmBcM One of the best segments they ever did, and still able to get a big laugh from me no matter how many times I see it.
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haljordan posted:What kind of company would hire NEWMAN to conduct highly complicated and dangerous espionage (that requires a lot of fast movement)? DODGSON! WE GOT DODGSON HERE! Seasons 8 and 9 are practically from a different show, but they were still the best thing on TV at the time. The jokes played much broader, faster and looser yet still maintained the characters and relationships the audience recognized - it was almost a live-action Simpsons, and I don't mean that in a negative way. Perhaps I'm biased because those were the seasons I was watching live, but many of those episodes are among my favorites.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Am I the only one who thinks/worried It's Always Sunny may end a similar way? There was an interview with Rob McElhenney promoting the most recent season where he addressed where the show will likely end up. quote:AV Club: One or more of them will probably end up dead at some point? So yes, it sounds like it will end up mirroring Seinfeld's finale - those selfish jerks finally get their comeuppance - just in a more definitive and nihilistic way.
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