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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Wick

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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A man in a cape.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
How did I not know about penskefile.com?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

You? You're not Penske material.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Penske File sucks. I can't even use it to find an appropriate meme to register my disappointment with it.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
DLC episode where you play Ramon and stalk Jerry.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Hey guys, I'm stuck on the third Newman boss fight. I keep knocking his cold cuts into his footbath, but he won't get up off the bag of muffin tops, any suggestions?

Maybe a guest player?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

jojoinnit posted:

Protip: if you're playing as George make sure to craft that Gore-Tex jacket early. It'll make the liquor store fight a breeze.



Also if you swerve slightly right, you can hit the squirrel and the pigeons.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'll have a t-bone too.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That's my move!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
A man in a cape.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'm tired if your macho head games.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Republicans waiting for Trump to discover the Costanza strategy.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Pulchritudinous posted:

You want a piece of me? YOU GOT ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

That's a nice name, Todd Gack. What is that, Dutch?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Coffee And Pie posted:

They’re all Twix! It was a setup!

Free candy!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Low Desert Punk posted:

:siren: Looking for a good time, Sir? :siren:

Let's keep this sophisticated.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

You bastard.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

I'm not ashamed of my body. :smug:

Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say "Enjoy the show." 

Also penskefile.com still loving sucks

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Vietnamwees posted:

SO WHAT!? I'm damaged goods now! :(

Wait a minute, wait a minute! You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys? Let's pause a moment. 

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'm just a t-bone kind of guy. You might as well call me

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

You're very good with the moanings and the gyrations. You really had me going there for a minute.

Did it involve a knuckle?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Chili posted:

You're not giving away our water pick!

You mentioned George's name to Mayor Dinkins? You
discussed George with the mayor of New York?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

What ever happened to, "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?"!!

You want a piece of me!?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

Pulp can move, baby!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

I don't even like to use urinals, I've always been a stall man.

Door comes down. Hides your feet. Yes. I like it. I like it a lot.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Mr. Marbles?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

Ukraine is game to you!? How about I take your little board and SMASH!



As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

Yeah, well, he didn't sleep with both of 'em! :smug:

You've been in her bed?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

This guy... this is not my kind of guy.

I loathe him.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Stelllllll-uggggggh

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You're not giving away our waterpik!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something, that's my overview.

That's not gonna be good for business.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:


I was thinking the other day what a good concept Rochelle, Rochelle is for a running joke.

"It's just a bit of nudity, not even frontal nudity, really, it's more...it's sidal nudity..."

I thought we were talking about me?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Chili posted:

It really is quite breathtaking.

Is that woman just wearing a bra?!

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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I don't want to sweep alone.

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