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Tippy toe! Tippy toe!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2011 16:36 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:47 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hello Margery...George Costanza. How are you, sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2011 21:56 |
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ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2011 19:28 |
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Relayer posted:"I think I'll just have a salad" You had to have the BIIIIIIIG SALAD!!!!!
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2011 19:29 |
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Well you've made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle...
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2011 16:39 |
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safety dan posted:You are so freaking talented! You are soooooooo good looking!
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2011 19:20 |
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We're the Deviiiiiiils! The Deviiiiiiiillllssss!!!!! Hghghghghghghghgh!!!
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2011 01:32 |
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So you're gonna wear this all the time? All signs point to YES!
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 17:42 |
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I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 18:52 |
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WouldDesk posted:What do you recommend other than the steak? Get the swordfish. Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry!
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2011 02:03 |
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You have selected...Agent Zero? If this is correct, please press 1.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2011 17:23 |
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So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2011 16:58 |
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I made my parents a Festivus Pole about five or six years ago, and they thought it was funny at first and put it out, but about three years ago they quit taking it out. I always have to go dig around in the attic when I go over there to find it, and this year they had a bunch of stuff piled up in front of the access door. My dad had really hidden the Pole well, too. I decided that that was a grievance that needed airing when I had finally gotten it set back up in the middle of the living room. They didn't think that it was as funny as I did.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2011 17:23 |
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Got $200 sitting around and wear a medium? All signs point to YES!!!
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2011 23:11 |
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Come on, take the pen! Do me a personal favor!
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2011 17:16 |
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The pig says "my wife's a slut?"
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2012 19:56 |
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Hest? That's not a name.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2012 06:36 |
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I hate her like poison.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2012 06:20 |
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Hey david puddy, how about Jerry picking reservations out of the air at the car rental place in The Alternate Side?
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# ¿ May 11, 2012 16:58 |
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Alec Behhhhhhhhhhg
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# ¿ May 26, 2012 06:21 |
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Sorry. Thou shalt not steal.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2012 18:06 |
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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here...that that sort of thing was frowned upon...cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2012 16:30 |
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Billy Zane posted:Here's how it's going to happen: you may be walking. Maybe on a crisp, autumn day just like today. When a mail truck will slow beside you, and a door will open, and a mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift. You said a mailman I know, and you're a MAILMAN I KNOW!
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2012 19:27 |
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Yo-yo Ma!
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2012 22:15 |
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jojoinnit posted:The whole pen plotline has to be peak Seinfeld. Its so silly and unimportant but it becomes this huge deal involving everyone. I know that it doesn't have George or Kramer, but that's still my favorite episode. STELLAAAAAAAAAA
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2012 15:44 |
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KokoTheMonkey, RochelleRochelle, DavidPuddy, and ThatsAShame are all available Mulva and TheMoops are taken
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 18:42 |
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That van's a-rockin'!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2012 01:21 |
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Hello, woman.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2012 05:50 |
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I had hand!
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 17:21 |
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I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2013 21:51 |
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Did you just say...ridicurous?
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 07:23 |
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Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2013 19:55 |
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Hest? That's not a name.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2013 16:22 |
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How could this be?
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 15:46 |
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I'm Keith Hernandez
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 17:38 |
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All aboard the pain train!
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# ¿ May 8, 2013 21:10 |
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Heartbreaker, love taker, Brubaker, run this prison like a man!
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# ¿ May 10, 2013 19:39 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:A bubble?? Boy.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2013 18:08 |
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Sorry, thou shalt not steal.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 06:53 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:47 |
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ASTRO!
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2013 16:56 |