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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Tippy toe! Tippy toe!

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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:



Hello Margery...George Costanza. How are you, sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Relayer posted:

"I think I'll just have a salad"

" :raise: Oooook.."

Just a salad..

just a salad..

just a salad..

You had to have the BIIIIIIIG SALAD!!!!!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Well you've made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle...

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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safety dan posted:

You are so freaking talented!

You are soooooooo good looking!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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We're the Deviiiiiiils! The Deviiiiiiiillllssss!!!!! Hghghghghghghghgh!!!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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So you're gonna wear this all the time?

All signs point to YES!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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WouldDesk posted:

What do you recommend other than the steak?

Get the swordfish. Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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You have selected...Agent Zero? If this is correct, please press 1.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I made my parents a Festivus Pole about five or six years ago, and they thought it was funny at first and put it out, but about three years ago they quit taking it out. I always have to go dig around in the attic when I go over there to find it, and this year they had a bunch of stuff piled up in front of the access door. My dad had really hidden the Pole well, too. I decided that that was a grievance that needed airing when I had finally gotten it set back up in the middle of the living room. They didn't think that it was as funny as I did.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Got $200 sitting around and wear a medium? All signs point to YES!!!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Come on, take the pen! Do me a personal favor!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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The pig says "my wife's a slut?" :confused:

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Hest? That's not a name.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I hate her like poison.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Hey david puddy, how about Jerry picking reservations out of the air at the car rental place in The Alternate Side?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Alec Behhhhhhhhhhg

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Sorry. Thou shalt not steal.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here...that that sort of thing was frowned upon...cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Billy Zane posted:

Here's how it's going to happen: you may be walking. Maybe on a crisp, autumn day just like today. When a mail truck will slow beside you, and a door will open, and a mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift.

You said a mailman I know, and you're a MAILMAN I KNOW!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Yo-yo Ma!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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jojoinnit posted:

The whole pen plotline has to be peak Seinfeld. Its so silly and unimportant but it becomes this huge deal involving everyone.

I know that it doesn't have George or Kramer, but that's still my favorite episode. STELLAAAAAAAAAA

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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KokoTheMonkey, RochelleRochelle, DavidPuddy, and ThatsAShame are all available :)

Mulva and TheMoops are taken :(

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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That van's a-rockin'!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Hello, woman.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I had hand!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Did you just say...ridicurous?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Hest? That's not a name.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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How could this be?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I'm Keith Hernandez :smug:

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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All aboard the pain train!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Heartbreaker, love taker, Brubaker, run this prison like a man!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Boy.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Sorry, thou shalt not steal.

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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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ASTRO!

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