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DrBouvenstein posted:Tell me about it! I found muffuin tops on sale at Price Chopper a few yars ago and only a couple of my friends knew why i was so excited...but you're right, they bake just the top, when what they really need to do is bake a whole muffin, and "pop" the top. penis sandwich posted:"David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?" WoG fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Apr 26, 2010 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:50 |
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SansWetware posted:"His buttocks are sublime!." The best part of that scene is the body makeup that rubs off on the well when he falls. Tiny Fistpump posted:haha The Opera was on last night and I was thinking the exact same thing. Crazy Joe Davola wasn't that funny, he was loving scary. "...yeah..." One of Kramer's best line readings. WoG fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Apr 29, 2010 |
# ¿ Apr 29, 2010 03:27 |
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got dat wmd posted:The Sein dvds are by far the best television dvds ever. Shimrra Jamaane posted:The best bonus features on the Seinfeld DVDs are the Sein-imations. Bar none The original-length episodes alone make them worth owning, and the Inside Looks are great and trivia tracks interesting, but there's crap like Sein-imation (they're cute once, but pointless fluff), and the commentaries, which are on only a fraction of the episodes, range from pretty good (some writing teams) to downright lousy (most cast tracks). As far as DVD presentation goes, the Seinfeld set can't hold a candle to Futurama or (easily my favorite) Spaced.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2010 05:17 |
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safety dan posted:In "The Tape", during the fake porn interviews that Kramer's doing, he asks Elaine if the sex is real or if it's simulated. She answers "Oh, it's always simulated. Except with George, that's in my contract". When she says contract, she pronounces it "cuntract". Listen, it's there. Locutus Of Bored posted:I just listened again and it's very subtle but she definitely says cuntract. Nice catch
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2010 16:31 |
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Rusty Shackelford posted:That is a bit of a continuity error in the Seinfeld Universe. There was an episode of Mad About You where Jamie found out that Paul had kept the lease on his old apartment and was subletting it. The subletter was Kramer in his Seinfeld apartment. Since both shows only exist in one boy's dream, I think we have to overlook small incongruities. Thanks for the heads up, I never saw this crossover. Kramer on Mad About You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJcJqLz2J40
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# ¿ May 11, 2010 16:02 |
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hall n oates mom posted:No, really, don't even start with this corn-rear end bullshit. Hey, I'm just pointing out the asinine places one is led when one worries about crossover continuity.
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# ¿ May 11, 2010 18:50 |
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Tender Bender posted:It doesn't necessarily mean every show is part of the kid's dream. What if St. Elsewhere is his dream and in his dream characters from his favorite shows appear now and then. This makes much more sense. Tiny Fistpump posted:Talk about Seinfeld or get kiboshed.
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# ¿ May 11, 2010 20:42 |
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OldSenileGuy posted:poo poo, is that what happened? I always just went along with what they said in the episode, that Kramer gave Jerry a poo poo phone. Nah, it can't be -- whether the sound was bleeding through or not, he was on two simultaneous calls.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2010 21:57 |
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The Walrus posted:I always wondered about zip codes myself, as I had always been pretty reasonably sure that there were more than 99,999 addresses in the USA.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2010 16:42 |
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regulargonzalez posted:What episode is it where Jerry and Elaine are having dinner at someone's house and Elaine is telling Jerry about a dream she had about him ("It was you, but it wasn't you...") as he gives his condescending nod? Think he is at the party to hook up with some chick there.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2010 20:42 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:"H. E. Pennypacker"
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2010 17:42 |
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bringer posted:My dreams of five minutes, dashed before my eyes. "It's no picnic." or "HOOCHIE MAMA!" spring to mind.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2010 21:50 |
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There's an answer key, guys. (too big for waffleimages)
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2010 02:33 |
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Leyburn posted:For sale, a big, juicy van! ^one of the funniest lines of the series, right there.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2010 03:13 |
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Relayer posted:Today I realized what my least favorite episode is, and it's The Boyfriend. Reason? Keith Hernandez cannot act at all. It's so awkward watching him alongside the rest of the cast cause he's so stiff. He even makes Jerry's acting look great in comparison. The magic loogie scene alone places The Boyfriend well above The Dog and The Stranded (the indisputable worst eps).
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2010 20:36 |
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Mastodon Rickles posted:They're the only episodes that don't have all of the main four and always feel kind of off because of it. e: ^ahh, gently caress, beaten on both counts. WoG fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Sep 19, 2010 |
# ¿ Sep 19, 2010 06:10 |
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DarkCompanion posted:You know, the one thing I never ever got. Why does Babu blame everything on Jerry? I mean, the whole incident gets used against him in a court of law during a trial that lands him in prison. Where does Babu get off?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2010 21:55 |
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HateTheInternet posted:Granted, but bosco's numerical equivalent is actually 26726, not 2676, and 5-number PINs don't exist as far as I'm aware
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2010 18:37 |
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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store -- I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued, and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced...
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2010 21:27 |
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mojo1701a posted:I love the way he so flippantly says this while he's taking a sip of coffee. ...then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2011 05:00 |
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The Human Cow posted:What's everybody's favorite fictional movie? I've always wanted to see Rochelle, Rochelle in real life...a film, is what it is.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 16:02 |
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Chapter Two, the source of the plagiarized letter. My Cousin Vinny and, I think, another Tomei movie or two are mentioned in her episode.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 16:22 |
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T. Finn posted:Was going to post this but it looks like it's the production company Pyramid Group. No way that young girl's strange erotic journey is PG. There's definitely a BBFC certification logo there, too.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 17:30 |
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mojo1701a posted:Based on Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's tweet about coming up with fake episode titles in the Seinfeld writers' room, Seinfeld Stories came up with this synopsis for "The Dictionary": I can't imagine "finds the perfect dive bar" as a seinfeld plot.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2011 20:13 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Hello, Mr. Finerman. You wanna buy a computer? His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2011 20:54 |
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I'll tell you what you did, Caligula...
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2011 16:13 |
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thepokey posted:For sale - a big, juicy, van.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2011 03:32 |
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Feels like an Arby's night.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2011 03:17 |
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stratdax posted:I think the writer of that episode was the same writer who did the one where somebody (Jerry?) buys a gun and Elain starts saying "where do you want it Jerry? The Kennedy? The Lincoln?" and points the gun at the appropriate places on her body. Not the point, I know, but weren't Kennedy and Lincoln both the back of the head?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2011 23:44 |
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safety dan posted:That's what they gave me! the government?
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2011 21:20 |
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Chexoid posted:I can't find it on youtube, but my favourite Kramer entrance is when Jerry got those special rubber gloves for him, and he throws it behind him and Kramer catches it as he walks in. Quite a few. There was a sequence in some outtakes or behind-the-scenes somewhere.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 22:47 |
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...maybe he's just very well red?
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2011 04:13 |
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Criminal Minded posted:He's my protege! He's MY butler!
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2011 17:39 |
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Barnum posted:Master of the house, doling out the charm Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just drivin' round in Jon Voigt's car...
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2011 18:06 |
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jojoinnit posted:People dislike the LA episodes? It is puzzling. The phone call to the cops, the sheet tuck debate, the tipping debate, kramer's interrogation, so much gold. Stranded's definitely one of the weakest, but not as bad as 'The Dog'. George and Elaine alone makes for some funny scene or two, but the other 90% of that episode is terrible.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2011 20:22 |
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esperantinc posted:"Excuse me, where are we?" What's my name? It's, uh, George Costanza...
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2011 20:55 |
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Chicolini posted:What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend? Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? quote:
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2012 16:30 |
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RoughDraft2.0 posted:So last night I downloaded a Kindle single by Fred Stoller, who spent a few months in '94 writing for the show. (His best contribution was probably the Kenny Bania/suit/soup as a meal episode.) I can't really recommend it, because he really didn't have a long enough tenure for anything too insightful, but he does have some interesting stories about Larry David being Larry David. Also, he decided to put in some of his ideas for episodes that he never got around to actually pitching. I thought I'd post them here, including his all-caps style because it's just somehow funnier: I really want to like that guy, but that book was easily 50% pathetic and his new 'Gate Show' is completely forgettable.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2012 22:50 |
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^Yeah, that list isn't anything he pitched or fleshed out, it's from when he was writing down whatever random nonsense came to mind to see if anything stuck. Half of them are hilarious, even if it's hard to imagine what storyline they would trigger. (Then again, one would probably say the same about half of the existing episodes' 5 word summaries.) Coffee And Pie posted:That reminds me, everyone should check out the SeinfeldStories twitter account, it's a bunch of plots for Seinfeld that never happened. It's way better than it has any right to be.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2012 23:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:50 |
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If you mean actually remove, not just 'recast and rename', like some of these responses seem to indicate, it has to be Kramer. His plots are rarely the A story, or when they are, they're counter to the typical 'feel' of the show. Likewise, instances where he plays a necessary part in others' stories, that part could often just as easily be filled by newman/puddy/etc.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 19:44 |